Your Morning Addiction: Conservative Christian Nonsense Edition

Author: Justin "Filthy Liberal Scum" Rosario 5:01 am

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Wednesday! just two days to the end of the world! I’m so excited!!!

For Christ’s Sake, Leave The ‘Christ’ Out Of Christmas by Tiffany Willis:

Let me start this by sharing that I am a practicing Christian, which means that I’m not a Christian in words only. My children and I are active in our church, and believe that God guides our every step. Which is why I feel so passionately about the topics I’m bringing up below. Read more

James Dobson Blames Gays And Abortion For Newtown Massacre by Tiffany Willis:

Dobson has joined the ranks of others who are blaming the Sandy Hook massacre on social political issues. Tennessee pastor Sam Morris blamed public schoolsbecause they teach “junk about evolution” and “how to be a homo.” Read more

Newsweek Contributor Thinks Newtown Kids Should Have ‘Rushed The Shooter’ (VIDEO) by The Rambling Fool:

In a recent column, McArdle espoused her belief that we should just gang rush the shooters to put an end to this. Why, if 8-12 of the kindergartners had just bum-rushed the guy with the semi-auto rifle, the shooting would have been over! Read more

Sandy Hook Murderer Adam Lanza Was Vegan: He Didn’t Like Hurting Animals (VIDEO) by Tiffany Willis:

Nancy Lanza, who was the first victim of her son’s shooting rampage, is being portrayed as a gun-crazy survivalist monster of a mom who was passionate about teaching her son how to use guns, but her friends say that’s inaccurate. Read more

Koran Burner Rev. Terry Jones Shut Down By Beatles-Singing Crowd (VIDEO) by Lorraine Devon Wilke:

As Jones continued his diatribe, the filmmakers scanned from face to face: some shaking their heads, others mouthing words of disagreement, a few turning away in disgust. Suddenly we see a young man stand up and call out to Jones, “all you need is love.” Loud, strong, with a clear invitation to the crowd to join in. Read more

Family Research Council Employee – Birth Control Pills Are For ‘Whoring Around’ by PetitWendi:

In a scene reminiscent of Sandra Fluke, the conservative Family Research Council decided that it would not tolerate any talk of sexual harassment, especially over the talk of birth control pills. No, they didn’t start another campaign against the ‘immoral’ use associated with this medication, but instead a senior employee, William Saunders, thought it was okay to talk cute to someone he supervised. In reality, his behavior went beyond “cute.” Read more

‘Simpleminded’ Sarah Palin Blames ‘Fallen Culture’ For Shooting And Shares CeeLo Green Video (VIDEO) by Lorraine Devon Wilke:

After this blast of righteousness, she then leaps from her list of denigrations and generalities to describe herself as a “simpleminded person” who puts her faith in a religion she clings to “not because I’m bitter, but because there is nothing better.” Read more

Another NRA Talking Point Bites The Dust – Guns Becoming Deadlier Than Cars by Wendy Gittleson:

In any gun control debate, it’s inevitable that someone will make the point that cars are more deadly and, with that fact in mind, gun control advocates should also advocate getting rid of cars. Of course, there are obvious flaws in this argument; number one being that cars are not typically used as weapons. Read more

NBC’s Richard Engel Escapes After 5 Days In Syrian Captivity (VIDEO) by Lorraine Devon Wilke:

After five days of Syrian captivity, under conditions he described as “psychological torture,” NBC chief foreign correspondent, Richard Engel, escaped, along with NBC producer Ghazi Balkiz and cameraman John Kooistra, in a dramatic shoot-out that occurred as the men were being moved to another location in Syria. Read more

Gay Marine Proposes At White House And Makes History by Lorraine Devon Wilke: