Articles by: Justin "Filthy Liberal Scum" Rosario
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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 9-7-2011

ZZzzz...Oh SNAP! Did she just say that?...ZZzzz...Oh no he didn't!...ZZzzz...Where's "word salad" Palin when you need her?...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by my total indifference to the GOP “debate”

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: Rick Perry 9-7-2011

YeeHAW! I hate government money! Can I have some more, please?

I guess Ol’ Ricky figured that they have enough guns in Texas, so who needs more security?

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 9-6-2011

ZZzzz...Snob? Me?!...ZZzzz...I do not think that word means what you think it means...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by filthy liberal elitist snobbery (AKA not intentionally being stupid).

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: Fox News 9-6-2011

I guess I'll have to watch other shows that won't make stuff up. Maybe Reality TV?

Today, I learned that Fox News is *GASP* biased!!! Noooooooo!

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Justin’s Sleepy Time Thought: 9-4-2011

ZZzzz...Labor Day? What's that?...ZZzzz...What's with wearing white?...ZZzzz...Hire a WAll ST. PR firm...ZZzzz...Ultimate irony...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by Unions, Labor Day, and TERRIBLE public relations.

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Autism And The Inhumanity Of The Right Wing

I didn't even know it existed until I was Rain Man in 1988 and didn't hear the word again for at least a decade. We've come a long way since then.

Sarah Palin uses her special needs child as a prop piece but we already know that the Right Wing wants to cut services for them. Where does that leave conservative parents?

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 9-4-2011

Waaaaaa! I don't wanna talk to the liberal anymore! He makes me feel uncomfortable about being a scumbag!

In which I force conservatives to confront their own hypocrisy and stupidity and laugh at the results. Come. Laugh with me! MwahahaahAAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha!

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Justin’s Angry Sleepy Time Thought: 9-2-2011

GRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by the Angry Liberal Fist of Death. Must…control…fist…

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: Columnist Matthew Vadum 9-2-2011

It's "One man, one vote!" not "One dollar, one vote!" you fucktard!

What happens when a conservative columnist forgets to speak in conservative code? He gets a Scumbag of the Day award!

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 9-1-2011

ZZzzz...The 10th anniversary is going to be horrible...ZZzzz...Politicians everywhere making asses of themselves...ZZzzz...I should just stay in bed...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by my inner monologue on how to commemorate 9/11 in writing.

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Conservative Smackdown of the Future: The GOP 9-1-2011

It's a message! From the FUUUUUTURE!!!

Brought to you by the Magic 8-Ball: ‘Will a Republican go against all of their supposed principles in the near future?’ All signs point to yes!

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-31-2011

ZZzzz...What was THAT all about?...ZZzzz...No more pistachio pepperoni pizza before bed...ZZzzz...

Sleep tight and try not to dream about politics, it gets weird.

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Corporate Smackdown of the Day: JCPenney 8-31-2011

We want YOU to be the least you can be!!

JCPenney wants your daughter to be a professional bimbo. ‘JCPenney: We want YOU to be the least you can be!’

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Doubting Thomas: Rape and Forced Pregnancy (TRIGGER ALERT)

Doubting Thomas: Rape and Forced Pregnancy,

If you give even the slightest damn about women’s rights, this is an important story about rape to read. Share it and make sure people understand.

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-30-2011

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-30-2011

Tonight’s Thought is brought to by Right Wing racism and Chris Rock.

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Corporate Smackdown of the Day: Monsanto – 8-30-2011

Are you going to pay for all the damage you've caused? Noooooooo! That would "punishing success!" and the GOP will never allow it.

When all of Monsanto’s crop fail spectacularly and the world is facing a massive famine, do you think the CEOs will be blamed? AHAHAH! Don’t be silly!

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Justin’s Sleepy Time Thought of the Day: 8-29-2011

ZZzzz...Fine! I'll stay inside!...ZZzzz...Yes, I have batteries and fresh water...ZZzzz...YES I HAVE CLEAN UNDERWEAR!...ZZzzz...I love you, too Channel 7 news...ZZzzz...

Today’s Thought is brought to you by a filthy liberal retraction. Don’t get you used to it! ;)

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: Rep. Steve Chabot 8-29-2011

You suck!!

Today’s Smackdown is brought to by the Constitution of the United States vs. GOP censorship.

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-28-2011

ZZzzz...Smart Grid?...ZZzzz... More like Dumb Republicans...ZZzzz...No, Senator, I DON'T think a collapsed dam is like a water park ride!...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to by sitting in the dark in the most advanced country in the world.

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Liberal Hero of the Day: Bernie Sanders 8-28-2011

It's a Democrat! It's a moderate! Hell no! It's Bernie Sanders!!

That’s right, Bernie! Force the Republicans to tell the country that they’ll cut Social Security before taxing the rich!

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