The LAW Behind Obama’s Birth Certificate

Thank you TIME Magazine, for uncovering this. The entire birther travesty is built on the absence of a photocopy of Obama’s original birth certificate. After all the caterwauling about it by the Teabigots, have you ever wondered why the White House doesn’t just wallpaper Fox News and Trump Tower with photocopies of the original document just to shut them the hell up? There’s a reason no such a photocopies exist— the law. Original birth certificates in the state of Hawaii canonly be inspected by a specific and circumscribed group of people. The state can issue those people a certified copy (as they did for the Obama campaign in 2008). Here’s the law:

§338-18  Disclosure of records.

(a)  To protect the integrity of vital statistics records, to ensure their proper use, and to ensure the efficient and proper administration of the vital statistics system, it shall be unlawful for any person to permit inspection of, or to disclose information contained in vital statistics records, or to copy or issue a copy of all or part of any such record, except as authorized by this part or by rules adopted by the department of health.

(b)  The department shall not permit inspection of public health statistics records, or issue a certified copy of any such record or part thereof, unless it is satisfied that the applicant has a direct and tangible interest in the record.  The following persons shall be considered to have a direct and tangible interest in a public health statistics record:

(1)  The registrant;

(2)  The spouse of the registrant;

(3)  A parent of the registrant;

(4)  A descendant of the registrant;

(5)  A person having a common ancestor with the registrant;

(6)  A legal guardian of the registrant;

(7)  A person or agency acting on behalf of the registrant;

(8)  A personal representative of the registrant’s estate;

(9)  A person whose right to inspect or obtain a certified copy of the record is established by an order of a court of competent jurisdiction;

(10)  Adoptive parents who have filed a petition for adoption and who need to determine the death of one or more of the prospective adopted child’s natural or legal parents;

(11)  A person who needs to determine the marital status of a former spouse in order to determine the payment of alimony;

(12)  A person who needs to determine the death of a nonrelated co-owner of property purchased under a joint tenancy agreement; and

(13)  A person who needs a death certificate for the determination of payments under a credit insurance policy.

(c)  The department may permit the use [of] the data contained in public health statistical records for research purposes only, but no identifying use thereof shall be made.

(d)  Index data consisting of name and sex of the registrant, type of vital event, and such other data as the director may authorize shall be made available to the public.

(e)  The department may permit persons working on genealogy projects access to microfilm or other copies of vital records of events that occurred more than seventy-five years prior to the current year.

(f)  Subject to this section, the department may direct its local agents to make a return upon filing of birth, death, and fetal death certificates with them, of certain data shown to federal, state, territorial, county, or municipal agencies.  Payment by these agencies for these services may be made as the department shall direct.

(g)  The department shall not issue a verification in lieu of a certified copy of any such record, or any part thereof, unless it is satisfied that the applicant requesting a verification is:

(1)  A person who has a direct and tangible interest in the record but requests a verification in lieu of a certified copy;

(2)  A governmental agency or organization who for a legitimate government purpose maintains and needs to update official lists of persons in the ordinary course of the agency’s or organization’s activities;

(3)  A governmental, private, social, or educational agency or organization who seeks confirmation of a certified copy of any such record submitted in support of or information provided about a vital event relating to any such record and contained in an official application made in the ordinary course of the agency’s or organization’s activities by an individual seeking employment with, entrance to, or the services or products of the agency or organization;

(4)  A private or government attorney who seeks to confirm information about a vital event relating to any such record which was acquired during the course of or for purposes of legal proceedings; or

(5)  An individual employed, endorsed, or sponsored by a governmental, private, social, or educational agency or organization who seeks to confirm information about a vital event relating to any such record in preparation of reports or publications by the agency or organization for research or educational purposes. [L 1949, c 327, §22; RL 1955, §57-21; am L Sp 1959 2d, c 1, §19; am L 1967, c 30, §2; HRS §338-18; am L 1977, c 118, §1; am L 1991, c 190, §1; am L 1997, c 305, §5; am L 2001, c 246, §2]

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67 comments for “The LAW Behind Obama’s Birth Certificate

  1. April 25, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    In order to actually believe that Obama’s birth makes him ineligible for the Presidency, one must also believe that:

    1) The Republican Party machine actually let him get away with it.

