With Michele Bachmann out of the race, any literate person who follows the news should quickly be able to figure out that only two remaining Republican Presidential candidates would dare invoke Jesus’ name into a campaign event. If we tell you it wasn’t Ricky Perry, can you guess who it might have been?
Caller to local radio show: “We don’t need a Jesus candidate; we need an economic candidate.”
Presidential Candidate: “We always need a Jesus guy! We need someone who believes in something more than themselves and not just the economy. When we say God bless America, do we mean it or do we just say it?”
Did you figure it out? That’s right, it’s the same man who doesn’t believe that higher education is a right that all American youth are entitled too; the same guy who is quite sure that LGBT people are sinners by choice who don’t belong in the military and that people with medical problems should pay more for health care as punishment for the poor lifestyle choices they have made! If you identified everyone’s favorite simple-minded bigot, little-Ricky Santorum, your name will be celebrated in heavens above tonight! Mazel tov.