America’s foremost blob of buffoonery and mountain of misogyny simply cannot stop wooing the ladies of the 21st century with his ever-so chivalrous advice. Rush Limbaugh’s fictional reality cannot comprehend why all these librul morons think there’s a war being waged on women by Republicans. Rush thinks that Republicans are actually very good to women because they, drumroll, buy them diamonds and take them to dinner. That’s right! Progressive men are basically beating them with a belt when they do such terrible things as afford them equal rights in the workplace, access to contraception and healthcare, and could care less what they do with their fun parts as long as they let us see them.
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