    2) ALL 16 US intelligence agencies knew, but failed to act.

    3) The McCain campaign allowed it to happen, instead of bringing it up during the race.

    3) Every credible global news organization played a small part.

    WOW! Outside of Opus Dei, this must be the BIGGEST and LONGEST LASTING conspiracy in the history of the world!

    (Kinda unlikely, at least from my own POV.)

    When I applied for my passport, I brought a copy of my LONG-FORM birth certificate with me – the one with the footprints & all. They sent me away, and told me to come back with a CERTIFICATE OF LIVE BIRTH! Apparently, THAT is the legal document!

    One final question – if all existing conditions were the same – Hawaiian birth, Kenyan dad, except for the color of the President’s skin, would this even be a topic of discussion?

    • raven
      January 25, 2012 at 8:57 am

      how many forms of identification do you have to have, to get a job, a drivers license, welfare, ? Yes this is about the PRESIDENT NOT His color, considering he just broke the flipping Constitution how many times

  2. Hhronec
    April 22, 2011 at 8:21 am

    “The truth! You can’t handle the truth!” The truth is, it is not about the birth certificate. It is about some sectors of our society that refuse to legitimize Barack Hussein Obama as their duly elected 44th President of these United States of America. They will do or say anything to get their ‘feelings’ across regardless of the truth. To them, the truth does not matter or even exist, but it does to many of us. To discuss this any further is a waste of everyone’s time, in my opinion. Let’s move on with something more productive.. like jobs.

  3. annoyed
    April 22, 2011 at 6:44 am

    You know this great country has gone to crap when people start calling each other stupid because of how they feel. My truth might not be your truth and vice versa. There is a way to get points across without resorting to childish acts of name calling, especially by people who are supposed “educated adults”. Arguing the topic of a birth certificate is MINOR in comparison to the things that we citizens SHOULD be concerned with.
    I for one, agree that it is suspicious. If that makes me a “teabagger” or whatever other names have been thrown out, then so be it. But in all honesty, have respect for each other. Good grief, far better things are accomplished when personal opinions and viewpoints are respected. You don’t have to agree with them, but at least they are taking a stand for something that “they” believe in. “When you stand for nothing, you fall for anything”.

    • April 22, 2011 at 6:48 am

      Actually, it makes you a racist. When was the last time you asked a white politician to provide their birth certificate? Oh, that’s right, NEVER!

      • April 25, 2011 at 8:51 am

        Matt,

        Didn’t Eugene Debs insist on seeing Teddy Roosevelt’s birth certificate because he thought he was born in Panama? I swear I read that in a Texas school book somewhere.

        Peace,
        Tex Shelters

    • April 25, 2011 at 8:49 am

      Annoyed,

      I too am tired and disappointed at all the liberals calling people “stupid” and worse. It is counterproductive. However, “Tea Bagger” is an apt name for people who have signed onto that cause.

      I see nothing “Tea Bagger” in what you said.

      Peace,
      Tex Shelters

    • Terri
      April 25, 2011 at 7:01 pm

      “You know this great country has gone to crap when people start calling each other stupid because of how they feel.”

      You are not being called stupid because of how you feel. You are being called stupid because you have chosen to believe rumor and gossip over verified facts.

      “My truth might not be your truth and vice versa. ”

      Facts are facts, where you want them to be or not.

      “I for one, agree that it is suspicious.”

      What facts do you have for believing this?

  4. Brady
    April 21, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    His mother was American. That’s all it takes for him pr anyone else to be American.

    • April 25, 2011 at 8:46 am

      Not correct Brady. You have to be born in the United States to become president, and Obama was.

      Besides, it is a distraction by the issue challenged Republicans who don’t want you to notice their corporate run and written platform.

      Peace,
      Tex Shelters

  5. Pertinax the Sceptic
    April 21, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    So, the long-form CAN be copied, but you want us to believe that Obama himself cannot ask for such a copy for the purpose of putting the question — in your eyes, a canard –to rest? To quote your hero, “Do you think we’re stupid?”

    • Juan Garcia
      April 21, 2011 at 4:47 pm

      Why should he???
      Where’s YOUR birth certificate?
      Mine’s from the great state of New York, Columbia Prez 2 1/2 months after Malcom X was shot right across the street.

