Women are ‘Too Emotional, Too Diabolical’ To Vote, Says Mississippi Tea Party Leader

Author: October 14, 2012 5:34 pm

Being a Tea Party leader in any state in the good old US (even the smart states) means that you must be the most rusted-out screwdriver among a shed chock full of very dull tools. But Tea Party leader and Mississippi is a coupling like Smith and Wesson or gasoline and fire; nothing possibly good can come from the pairing.

Super liberty and truck nutz loving Janis Lane, the president of the Central Mississippi Tea Party, believes that women should be denied the right to vote because they are just ever-so diabolical and emotional. Evidently Lane thinks women will have their periods in the voting booth, manipulate the pool workers, and  want to fold laundry and cry about the poor choice of color scheme used for the booth curtain–of course all while plotting to take over the world (in keeping with all of those female presidents we’ve apparently had).

Our country might have been better off if it was still just men voting. There is nothing worse than a bunch of mean, hateful women. They are diabolical in how than can skewer a person. I don’t see that in men” said Lane during an interview with the Jackson Free Press (Democratic Underground)

Absolutely! Karl Rove, the Koch Brothers, James Carville, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’ Reilly, and Sean Hannity are all meek and gentle lambs who are just manipulated by the malicious vagina rays that can skewer a person as easy as they can reject rape sperm. Since Lane is one of the low-information, easily manipulated voters who votes against their economic self-interests, so should it really shock us that she’s also a self-loathing woman.

Michael is a comedian/VO artist/Columnist extraordinaire, who co-wrote an award-nominated comedy, produces a chapter of Laughing Liberally, wrote for NY Times Laugh Lines, guest-blogged for Joe Biden, and writes a column for MSNBC.com affiliated Cagle Media. Follow him on Twitter and Facebook, and like NJ Laughing Liberally Lab if you love political humor from a progressive point-of-view. Seriously, follow him or he’ll send you a photo of Rush Limbaugh bending over in a thong.

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