Christian Entertainer Serving 20 Years After Getting Caught Planning To Eat Kids (VIDEO)

A creepy puppet, a fixation on sex, and an alleged plot to eat kids... this particular 'Christian entertainer' seems to have missed the memo on morality.

A creepy puppet, a fixation on sex, and an alleged plot to eat kids… this particular ‘Christian entertainer’ seems to have missed the memo on morality. Video screenshot.

There are some atrocities in this world for which there are no words. What I am about to tell you is one of them, but I swear to do my damndest to find the words, because you need to know about it.

Most anyone reading this blog is likely familiar with the many so-called  “sexual sins”  that the more batshit contingent of the Christian community in this nation is constantly trumpeting about. You probably also know that, usually, the louder they protest, the more they have to hide. This situation is no different, though it is, quite possibly, the sickest I have ever written about.

Ronald William Brown of Largo, Florida, regularly used his successful Christian children’s show to warn kids about the evils and dangers of pornography. He does it in a most creative way- with the aid of a puppet that can only be described as the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen aimed at kids. For a sample of what fans of this man have been subjecting their children to, here’s the video:

That isn’t the worst of it, though. Gawker reports that Brown was just sentenced to 20 years in prison for possession of child pornography. He was allegedly involved in a conspiracy to kidnap, cook, and eat a child with a man named Michael Arnett, whom he met through the Gulf Coast Church. According to investigators on the case, Brown and Arnett had a specific child in mind for these disturbing plans.

Brown says that he never intended to actually act out his online fantasies in real life, but they were disturbing enough for authorities to take action. Brown allegedly said in one of his internet chats with Arnett:

“I imagine him wiggling and then going still.”

Sounds pretty real to me.

Even beyond these chats, the Christian entertainer is reported to have solicited images of dead children in Internet forums from people with similar fantasies.

Upon release from his 20 years of incarceration, Brown will be forced to register as a sex offender, and he will no longer be allowed to use computers with Internet access.

To the sane Christians: if you want to save your faith, distance yourselves from these sick, sexually repressed types. Rule of thumb: if someone is attempting to play morality police with other people’s sex lives, they likely are up to some pretty freaky shit themselves. Get rid of these folks and take your faith back.