The original mangled syntax-spewer of vapidity and irrationality, Sarah Palin, continued her abstinence-only love affair with keeping herself in the spotlight by stretching out a potential presidential run to the very max. Apparently she caused a lot of confusion and frustration over her decision to attend some hayseed Tea party circus this Saturday in Iowa, which the Wall Street Journal earlier claimed she had canceled.

According to Real Clear Politics, The rally’s organizers caused a stir over the last couple of days by first announcing that former U.S. Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell had accepted an invitation to speak at the event before Palin. Organizers then disinvited O’Donnell before re-inviting her to speak once again.

Sarah turned into a mama grizzly once it became known that Former Delaware Senate candidate and grifter in-training, Christine O’Donnell, had the gall to threaten to harm Sarah’s one true cub: the media spotlight. According to a Palin source, the younger and prettier grifter had contacted Ken Crow, a rodeo champ (not making that up) and co-organizer of the Iowa event, and said that Palin wanted her to be on the program. But the bat-sh#t hit the fan when it was revealed that Palin had not been in touch with O’Donnell and  did not appreciate the “misrepresentation.” I smell a Dynasty scene in the works in which the two miserably unqualified ladies duke it out over who’s the prettier vapid, self-interested lunatic.

Apparently the Rodeo guy made the fatal mistake of not checking in with the almighty snow queen’s checked staff before inviting, then uninviting O’Donnell (twice).

“I’m a dumb West Texas cowboy,” said Ken Crown. “None of us have a high-profile political background, nor understand it. We don’t know what protocols are or any of that stuff.”

Awe shucks, he don’t have himself all them fancy internet talking machines like them sophisticated Washington folk.  Now if only Rick Perry will utter those same words, we might actually be getting somewhere

It should be noted that all of this hoopla is over whether or not Sarah Palin will finally give all living beings sudden heart failure  with the announcement of a presidential run, which is scheduled to take place at hot air balloon field. A no more befitting place could not be found for a woman who cannot seem to ever shut up.

Edited By: Alexis Atherton

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