WATCH: This Pastor Is Fairly Certain Starbucks Using ‘Semen of Sodomites’ To Flavor Lattes

The next time you’re at Starbucks you are definitely going to remember this guy as you sip your Pumpkin Spice Latte with whipped cream. Why? Because James David Manning of ATLAH Worldwide Missionary Church is pretty sure “Starbucks is taking specimens of male semen and putting it in the blends of their lattes.”

This isn’t true of course, but holy moly, he thinks it is.

Here’s the video of his message:

He went on to say, “My suspicion is they’re getting their semen from sodomites… and the semen flavors up the latte and makes you think you are having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the semen in it… In not too many days there will not be a public sodomite in Harlem… And Starbucks will close…. Starbucks will be found to be perverting its customers and perverting human sexuality, as if drinking Starbucks is some sort of a sacrificial ritual bath where they kill the innocent babies and drink their blood… Starbucks has for years has been using sexual fluids to prosper their businesses, and the truth is now coming out.”

Well okay then. Seems legit.

These remarks come on the back of another accusation last week claiming “Starbucks coffee stores are indeed ground zero for spreading Ebola and other diseases, because of the clientele of Starbucks.” You know, because of the “upscale sodomites who frequent” the coffee establishment.

I’m fairly certain Starbucks isn’t selling their beverages as a sacrificial ritual bath where they drink the blood of innocent babies, but now it has me questioning everything I’ve ever done ever. I mean, what if the soda I drank last night contained the feces of a blind unicorn who just ran a marathon and ate Goji berries? I mean, WHAT. IF.

Setting crazy aside for just a moment, lets ponder the fact that there are people out there who believe James David Manning. Actually, that’s pretty much just embracing Crazy McCrazytown.