All HELL Breaks Loose After Trump Accuses Obama Of Being ‘Soft On Russia’ (TWEETS)

Donald Trump kicked off his Wednesday morning by launching into another insane rant about “fake news,” with a bonus guest appearance by a stupid comment about Hillary Clinton.

“The fake news media is going crazy with their conspiracy theories and blind hatred. @MSNBC & @CNN are unwatchable,” Trump said, continuing his attack on media that tells the truth about him. Of course, he was sure to endorse a network that generally distorts stories in his favor on behalf of the U.S. Government: “@foxandfriends is great!”

Sorry, folks. The very real information about Michael Flynn and Russia (the information that led to his resignation) as well as Trump’s guest Facebooking a photo of the guy carrying the nuclear football along with his name, Trump reviewing secure documents using a cell phone flashlight during dinner while the waitstaff continued service, the confirmation that his staff stayed in frequent contact with the Russian government during his campaign, and even Kellyanne Conway’s “free commercial” for Ivanka Trump’s products — all of that is just “conspiracy theories” and “blind hatred.”

After taking his traditional half-hour to figure out how he can sound even more like an uninformed madman than with his previous tweet, Trump informed us that any allegations that he or his staff are connected to Russia are simply attempts to cover up Hillary Clinton’s massive popular vote victory he keeps denying happened:

After an 11-minute thinkin’ session, Trump amped up the stupidity by saying that intelligence agencies leaking information about his ties to Russia makes them “just like Russia”:

But Trump wasn’t done yet! What good is an unhinged right-wing rant without someone dragging Obama into it? “Crimea was TAKEN by Russia during the Obama Administration. Was Obama too soft on Russia?” Trump writes.

Before he took office, Trump whined that Obama was too hard on his previous Vladdy Poot Poot, arguing for a substantial rollback of sanctions against Russia (including some of the ones Obama put in place after Crimea “was TAKEN.”

Naturally, after almost an hour of pure stupidity, Americans just unleashed on The Donald:

If anyone is “soft” on Russia, it’s the guy who once tweeted that he wanted Putin to become his “new best friend.”

If there’s one takeaway from this moronic outpouring of what-the-fuck, it’s that Trump is scared and is lashing out at everything he can. His days are numbered.

“The real scandal here is that classified information is illegally given out by “intelligence” like candy,” Trump says. “Very un-American!”

Sorry, Trump: exposing your administration’s unprecedented corruption is the most American thing we can do right now.

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