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Justin’s Angry Sleepy Time Thought: 9-2-2011

GRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by the Angry Liberal Fist of Death. Must…control…fist…

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: Columnist Matthew Vadum 9-2-2011

It's "One man, one vote!" not "One dollar, one vote!" you fucktard!

What happens when a conservative columnist forgets to speak in conservative code? He gets a Scumbag of the Day award!

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 9-1-2011

ZZzzz...The 10th anniversary is going to be horrible...ZZzzz...Politicians everywhere making asses of themselves...ZZzzz...I should just stay in bed...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by my inner monologue on how to commemorate 9/11 in writing.

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Conservative Smackdown of the Future: The GOP 9-1-2011

It's a message! From the FUUUUUTURE!!!

Brought to you by the Magic 8-Ball: ‘Will a Republican go against all of their supposed principles in the near future?’ All signs point to yes!

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-31-2011

ZZzzz...What was THAT all about?...ZZzzz...No more pistachio pepperoni pizza before bed...ZZzzz...

Sleep tight and try not to dream about politics, it gets weird.

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Corporate Smackdown of the Day: JCPenney 8-31-2011

We want YOU to be the least you can be!!

JCPenney wants your daughter to be a professional bimbo. ‘JCPenney: We want YOU to be the least you can be!’

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Doubting Thomas: Rape and Forced Pregnancy (TRIGGER ALERT)

Doubting Thomas: Rape and Forced Pregnancy,

If you give even the slightest damn about women’s rights, this is an important story about rape to read. Share it and make sure people understand.

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-30-2011

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-30-2011

Tonight’s Thought is brought to by Right Wing racism and Chris Rock.

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Corporate Smackdown of the Day: Monsanto – 8-30-2011

Are you going to pay for all the damage you've caused? Noooooooo! That would "punishing success!" and the GOP will never allow it.

When all of Monsanto’s crop fail spectacularly and the world is facing a massive famine, do you think the CEOs will be blamed? AHAHAH! Don’t be silly!

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Justin’s Sleepy Time Thought of the Day: 8-29-2011

ZZzzz...Fine! I'll stay inside!...ZZzzz...Yes, I have batteries and fresh water...ZZzzz...YES I HAVE CLEAN UNDERWEAR!...ZZzzz...I love you, too Channel 7 news...ZZzzz...

Today’s Thought is brought to you by a filthy liberal retraction. Don’t get you used to it! ;)

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: Rep. Steve Chabot 8-29-2011

You suck!!

Today’s Smackdown is brought to by the Constitution of the United States vs. GOP censorship.

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-28-2011

ZZzzz...Smart Grid?...ZZzzz... More like Dumb Republicans...ZZzzz...No, Senator, I DON'T think a collapsed dam is like a water park ride!...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to by sitting in the dark in the most advanced country in the world.

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Liberal Hero of the Day: Bernie Sanders 8-28-2011

It's a Democrat! It's a moderate! Hell no! It's Bernie Sanders!!

That’s right, Bernie! Force the Republicans to tell the country that they’ll cut Social Security before taxing the rich!

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-27-2011

ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by THE MOST DEVASTATING HURRICANE TO HIT NEW YORK IN OVER 20 YEARS!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! But not really. We’ll be fine.

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-27-2011

Hello! Have you accepted Christ into your life?

We’re not asking you to accept Jesus Christ, we’re TELLING you to accept Him!

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-26-2011

ZZzzz...Yes, we're open today...ZZzzz...No, we're not lunatics...ZZzzz...Did you have a question, sir?...ZZzzz...No, I will not come pick you up to shop in my store...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by people helping people. An unknown concept to the Right Wing.

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-26-2011

"They want a cup of water? Bah! Let them drink Starbuck's!"

Today’s Smackdown is brought to by the voice of the little people being ignored.

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-25-2011

ZZzzz...Why should you have to pay for MY kid?...ZZzzz...I dunno, are you an island unto yourself?...ZZzzz...You ARE?...ZZzzz...Good! You just got voted off! Buh-bye!...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by conservative myopia.

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-25-2011

Malkin's career will last exactly as long as she is pretty. Once those wrinkles set in, Fox will dump her faster than a story about a Right wing terrorist.

Today’s Smackdown is brought to by Obama’s temerity in treating other people like human beings. The nerve!!

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-24-2011

ZZzzz...Am I babysitting?...ZZzzz...I dunno, are you brain damaged?...ZZzzz...Oh! Did that offend you?...ZZzzz...Join the club!...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to by stay at home fathers everywhere.

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