
The ‘liberal’ media is openly masturbating at the prospect of Obama scandals. I have a theory why that is and you won’t like it.

The ‘liberal’ media is openly masturbating at the prospect of Obama scandals. I have a theory why that is and you won’t like it.

The Benghazi Facepalm was invented for those moments when someone says something so monumentally stupid you just can’t express it in words.

The GOP’s worst fears are coming to pass as Obamacare forces insurance companies to do what they hate the most: compete on a level playing field.

Conservatives will embrace ANY nonsense to smear people they don’t like. It doesn’t matter how stupid or easily disproved it is, they’ll repeat it ad nauseum.

Satire is the greatest weapon against hate and bigotry and George Takei is a master of the art of making fools of the hypocrites of the right wing.

It’s amazing to watch how closely a ‘newsman’ sticks to a prearranged narrative. America is not safe, terrorists are everywhere and Obama is somehow to blame. Journalism at its finest.

Anti-government conservatives live in a fantasy world where corporations would NEVER choose profits over the lives of babies. Those people are imbeciles.

How could Obama’s Communist Socialist Muslim Nazi Homosexual plan to destroy the economy have gone so horribly wrong?!

Do you think both sides are the same? Are you confused by all the rhetoric? Do you think Liberals might be Nazis but aren’t sure why? This handy guide will answer all your questions!

If you think a deadly disease is a good way to enforce your arbitrary moral code against gay sex or sex outside of marriage, you are more of a plague on society than HIV could ever be.

Russians! Jihadists! Iran! WMDs! We have to help the children! John McCain has a laundry list of reasons why we should invade Syria. Curiously, he left ‘Get their oil!’ off the list.

They have their own science and religion, but did you know they have their own alphabet as well?

Futurist Isaac Asimov once said, ‘Violence is the last resort of the incompetent.’ But what happens when you purposely raise an entire generation to be incompetent?

If this video of Larry Pratt shows us anything, it’s that the gun nuts have come completely detached from reality in their rush to do the bidding of the gun manufacturing industry.

After a high speed car chase, explosions, and a shoot out, one Boston Bomber is dead and one has been found hiding in a boat.

Right now, there are over four thousand following the account and Fox has labeled it as ‘internet intelligence.’

Because everyone knows that all brown-skinned people look the same to obnoxious racists like Gohmert. Hell, even the accents are similar! Said no one with an ounce of intelligence ever.

Conservatives don’t care WHO is responsible for the Boston Marathon bombing, as long as they can blame Obama.