With all of the talk about a new Assault Weapons Ban, we all should sit down and look at exactly what would be banned, and allowed, under the now-expired ban from 1994.

FOX’s Wallace called NRA spokesperson LaPierre’s comments ‘ridiculous.’ This made gun enthusiasts pout and call Wallace ‘Christine,’ a ‘red diaper doper baby,’ ‘Commie scum,’ and worse.

She then invoked the fallacious slippery slope argument by saying that universal registration will lead to ‘universal confiscation,’ which, of course, leads to ‘universal extermination.’

‘Stop being such a chick, Mr. President. Stop it. You’re commander-in-chief. Not chick-in-chief,’ says the oh-so-manly Beck.

The change is a blatantly transparent attempt to repair the GOP’s ridiculously low performance among minority and immigrant voters.

Get it? Because when he left thousands of people stranded in the Superdome with power, food, water or even bathrooms for the better part of the week, there was fighting!

Savvy businesspeople know California’s where the action is, and that sometimes it takes money to make money.

After a Georgia store employee took it upon themselves to beat a child with a belt, Fox News contributor Erick Ericson declared the person deserved a medal.

It’s unclear if N.Korea is threatening a direct assault or if they are suggesting America will simply collapse under the weight of its own corruption.

When guns are made to look like toys, why are we surprised when children want to play with them?

Another Republican governor came to reality and accepted Obamacare’s Medicaid expansion.

Is all that pro-gun, right-wing talk about creating a ‘mental health database’ in lieu of gun safety laws just another racially-coded phrase for ‘angry black men?’

Remember when Todd Akin said that crazy thing about ‘legitimate rape?’ Dave and Louis think THIS is even crazier!

Rick Perry says Boy Scouts should ‘stick to their guns,’ while Rick Santorum claims they’re holding the ‘murder weapon’ for ‘average American boyhood.’

Long delayed, the Violence Against Women Act is being considered again in the Senate. Not unanimously, however, as 8 GOP Senators voted ‘nay.’

Glenn Beck and Alex Jones might be hawking overpriced ‘survival seeds,’ but you can be sure that the only seeds they are personally planting sprout a big, ugly strain of paranoia.

Why impersonate a SEAL? ‘It gets them to the head of the line, when you can put those four little letters, S-E-A-L, former, retired, ex on a job resume, it opens doors.’