Romney Lost Because Of The ‘Slut Vote’ Claims One Conservative Blogger

Author: November 8, 2012 11:24 am

Apparently conservatives are not finished bawling over Obama’s re-election. One angry conservative blogger at the Christian Men’s Defense Network has raised the bar for inappropriate commentary, however, by combining racism, misogyny and misinformation into a triple threat of idiocy. The CMDN appears to be one lonely neckbeard using the royal we and pounding out some Angry White Man blogs, but maybe I am wrong and there are actually several Angry White Men contributing to the blog. If so, they all sound exactly the same…mostly–you guessed it–angry. Let’s call our anonymous blogger Angry Neckbeard.

I poked around looking for some discussion about Christian values but could only find the usual right-wing talking points that seem to revolve around dog whistle racism directed towards President Obama, and disrespect for and belittling of women and minorities. Apparently some other readers expressed some disapproval, because Angry Neckbeard has since made his blog post private, but, thanks to the magic of Google Cache, we can all “enjoy” his opinions.

Angry Neckbeard said, “I’ll be the first to admit it.  A couple weeks ago I predicted a Romney win.  I predicted this largely because he played up his alpha cred in the first debate.  But one photo-op on the Jersey Shore with Obama looking tough in a bomber jacket destroyed all that, which is yet another reason sane societies don’t let women get involved in government.” Get that? Women are too stupid to understand complicated political topics, but show Obama in a bomber jacket, and we all flock to the polls to wait eight hours in the rain and cold to vote for him because he’s so hunky.


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Angry Neckbeard then calls Michelle Obama “the only First Lady who could possibly be bitchy enough to make Hillary Clinton look feminine” and rails because, in his world, the Democrats tried to make the election about a single issue: “The right to slut without the responsibility of consequences.” (I am not making this up. He really said that.)

That’s right, folks, Democrats don’t care about who gets to nominate the next few SCOTUS judges. We don’t care about the economy (improving, thank you), or foreign policy, or the national debt, or equal rights for non-straight people, or taxes, or banking regulations, or wars, or education, or separation of church and state, or equal pay for equal work, or any of a number of other issues (such as, I don’t know, is my candidate telling easily-debunked LIES every damn day, like Mitt Romney did?) and concerns. What we Vaginal-Americans care about, sayeth Angry Neckbeard, is having “as much hot alpha sex as possible without any consequences” (whatever alpha sex is; honestly, I suspect Angry Neckbeard is also a purchaser of Pick-up Artist books and video instruction tapes, and hasn’t figured out that his disdain and contempt for women is why he has had no luck finding a mate).

Angry Neckbeard is not content to infantilize and demean women; he has to drag minorities into it, too. “Contrary to common belief, the primary reason the Democrats own the black vote has nothing to do with civil rights.  The Democrats were only partially supportive of civil rights in the 60?s (with southern Democrats advocating “segregation forever”).  Lincoln was a Republican, and Republicans in the House and Senate voted for civil rights legislation in the 60s.”

Gentle readers, can I please save my breath and assume you are not ignorant and thus are aware that Republicans in Lincoln’s era were nothing at all like Republicans today? Do I really have to go into the whole “Dixiecrat” and “Southern Strategy” business with you? Even if you aren’t convinced and are too lazy or busy to go Google the topic, you have to admit that it is pathetic when you have to go all the way back to the Civil War era to find a Republican politician that did anything positive and helpful for people of color. This is the 21st century; that was the 19th century. Talk about being regressive.

Angry Neckbeard then proceeds to try to convince us about how much the Republicans are supportive of civil rights and black folks: “Democrats have won the black vote because the black community is dominated by illegitimacy, and the Democrats are willing to subsidize and support that illegitimacy (as well as provide access to cheap abortions) so as to take away from sluts the consequences of their actions.  Consequently, young black people grow up on the dole and not only never realize there might be something wrong with that, but eventually come to believe that’s the way it should be.”

If you are playing Bigot Bingo at home, you get the “black people are all on welfare” square, as Angry Neckbeard harkens back to the widely debunked Welfare Queen stereotype, and pretends that hordes of people of color are on welfare and popping out babies left and right — pew! pew! pew! — to get some extra helpings of that delicious Government Cheese, because welfare is awesome. Oh, when they aren’t wantonly aborting them. He’s not sure. They are having a lot of babies and a lot of abortions! It’s crazy! So many, you guys.

But, O NOEZ, the Democrats are infecting The White Wimmenz with this propaganda! Angry Neckbeard asserts, “This is now beginning to happen in white suburbia, except unlike women in the urban black community, white suburban sluts start from a place of relative wealth and privilege (daddy’s little princess).  Thus, food stamps–and increased rewards for having illegitimate kids while on food stamps–don’t (yet) appeal to them.”

See, Obama supposedly “forced” the Catholic Church to pay for birth control (actually, not at all true) to appeal to “rich white sluts” who don’t want to have to go to Planned Parenthood to get abortions–“Planned Parenthood being conveniently located in the minority part of town, of course”–because, like, how embarrassing.

Angry Neckbeard understands how we women operate:

One thing one has to remember about women, especially slutty ones:  They usually don’t make decisions based on reason.  So all the Obama administration had to do was scare them that Mitt Romney was going to take away their birth control and their access to abortion.  The fear for them is that, without birth control and abortion, they might actually get pregnant and have to give birth.  That is scary not simply because of the economic burden of having a child (since, hey, they can get all kinds of cash and prizes if that happens), but because if that happened then everyone would know they’re sluts, and their image as daddy’s pure little snowflake princess goes out the window. [The feminist world view is that] Women are pure, perfect, kind, and altruistic, and the only reason they “get into trouble” is that some evil, conniving, manipulative man tricked them into sleeping with the entire football team. Twice.

That’s a knee-slapper, Magoo.

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Angry Neckbeard goes on to conclude that women just want free stuff and don’t care about issues Republicans supposedly care about, like education (stop laughing) and peace (wait, what?). He then blames women for the United States’ financial problems. It’s Original Sin, people: “America has a fiscal problem primarily because women want free stuff without ever having to work.  America is over-regulated because women don’t want to have to compete in the free market.  America has profound moral problems in part because the rationalization hamster makes it impossible for 54% of the American electorate to ever admit a moral shortcoming. However, this election cycle shows that the Slut Vote is real, and Republicans lose because they discount the existence of original sin in women.  Abortion is often called the “third rail of American politics,” but in truth, the third rail is a woman’s right to slut (with cash and prizes).”

I…I can’t even. This was not a parody or satire post. He really believes that women are out there, sleeping with absolutely everyone (but him, apparently), and they are demanding the right to make their own reproductive choices because they have the temerity to think they know better what is the best choice to make for themselves rather than obeying the diktats from Republican, Christian, Angry Neckbearded Men. You sluts! How dare you have a say in how your taxes are spent? You must be mad to assert that you should make your own healthcare and reproductive decisions! How dare you suggest that the GOP shouldn’t force you to have a vaginal probe stuck up you if you get pregnant? Raped? Nonsense, your body would have shut that whole thing down. You must be lying. I bet your skirt was too short. Slut.

These people are out there, trumpeting this kind of nonsense and misogyny and racism loudly and proudly, voting for Rape-ublicans…and getting very angry when other people vote against them. This election, we managed to out-vote them. These regressive Troglodytes can’t die out soon enough. We fear they can’t ever evolve–this particular group of Republicans don’t believe in it.


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