Oregon Ammosexual Gets Robbed Of His Own Gun At Gunpoint

Bad guys who want a gun don’t have to look very hard to get one anymore. All they have to do is find the walking advertisements who are carrying them.


That’s what happened in Oregon on Saturday when an ammosexual went for a walk with his cousin after buying a .22 caliber Walther P22 handgun.

21-year-old open carry enthusiast William Coleman III of Gresham was outside with his cousin walking and smoking a cigarette at 2:00 am when he was approached by another man. Coleman told police the 6-foot tall black male inquired about his new firearm and then liked it so much he pulled out his own gun, pointed it at Coleman and said, “I like your gun. Give it to me.” Coleman complied with the demand and the suspect fled the scene.

So once again, a “good guy with a gun” couldn’t stop a bad guy with a gun and became yet another victim of a crime involving a gun. Let’s be honest, who didn’t see this one coming?

Of course this robbery could have been prevented had Coleman simply not advertised his weapon by proudly flashing it out in the open for everyone to see. He might as well have plastered a “FREE GUN” sign on his chest. Now police have to worry about another gun out on the street where it doesn’t belong. It could end up in the hands of a kid or used in another crime.

On the other hand, who knows what Coleman himself would have used the gun for. Like many other gun nuts around the country, he probably would have scared people walking up and down the streets with it or inside public places. Or he could have shot himself in the penis or shot himself in the hand, thus becoming an even bigger joke than he is now.