Darth Vader Hilariously Quoting The Bible (VIDEO)

Let’s all just admit it: There’s some really dark stuff in the Bible. Rape, murder, incest, genocide, etc. etc. But just because the Bible is filled with death and destruction doesn’t mean we can’t have some fun with it!

Enter that baddest of bad asses: Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god! (500 Nerd Points if you get the reference). The Dark Lord of the Sith can make even “Happy Birthday” sound menacing. No seriously, he can.

So who better to recite some of the darker parts of the Bible than the Master of the Dark Side? The fact that the biblical dialogue is dubbed straight into Episode IV and works disturbingly well is just the icing on this cake (Flavor? Dark Chocolate, of course!)

Try not to force choke while watching!

“Blasphemy.” Preach it, Darth!