The Daily Caller, the proudly racist and rabidly right-wing website of adult Pee-Wee Herman doll and epic media failure Tucker Carlson, is no longer going to pretend that it cares about decency and decorum. The website that set of many alarms following the Trayvon Martin murder and the racist responses that its users plastered all over the place, is now offering one handgun per week from now until election day.
Here’s the actual announcement:
The Daily Caller will be giving away one gun per week until Election Day – November 6, 2012. The FMK9C1 is an American-made high capacity 9mm designed by Jim Pontillo and manufactured in California. Each gun is engraved with the Bill of Rights and comes in one of three colors.
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I was just thinking if there’s possibly anything that unhinged, angry white people who undoubtedly already have a small army of weaponry need, it is free guns. However, if you ask me that sounds awfully socialist of them. Then again, I suppose male enhancement substitutes trump all ideological contradictions.
“Like most Americans outside Washington, D.C., New York City and most of our nation’s news rooms, large numbers of Daily Caller readers love guns,”Daily Caller publisher and former Dick Cheney policy adviser Neil Patel said in a release. (Source: Yahoo News)
I think it’s safe to assume that Daily Caller readers love guns like NJ Governor Chris Christie loves second helpings.
When asked to comment on this rather bizarre and seemingly deadly publicity stunt, Carlson seems to think it’s a perfectly safe and rational idea.
“Seems obvious. Why wouldn’t it be a good idea? We trust our readers,” said Carlson (Source: Yahoo News)
And what contest isn’t obliged to warn all of its winners to obey all local, state and federal laws governing the lawful transfer of a firearm. It’s kind of like Publisher’s Clearing House, but instead of Ed McMahon showing up at your house with a monstrous check, a dyspeptic conservative shows up like Dog the Bounty. What could possibly go wrong there.
More specifically, each winner “will be required to have proper identification suitable to receive a firearm in their jurisdiction and will be required to complete an ATF Form #4473 and pass a NICS background check at their local firearms retailer that holds a valid Federal Firearms License. Failure to comply with each of these requirements will result in a forfeiture of the prize,” according to official rules and regulations.
Indeed, the Daily Caller wants you to Stand your Ground!
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