    • Bruce Lindner
      April 21, 2011 at 4:59 pm

      Pertinax, read my response below. Consider yourself officially stupid.

    • MiamiVice
      April 21, 2011 at 6:04 pm

      YES! I do think all the birthers are stupid.

    • Terri
      April 25, 2011 at 6:53 pm

      Why should Obama released anything other than what he has already released? Nothing else is legally needed.

      School records are not public document’s and haven’t been since the 1970′s

      Medical records are not public records.

      Passport records are not public records.

      Vital records in Hawaii are not public until 75 years after the event.

      Those are all verifiable facts.

  6. Ned
    April 21, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    “A distinction without much of a difference perhaps”

    What are you, crazy? A distinction that makes this article 100% meaningless. The whole issue hinges on this distinction.

    Because if it could have been photocopied to put this matter at rest, then it should have been. So why hasn’t it been?

    • Bruce Lindner
      April 21, 2011 at 5:54 pm

      Ned – get in line behind Pertinax, and read my post below. I’m not going to write it out twice tonight.

    • Terri
      April 25, 2011 at 6:49 pm

      Right. The document that you had was hospital document, and it’s not a legal document at all. It’s a commemorative document.

      As an addition to your list, the birther’s apparently believe that the State of Hawaii is issuing fraudulent legal documents.

  7. Mona
    April 21, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    I could not have said any of that any better, your the bomb.

  8. Second Amendment Democrat
    April 21, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    It’s always easier to lie than to tell the truth. Every time someone takes time to overcome/explain/examine/exhort/chastise/laugh at these ignoranuses, they are using energy that should be going toward the real battle for our wealth and property.

    Stop spending time on birthers and learn to defend yourself. Study Lao Tzu and Von Clausewitz. Then drive these thieves out of our country and into the ocean they’ve polluted. Revoke their citizenship, confiscate their loot and territory. They’re not Americans, they’re traitors, criminals and the actual terrorists – the poor self-igniting Muslims are as much a victim of the Cheneys and Kochs as they are their own mullahs, and the rich Muslims are just the other side of the corporate coin.

    Trump hasn’t a clue. He’s just another GOP straw-man dupe, latest in a long line of distractions. The real power lies behind the throne – the Billies, the billionaire old boys club. These are the villains who have declared war on America and then dare to accuse those who fight back of ‘class war.’

    Back to school, Billies. Here’s your first Class War lesson – basic math. 300 million souls vs. 800 soulless. Have fun – while you can.

  9. Lori
    April 21, 2011 at 11:53 am

    What people seem to forget is that it doesn’t matter if the President was born on the moon or Kenya or Indonesia or Hawaii or Chicago. His mother was born in the U.S. and lived more than 5 years of her adult life in the U.S. It doesn’t matter where she was when she gave birth – her children would STILL BE AMERICANS, without need for naturalization – just like they were born on US soil.

    • April 25, 2011 at 8:44 am

      Lori,

      But you have to be born in the United States to become president. And Obama was.

      “No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President”

      Natural born means born in the United States. Why do you think California Republicans wanted to change the law so citizen Arnold Schwarzenegger could run for president.

      Peace,
      Tex Shelters

      • Aquarian dreamer
        August 21, 2011 at 6:36 pm

        wait, so Obama wasn’t naturally born? did his mother have a Cesarean section to give birth to Obama? was he found under a pineapple leaf? does that mean my brother and I(both delivered by C-section) are not natural born citizens even though we were both born in California, well within the borders of The United States of America?

        his mother from what I understand was an american citizen, ergo he was naturally, a citizen as soon as he was born. I could have been born in downtown Moscow but since both of my parents were born here in the U.S. I would be a natural born citizen and could run for president in another 5 years. at least that is the interpretation that I have always been taught. if you were born in the United States, or to citizens born in the United states, you were a natural born citizen.

  10. April 21, 2011 at 10:15 am

    Stop using logic and documented fact to upset the Tea Party bigots.

    Peace,
    Tex Shelters

  11. James Christian
    April 21, 2011 at 10:09 am

    What a slap in the face Trump if you can`t even find and read this law and your going to run this country,NOT!

    • Pertinax the Sceptic
      April 21, 2011 at 2:50 pm

      A law that the author of this article has now admitted does not exist?

