Amid wars, increasing poverty, declining education, and the country’s crumbling infrastructure, the good folks at OneMillionMoms.com are finally taking on the enemy. Ellen DeGeneres. Back in the good old days, homosexuals knew their place and wouldn’t dare be out in the open with their queerness. But nowadays, the gays openly flaunt their homosexuality like it’s normal or something. Ms. DeGeneres has somehow gotten the nerve to be openly gay and the new spokesperson for JC Penney stores. Can you believe that? She forgot her place was quietly in the closet under the heel of normal, traditional, heterosexuals. Hmph.