Mother Jones has complied the ultimate list of Obama conspiracies. Almost every rumor, allegation and steaming pile of bullshit has been put together for your amazement and utter despair. Why despair? Because each one of these represents a tangible piece of Obama Derangement Syndrome. The people that believe even one of these, and many believe multiple, are dangerously irrational and/or extremely gullible. These people vote. If this doesn’t give you cold sweats even as you laugh at the sheer stupidity of it, try to imagine going in for major heart surgery and your doctor telling you that he thinks science is nothing but lies from the pit of hell. THAT’S what passes for “critical thinking” among conservatives.
Here’s a few of my favorites but you simply MUST read the entire list of jaw-droppingly moronic stories that right wingers tell themselves are the real reasons they hate Obama that have nothing to do with him being
a ni**er monkey jigaboo tar baby black. They’re not racist, after all, they just want him to go back to Africa Chicago:
Obama once aided the mujahideen: Harlem pastor and professional race-baiter James David Manning contended that in his younger days, Obama went undercover as a CIA agent to facilitate the transfer of cash and weapons to the Afghan mujahideen in the ’80s, thereby aiding what would become the Taliban. (That would mean Obama was working for Ronald Reagan. The same Reagan that compared the mujahideen to the Founding Fathers. Curious how that part gets left out – FLS)
Obama’s teleprompter: Obama’s eloquence is a myth! The 44th president is incapable of speaking in public with his teleprompter. (And the first presidential debate proved it! What’s that? The second and third debates when Obama ran rings around a stammering Romney? Ummmm…Did you see that first debate? Obama’s a stupid head! – FLS)
Obama spiked the jobs report: ”Jobs truthers” (like former GE CEO Jack Welch and Florida tea party congressman Allen West) accused the Obama administration of cooking the September unemployment numbers to manufacture a rosier picture of the economy and boost the president’s chances of reelection. (This is indicative of the right’s hermetically sealed bubble of alternate reality in which all news that is bad for them is rewritten. America is on the brink of total collapse and the debt is the most important thing in the world. At least until a Republican is in the White House. – FLS)
You can either laugh or cry but whatever you choose, make sure you vote!