Sore Loser Secessionists Let Out A Rebel Whine With White House Petitions

Author: November 11, 2012 5:57 pm

Nothing says I hate democracy like this White House petition started by Michael E. from Slidell, LA the day after Obama was elected President of the United States of America.

we petition the obama administration to:

Peacefully grant the State of Louisiana to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government.

As the founding fathers of the United States of America made clear in the Declaration of Independence in 1776:

“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.”

“…Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and institute new Government…”

And whining cry babies in eighteen other states have joined them in stamping their feet and declaring that they don’t want to be our friends anymore because their candidate wasn’t victorious. Texas had to brag that their state is the 15th largest economy in the world and Oregon added that they still want to remain an ally, but for the most part the wording on the majority of the petitions is similar to Louisiana’s. Even if one of these petitions happens to get the 25,000 signatures needed, it’s doubtful that they are going to receive any response from the White House other than, “No!” Which is appropriate to tell any child having a temper tantrum.

But in case the secessionist path doesn’t work, the Obama haters have another petition out there as well from Jana W., APO, AE.

we petition the obama administration to:

Recount the election!

It has become blatantly obvious the voter fraud that was committed during the 2012 Presidential elections.  In one county alone in Ohio, which was a battleground state, President Obama received 106,258 votes…but there were only 98,213 eligible voters.  It’s not humanly possible to get 108% of the vote!

If ID laws had been enforced (which the administration is completely against because that meant they would lose) then this wouldn’t be an issue.

Recount NOW!

108% of the vote?! That didn’t sound right to me so I did a little more checking. According to this astounding vote total happened in Wood County, Ohio so I checked their vote counts and found that 31596 votes were cast for Obama, a percentage of 50.9%. Once again the wing nut echo chamber has pulled some lie out of their ass and found almost 10,000 people gullible enough to sign a White House petition based on this phony story. For anyone who thought the right-wing bubble might finally burst and let a few facts in, these asinine petitions should put that idea to rest.


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  • All these sore losers want to secede let them self deport

  • One thing about secession is that the people have not read a bit about US History. The secessionist movement in the South was about Slavery, or the South not willing to give up their way of life, without slaves.

    So as a happy Northener who lives in California; why not give the secessionist the chance to form a nation of like minded souls. So, let’s say that on January 1st, 2020 they secede from the Union, well for one; “All Federal checks for pensions, retirement benefits for the millions of military retirees, and Federal Government workers would be null and void. Since they have their own country, they would be erased off the rolls of the Federal Government. In other words, Uncle Sam is not paying citizens of another country. Next the DOD would pull out every military base from all New CSA states, and move all military personnel to the Union Side. That would mean that Charleston NC, Navy Yards, Pascougoula Naval Shipyards would be closed. The military wiil then if there are officers, consider them Treasonous, and any military unit going over to the NCSA would be considered a foreign military. Let’s see, I seem to read about the National Parks, they would be closed, and the cost to repopen them would fall to the states for upkeep.

    Next what do you do with the millions and millions of people who are residents of the NCSA, when they find that their medical benefits and handouts from the US is now cut-off, like medical programs, health and education. What do you do with the millions of immigrants who work in low paying jobs in those states, or who have high degrees returning back to the Union side? I can see some of those good old boys & girls trying to work on the farms, work for McDonalds, or a lot of small mom & pop businesses, or even big ones. The universities would also loose grants, and the big football in those schools would loose out, by becoming a foreign team, and from the looks of it; I haven’t seen a foreign country football team playing in the Rose Bowl. Oh, and let’s not forget that since the NCSA is going to be a foreign country in our own country, they will have to abide by the United Nations, and they may not get to keep their military play toys, to include any Nuclear Weapons. Also le’ts not forget that the US will ask for severe sanctions, since the NCSA would be considered a billegerant state, and who would trade with the NCSA, sure they have things that are important; but how long can they hold out when their money if they use US Currency would find these worthless, so they’re going to have to make their own currency, and countries will need some assurance that they can pay for the goods they buy. So now let’s talk about Foreign Policy, what will the N CSA do in their own Foreign Policy? If they trade with China and Russia, will they allow the Chinese and Russians to station a small military garrison on US lands?

    So yes, I say let them go out and secede from the Union, I give the NCSA two decades before reality sinks in. But let’s not forget about Reconstruction also…..

  • The GOP is acting like a bunch of spoiled children. They didn’t get their way, they lost the election, and now they want to take all of their marbles and go home.

    Of course, there is a fine line between fiery rhetoric and sedition when you have political pundits, bloggers, and elected officials suggesting people engage in a revolution against the federal government or secede from the Union.

    Bottom line — people who promote secession are not interested in rational, cogent analyses of the logistical and economic implications of becoming an independent government. We are dealing with self-absorbed, chest-thumping, verbally-flatulent politicians, pundits, and bloggers who are chumming the waters, seeking their moment in the spotlight by spewing a barrage of hyperbolic nonsense.

  • Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Texans and their tin foil hat buddies had better remember that in 1861 both sides had primative weapons and as many soldiers to use as cannon foldder so the war lasted four dreadful years. How many pickups full of red necks armed with shotguns does it take to knock down an F15 or stop an Abrams?

  • Those who wish to have their states secede from the United States, I recommend a quick course in US History, specifically in the years of 1861-1865. The Union shall be preserved.

  • If all of these red states form their own country, who will support them? I think that Texas is the only one that doesn’t receive more in federal dollars than they put in.

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