      • Bruce Lindner
        April 21, 2011 at 3:54 pm

        Okay, to Pertinax (and to Ed), take my hand, and I’ll walk you through this. I wrote this article about ten days ago. The day after I posted it on my Facebook page, a lawyer from Hawai’i informed me that the statute had recently been amended, so that the ONE sentence that I wrote; “but the original document itself cannot be photocopied by ANYONE” is not necessarily accurate… according to him, it’s now a “gray area.” Can Barack Obama walk in and demand a photocopy of his Hawai’ian birth documents tomorrow? I don’t know. But for the sake of clarity, and honesty, I decided to write that addendum, in the off-chance that this lawyer was right.

        Another thing; I was unaware that this article was going to be posted last night. I have a folder full of articles that I’ve written, and offered them en masse to addictinginfo.org to use as they please. When I saw that this one had been uploaded, I IMMEDIATELY posted that caveat, just in case that fellow knew his poi, because I wanted there to be no doubt about where I stood. I haven’t checked it one way or the other myself, but I wanted the reader to know that I had been tipped off that since writing this, there had been a change in the law that brings in to question the accessibility of original state documents.

        Please notice that I did so immediately upon learning that this article had been posted (in fact, it’s the very first comment after my article). If my aim was to mislead, then why do you suppose I would have even posted it at all? Unless you’re heavily versed in Hawai’ian law, I doubt anybody would have known one way or the other.

        This is called “honesty,” sir. What you’re practicing is called challenging the integrity of someone for whom you disagree, because this article doesn’t meet your preconceived narrative.

        As for whether or not I “think you’re stupid,” I believe I just answered that.

  12. Jeph
    April 21, 2011 at 8:36 am

    Weiner/Grayson 2012. :) REAL CHANGE.

  13. April 21, 2011 at 7:47 am

    Read it and weep birthers:

    Amendment XIV, Section 1, Clause 1:
    All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

    • Mary White
      April 21, 2011 at 8:59 am

      Thank you Monica! I new we were all Americans, else those in the service who had children born on foreign soil would not have American children. But did not know where to find that part in the Constitution. Thanks again!

  14. Robert
    April 21, 2011 at 7:45 am

    Constitution of the United States, Article IV, section 1: Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State.

    This means that the birth certificate that the State of Hawaii issues has to be accepted, no state can say “No, that’s not good enough for us.”

  15. Jimmy HatesTeaBaggers
    April 21, 2011 at 7:05 am

    teabaggers suck

  16. Oggieflorida
    April 21, 2011 at 6:53 am

    Thanks for the reference, but still it doesn’t matter. His mother was an American citizen. That alone makes him a natural born American.

    • Jamie Chapamn
      April 21, 2011 at 7:26 am

      Thank you. I have been saying this almost 3 years now. I even looked it up with a non-believer, who now realizes that you can be born ANYWHERE on this planet to an American citizen and you are a natural-born citizen of the U.S.

      • Gramiam44
        April 21, 2011 at 7:42 am

        Your premise about being a natural born citizen if you are born anywhere to parents, at least one of whom is a citizen, is true. However, to become President, you must have been born on U.S. soil. That includes all 50 states, Possessions and Territories and any other location designated as U.S. soil, such as military installations in foreign countries. Even if President Obama had been born in Hawaii BEFORE it became our 50th state, he would have still been eligible to become President, because Hawaii was a Territory of the United States.

        • Beauregard
          April 21, 2011 at 1:10 pm

          Your assertion that you have to be born on US soil is incorrect.

          Go read Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 of the United States Constitution and you will see no such statement.

    • Gloria Holback
      April 21, 2011 at 8:30 am

      During the election a photo cop was posted online. also common sense tells any start person a woman having her firstvbaby would not go to Kenya to have a baby in the 1960s when she would want the most modern hospital and skilled Doctors to deliver her first baby and her being any only child would want her Mom and Dad at her side to be present for the birth of her first child. Now one more reason was to insure her son was born in Her Country. Now think those common sense reasons out and tell that to these Birther idiots…….

  17. fred
    April 21, 2011 at 6:42 am

    Now now, don’t you know birthbaggers don’t care about facts?

    • Ron
      April 21, 2011 at 9:14 am

      Exactly – why let facts get in the way? Facts just confuse people, right?

