A lot of noise has been made about Paul Ryan’s p90x workout routine and how fit Ryan is. This is, of course, very important to the right which is obsessed with all thing superficial. Look at Fox for a perfect example of this. Conservatives simply do not accept women who are not attractive (and more intelligent than their males counterparts or, in the case of Gretchen Carlson, just pretend to not be more intelligent). Shallow is a way of life. Well, here he is! Mr. Sexy McDreamy Eyes! Via TMZ (obviously)

Hmmmm…He’s certainly in better shape than I am (that’s not saying much but there it is). Let’s see how he compares to President Obama, who’s 9 years older:

Yeah, not seeing a lot of difference there. So much for Mr. Sexy p90x! In all fairness, Ryan’s photo is from 6 years ago and supposedly he’s much more ripped now.

Seriously, though, how well built a politician is is completely irrelevant. The only reason I even paid any attention to Obama’s physique is because he is 12 years older than me and sporting a six pack (not that I’m jealous or anything…). It’s also a marked departure from every president in recent history. Even Kennedy, that poster boy for “sexy president” didn’t have those abs! I couldn’t help but wonder, “When does he find the time?”

Expect to see a lot more topless photos of Ryan “surfacing” as the campaign goes on. For a political movement addicted to superficial eye candy, Ryan shirtless is irresistible. Too bad the only thing of substance he has to offer is something as shallow as sex appeal. I guess he really is just a male version of Sarah Palin after all.

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