Not quite content with the mentally unstable pastor from North Carolina and his solution (final solution) to round-up all the gays and work them to starvation or simply throw them onto an electric fence, a Pastor from Kansas (where religiously inspired queer bashing was invented) wants the government to kill all of them. Well, it looks somebody isn’t going to be invited to any Pride parades this upcoming weekend with that kind of attitude.
Indeed, Pastor Curtis Knapp of New Hope Baptist Church in Seneca, Kansas thinks the best method of letting tax-paying, law-abiding citizens live their lives is by killing them:
“They should be put to death. That’s what happened in Israel. That’s why homosexuality wouldn’t have grown in Israel. It tends to limit conversions. It tends to limit people coming out of the closet. — ‘Oh, so you’re saying we should go out and start killing them, no?’ — I’m saying the government should. They won’t but they should. [You say], ‘oh, I can’t believe you you’re horrible. You’re a backwards neanderthal of a person.’ Is that what you’re calling scripture? Is God a neanderthal backwards.. in his morality. Is it his word or not? If it’s his word, he commanded it. It’s his idea, not mine. And I’m not ashamed of it.” (Source: TowlerRoad.com)
Perhaps the Pastor should stop humping the Old Testament while listening to the ghost of Jerry Falwell for two seconds and do a little contemporary middle eastern history research. Israel is actually a very gay-friendly nation amid a powder-keg of virulently anti-gay Middle Eastern nations. In fact, Israel was the only Middle Eastern country that recently voted against a UN special amendment led by the sub-Saharan African country of Benin that sought to remove homosexuals and other sexual minorities from a list of “groups historically subject to executions including street children, human rights defenders, members of ethnic, religious, and linguistic minority communities,” So it seems that Pastor Hitler McChristnut is yet another prima facie example of why churches should have their non-profit status lifted faster than a Newt Gingrich divorce filing.
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Here’s the contact info for the church:
New Hope Baptist Church.
W. Highway 36
Seneca, KS 66538.
Church affiliation: Southern Baptist Convention.
Church confession: 2nd London Baptist Confession (1689).
Contact: Curtis Knapp, pastor.
Our church is in the process of reformation. Much of the old leaven has been cleaned out and the doctrines of grace are openly being taught and poured into new wineskins.