  18. Ed
    April 21, 2011 at 6:02 am

    So your article purports to explain that Obama is NOT ALLOWED to get a copy, then you add a comment explaining that your basic premise is wrong. He IS allowed to get a copy, as is anyone in the Whitehouse acting as his agent. So the entire point of this article is moot, yet is is posted anyway with the correct assumption that your readers do not want to find the truth, but only to bury this embarrassing situation.

    • Bruce Lindner
      April 21, 2011 at 7:16 am

      Read it again, Ed. The article is not centered on Obama not having access to the state’s document, it’s about the law that protects personal privacy. The fact that he or his agents are allowed to make photocopies may or may not even be true — a Hawaiian attorney contacted me and advised me as such, so I chose to post that addendum just in case it’s true.

      Your hair-on-fire post, as much as you’d like it to neutralize the entire article, does no such thing. It just exposes you as having comprehension issues.

      • Ned
        April 21, 2011 at 6:16 pm

        “The fact that he or his agents are allowed to make photocopies may or may not even be true”

        Well since you have no idea what is or is not true, then you have no standpoint on which to speak with authority on this matter one way or the other. So once again this article can tell us nothing about this matter other than nobody knows what is true.

        “a Hawaiian attorney contacted me and advised me as such” – Obviously you didn’t consider that important enough to mention the first time. Be that as it may, the attorney obviously doesn’t know what is true either, or else you wouldn’t be left wondering what is true or what isn’t.

        “The article is not centered on Obama not having access to the state’s document, it’s about the law that protects personal privacy.” You mean like the laws that protect a Presidential candidate from having to publicly release his federal tax returns? That kind of privacy law?

        Bruce, c’mon, this whole thing stinks, makes no sense whatsoever, and you know it.

        • Bruce Lindner
          April 21, 2011 at 6:32 pm

          Ned, you Goober… You’re responding to the wrong post! Read my 3:54 pm comment, then you’ll understand. I’m not here to “convince” you of anything, nor do I care if you agree with the article. But at least try to comprehend why I issued a caveat.

          • Ned
            April 21, 2011 at 7:00 pm

            GOOBER!…..why I oughta….why I never in all m…..sir, I resemble that remark!

  19. rd
    April 21, 2011 at 5:17 am

    IT’S A MOOT POINT ANYWAY – EVERYONE I KNOW WHO VOTED FOR HIM WILL NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE.
    HE SWORE UP AND DOWN THAT HE WOULD END THE WARS, STOP THE TORTURE AND CLOSE GITMO, AND END THE POLICE STATE MEASURES. I DON’T CARE IF HE WAS BORN NEXT TO THE LINCOLN MONUMENT,WRAPPED IN AN AMERICAN FLAG; 3 STRIKES AND YOU’RE OUT. I’D RATHER VOTE FOR AN HONEST WARMONGER THAN A LIAR.

    • mike
      April 21, 2011 at 7:47 am

      You know what, sometimes things are easier said than done. There has been a huge drawback of troops in iraq, as he said there would be. He made attempts at putting the detainees at gitmo on trail in civilian courts, that was met with republican outrage and more fear mongering. he does have a timetable in place for withdraw from Afghanistan. You don’t just walk away from what you have started so easily, and you don’t get to make up headlines to suit your own ideas like republicans do.

    • cecil rogers
      April 21, 2011 at 8:23 am

      rd, you will get your chance to vote for Trump, Gingrich, Bachman, or any other of the group of lame-o’s who will run. Has any politician been able to do every thing he wished to do?

    • scohen
      April 21, 2011 at 8:33 am

      so i hope that you and the four others are very happy with the alternative

    • Bhevarri
      April 21, 2011 at 12:16 pm

      Do you realize that the President can’t just DO EVERYTHING that he wants? Our President isn’t the end-all be-all of all laws and policies, he has to go through a lot of BS to do anything, and currently that means that the Republicans are busy keeping anything from happening, and then whining that nothing’s getting done. HurpDerp politics, HOW DOES IT WORK!?

    • JDV
      April 22, 2011 at 5:19 am

      Yes because John McCain and Failin Palin would have done SO much more that you’d agree with right? Yes. He broke his promises. but even knowing that i’d still vote for him because there’s no way i’d have voted for the other person and looking at the field this time around he’s STILL head and shoulders above the rest.

