How Gullible Are Right-Wingers? Take A Look

Conservatives are outraged OUTRAGED! at a story about Muslims declaring a section of London to be “Islamic” and demanding that people keep dogs out of “their” area:

An MP has complained after seeing a sign posted near a popular park warning dog-walkers to stay out of ‘Islamic areas’.

Labour Member of Parliament Jim Fitzpatrick alerted police and the local mayor about the sign after it was flagged up by one of the residents in his east London constituency.

The sign, which was spotted on the railings of Bartlett Park, reads: ‘Do not walk your dog here! Muslims do not like dogs. This is an Islamic area now.’

This must be one heck of a scary sign to get the right wing so riled up! Let’s take a look at it:

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OH. MY. GOD!!!!! It’s….The Sharia!*

(*”The Sharia” is a made up boogeyman to scare the ignorant and spineless. It’s supposed to be hiding under every rock but only exists in the easily frightened minds of stupid people.)

Can’t you just smell the Muslim on that sign? There’s absolutely no way anyone other than a Muslim could have possibly have printed up that sign and taped to several locations throughout Bartlett Park. Or, at least, that’s the conclusion all of the right-wing websites reporting this story as fresh (it’s from May of this year) would have you believe. Maybe the signs used a secret Muslim Font that only right-wingers can detect?

Or maybe, just maybe, one of Great Britian’s many many nativist bigots made the signs and posted it knowing full well that the xenophobic right would lap it up without a second’s thought:

Rusty HarrisSee what “diversity” and “progressiveness” get you? People simply do not understand that islamonazi movement. The so called peaceful muslims keep their mouths shut to be left alone as long as they comply with the bloodthirsty bunch that is hell bent on taking over the world. Until the world stands up to these thugs, it will continue. I say nuke mecca/medina would be a good start!

Mark Haight: I sure as heck wouldn’t clean up after my dog. if its a muslim park now, let them step in dog feeces. if we don’t watch out though, this stuff is going to start happening in America and there wont be anything we can do about it because the law will be on their side. im a proud American and love my country but our leaders need to wake up to the fact that we are being taken over by the muslims and their laws. we need to hold firm to our laws and not give in.

Roxanne Kitchens DavisI SA FUCK THEIR NON CACON EATING MUSLIM ASSES! GO BACK TO UR OWN COUNTRY!AND OMB URSELF

Etc. Etc.

It must be horrible to go through life this gullible and easily manipulated. Then again, if conservatives weren’t so easy to fool, they wouldn’t be conservatives, would they?