The right-wing realm of perverse and sanctimonious yet accidentally hilarious Christendom has brought us some gems in the past that make Bushisms look like quotes from Victor Hugo, but one LA-based preacher appears to have upped the ante.

An LA-based Preacher (that’s like a Kansas-based pornstar) who has yet to be identified is making the rounds across the LGBT blogosphere after evidently heckling attendees at Pride.

“The anus was not meant for the penis,” the preacher says in the clip, which was featured on Joe. My. God. He then declares, “Stop eating your poo-poo!” (Huffington Post)

Firstly, if you’re over the age of 6 and you still refer to fecal matter as “poo-poo” then your credibility as a human being plummets. Secondly, this guy must have been bible-thumping during sex ed since inserting the phallus into the anus doesn’t involve eating feces and, in fact, in Roman times a Roman male was supposed to be a penetrator, the “active” partner in sexual activity. It was manly to penetrate; it was feminine to be penetrated. But it’s much more philosophically and historically relevant to simply scream at people for doing stuff that a puppy or Glen Beck would do.

Here’s the video:

“Thank God the street preachers showed up today to give a stern warning that God is angry with the wicked every day,” he continues. “But you people continue on in your sin!” (Huffington Post)

The making of such profoundly insipid comments can only mean that either somebody is just upset that they had to attend gay pride alone or they cut their Thorazine in half when they took it in the morning.

 Michael is a comedian/VO artist/Columnist extraordinaire, who co-wrote an award-nominated comedy, produces a chapter of Laughing Liberally, wrote for NY Times Laugh Lines, guest-blogged for Joe Biden, and writes a column for MSNBC.com affiliated Cagle Media. Follow him on Twitter and Facebook, Youtube, like NJ Laughing Liberally Lab. Seriously, follow him or he’ll send you a photo of Rush Limbaugh bending over in a thong.

 

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