Not to interrupt the day in which all African-Americans, Hispanics and women are getting all their things for having the audacity of wanting to vote for a guy who actually believes they exist and wants them to subsist, but the department of deranged an irrelevant is screaming bloody murder now that the Kenyan Socialist won a second term. First, my all time favorite member of the Inane Clown Posse, Donald Trump, went berserk on Twitter last night. Obviously the Donald was unhappy nobody gave a crap about the so-called “huuuuuge” dirt he had on President Obama. Moreover, he’s still very upset that he has to walk around with a dead albino seagull on his head. We get it! But the motor city madman, Ted Nugent, decided to out crazy Donald Trump in a series of barely intelligible outbursts on Twitter.
You may recall this comic/writer covering the menacing anti-Obama remarks made by the brilliant songwriter by such profound poetry as “Wang Bang Pooty Tang,” which resulted in a subsequent secret service investigation. Perhaps you also recall the washed-up rocker making this very bold pronouncement back in April at an NRA convention:
“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year,” said Nugent (Entertainment News)
So this must mean that we’re now in full-fledged Nugent jail/death watch mode. In short, why does Barack Obama hate Ted Nugent?
Well, Nuge the Stooge had plenty to say last night following President Obama winning a second term.
Anybody want to help Nuge pack?
As I stated in a separate article, the biggest problem with the Republican party, outside of its monolithic demographics, is Republicans blind willingness to cater to the lowest common denominator. They appear to recruit candidates and supporters the same way people post ads for couches on Craig’s List, or cast reality TV shows. Do they really want to be the party that reaches out to the mental patients held up in gun ranges, like Ted Nugent, or do they actually want to start representing 21st century America.
Michael is a comedian/VO artist/Columnist extraordinaire, who co-wrote an award-nominated comedy, produces a chapter of Laughing Liberally, wrote for NY Times Laugh Lines, guest-blogged for Joe Biden, and writes a column for MSNBC.com affiliated Cagle Media. Follow him on Twitter and Facebook, and like NJ Laughing Liberally Lab if you love political humor from a progressive point-of-view. Seriously, follow him or he’ll send you a photo of Rush Limbaugh bending over in a thong.