      • Fen
        April 22, 2011 at 9:49 am

        a DEAD dog, (OR WOLF, which is what palin would want) could lead the country with more intelligence and passion, ingenuity, and integrity than palin or mccain. You might notice I have not capitalized their names…. I only do that when they deserve RESPECT.

    • Swambo
      April 22, 2011 at 2:35 pm

      Don’t be so sure…there is a lot to be said for keeping the Devil that you know than choosing one from the never ending parade of sheer ridiculousness that the other party is suggesting. All I heard during the last election was how impossible it was that he could get elected…I would not be at all surprised if it happens again. We shall see.

    • CMS
      April 23, 2011 at 12:27 pm

      Boo Hoo. Obama didn’t snap his fingers & magically accomplish EVERYTHING he said…even with multiple crisis, Health Care battle & THE PARTY OF NO fighting him on every bill. Hmm…so you’re gonna GIVE UP? Thank God we don’t have a President like that. If you don’t vote, your worst nightmare will happen. Republicans will abolish everything Obama has accomplished.

    • kyle d
      April 23, 2011 at 1:16 pm

      Obama cannot be expected to wave a magic wand and fix everything in 2 year…..it took Dubya 8 years …. count them eight to fuck up the country & you want everything fixed now! You are not even giving him the same 8 yrs Dubya had to fuck it up! If you want instant gratification, try jerking off….otherwise, let the man repair the damage……. after 8 years, then you’ll have room to complain.

    • April 25, 2011 at 12:47 pm

      I hear your frustration, rd, but riddle me this -

      If what you’ve listed in your post are things that YOU wanted done (and I’m pretty sure that they are also things that Obama WANTED to do, but couldn’t beat the rethuglican obstructionists), name ONE other candidate who …

      1) would support that agenda, AND

      2) has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning a presidential election.

    • Jeffafa
      April 27, 2011 at 9:22 am

      I think you meant to say “drawdown” (a reduction in numbers” and not “drawback” (a negative quality that hinders the benefits of something). However, yes – Obama has had such stiff opposition on every issue of substance that it is a wonder he’s accomplished anything. I don’t agree with everything he’s done, but I gotta give him credit in terms of maneuvering and follow-through. His opposition has opposed every single measure, even when their supposed platform agrees with him, determined to paint him as a do-nothing president, and he has succeeded in the majority of those efforts. As for the war timelines, we have an obligation to do those things in an orderly fashion and mind the aftermath, not just leave and let chaos ensue. It takes time. With Gitmo, the pres has done all he could and his order was effectively circumvented by Congress defunding it. One guy, people, even POTUS, cannot act with impunity.

  20. Juan Alvarado
    April 21, 2011 at 12:26 am

    The Tea Baggers knew this, of course. They wanted him to grab a photocopy so they can smack him with ignoring the law for doing so.

  21. April 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    Law?!? Since when do birthers, or most republicans for that matter, care about the law?

    • Shawoman
      April 21, 2011 at 11:42 am

      when it’s convenient for them to do so.

      • Cheeky Bastard
        April 23, 2011 at 8:10 am

        When it BENEFITS them…

    • jabberwolf
      April 26, 2011 at 10:43 pm

      When its a required document to apply for the right for presidency as it states in the constitution.

      Article Two of the United States Constitution

      Oops or does that law not need to be followed?

      Sorry to be all tea-party and fact seeking.

  22. April 20, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    AHA! So you admit you lied! You admit it’s all fake! I KNEW it! It’s a liberal cover up!

    Whoa! Sorry, I channeled a Tea Partier for a second…

    • Paige
      April 21, 2011 at 4:39 am

      I hope you don’t own a gun…. you need psychiatric help, dude. Move on.

      • warbler
        April 21, 2011 at 6:39 am

        and you need to find a sense of humor.

    • Pamela Norman
      April 21, 2011 at 10:32 am

      Ha-ha. Very Funny! Yeah…ya gotta be careful…it happens! ;-)

  23. Jackie Murphy
    April 20, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    Thank you Time Magazine. Finally everybody can read and know what most people already knew. You just don’t go get a copy of someone’s birth certificate. There’s the law, read it and understand it.

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