The misogynistic, racist, Christian whites-only club better known as CPAC has thankfully come to an end, and who better than Sarah Palin to close it out.
Pretend human being and perennial syntax mangler, Sarah Palin, appeared as one of the final entrants at CPAC this weekend where she delivered a horrendously distorted speech full of one lie and one GOP talking point after another.
“He promised to transform America, and that’s one promise he’s kept; he transformed a shining city on a hill into a sinking ship.”
“This government isn’t too big to fail; it’s too big to succeed.”
“Hope and change? Yeah, you gotta hope things change.”
“After a year or two [in ‘Obama’s Washington,’ lawmakers] decide it’s not really a cesspool. More like a hot tub.”
“The last thing you need is a community organizer reorganizing the deck chairs [on the Titanic] while singing, ‘Let’s Stay Together.’ ”
Since Sarah has made much more money taking her snowbilly circus to adoring throngs of God-and-guns conservatives, she’s much too important to actually work towards achieving rational goals as a candidate for the White House. The Republican party may not ever officially invite her into thief exclusive club, but it appears she will continue to follow through on her primary objectives from 2008: a vapid beauty queen who’s willing and able to reiterate (if not mangle) the totally baseless, junkyard talking points from a GOP that’s hell-bent on destroying President Obama at any cost.
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