Using the totally non-scientific method of asking a group of people to Google “Romney”, I can safely say that Mitt Romney is in PR trouble. With the exception of one response out of 70, the new definition of Romney, “To defecate in terror,” is anywhere from the first to the fourth search result. One could almost say that he is knee deep in Santorum (Google it, if you dare).
The new definition is in response to Romney’s unwise revelation that he had once placed the family dog in a secured container on top of the car for a 12 hour trip during which the dog “Romneyed” down the rear window. Presumably, Romney told the story as way to relate to non-billionaires but it has backfired spectacularly. Both animal lovers and opponents of Romney have seized upon it as a way to highlight Romney’s essential lack of compassion and common sense.
The worst part for Romney is that it’s gone viral; it has a life of its own now and will haunt him for years much like “Spreading Santorum” has haunted, well, Santorum. Expect to see it dominate Google in short order.
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