You Might Be a Right-Wing Crackpot If…

Author: February 17, 2013 7:17 am

  • If you think Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama’s social-security number is a fraud, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama’s Selective Service registration document is a fraud, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama was born in Kenya, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama is a secret Muslim, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama is in the pocket of the Muslim Brotherhood, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama sealed all his records, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama registered as a foreign student at Occidental College, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama used a fake college ID “Barry Soetoro,” you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama was a Black Panther, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama trained to overthrow the government, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama ordered soldiers to swear allegiance to him, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama’s coming for your guns, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama’s coming for your gold, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama is planning FEMA concentration camps, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama was behind the Aurora massacre, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama personally caused Hurricane Sandy, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama had Andrew Breitbart killed, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama spiked the jobs report, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama faked bin Laden’s death, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama is bulldozing President Reagan’s childhood home, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama throwing a football is a fraud, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama shooting a gun is a fraud, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama death squads targeting gun rights activists, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama is Communist or was raised as one, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama is a Socialist, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama is Marxist, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama is Fascist, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama is a Nazi, you might be a right-wing crackpot.
  • If you think Obama is a Communist Socialist Marxist Fascist Nazi, you definitely are a right-wing crackpot.


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There’s a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one,
And they’re all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same” — Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds

 

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