Articles by: Justin Rosario

Right Wing Mandela Rewrite: Obamacare Is JUST Like Apartheid

Right Wing Mandela Rewrite: Obamacare Is JUST Like Apartheid

There’s an entire cottage industry on the right that revolves around rewriting history to make conservatives feel better about all the awful things they’ve done and supported. The most obvious example of this is the full-fledged campaign to convince people that slavery wasn’t really a bad thing. This isn’t supposed […]

by Justin Rosario· · News
Creepy Right Wing Comment Of The Day: Jesus Was A Man’s Man And He Smelled Bad (VIDEO)

Creepy Right Wing Comment Of The Day: Jesus Was A Man’s Man And He Smelled Bad (VIDEO)

One of the funniest things about religious conservatives is how much they claim to worship Jesus while doing the exact opposite of what he preached. Jesus preached tolerance. The religious right preaches hate. Jesus preached of kindness to the poor. The religious right preaches disgust. Jesus preached compassion towards the […]

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Tinfoil Hat Alert: Zombie Mania Being Used By Obama To Train For Mass Executions (AUDIO)

Tinfoil Hat Alert: Zombie Mania Being Used By Obama To Train For Mass Executions (AUDIO)

Is it even possible to make the Zombie Apocalypse into a right wing conspiracy? Read on for the depressing answer.

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George Zimmerman Arrested On Domestic Violence Charge In Florida

George Zimmerman has yet another run in with the law for violent behavior. How long before he’s ‘forced’ to ‘stand his ground’ again?

by Justin Rosario· · News
Pope Francis Is Cleaning Up The Church’s Corruption And Pissing Off The Mafia

Pope Francis Is Cleaning Up The Church’s Corruption And Pissing Off The Mafia

Will Pope Francis wake up with a horse’s head in his bed or will he end up sleeping with the fishes? Neither, according to the Vatican but you never know. Some of the Italian Mafia is reportedly very upset with the new pope and they have…ways…of dealing with people that upset […]

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Razor Thin Democratic Victory In Virginia Proves That EVERY Liberal Vote Counts

Razor Thin Democratic Victory In Virginia Proves That EVERY Liberal Vote Counts

“I refuse to vote for a Democrat!” One of the things I hear all the time from dissatisfied liberals is that the Democratic Party is “just as bad” as the GOP. These “both siders” would prefer to vote for a third party or not vote at all. It must be […]

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Biracial Families Make White People Want To Puke Says Washington Post Columnist

Biracial Families Make White People Want To Puke Says Washington Post Columnist

WaPo’s Richard Cohen thinks that mixed race couples and their kids makes “conventional” (read as: White) people want to vomit but don’t say they’re racist.

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Bill Maher Roasts Phony Christians For Their Unchristian Cruelty And Greed (VIDEO)

Bill Maher Roasts Phony Christians For Their Unchristian Cruelty And Greed (VIDEO)

Bill Maher’s ‘New Rules’ are sometimes as simple as letting the actions of ‘compassionate’ conservative Christians speak for themselves

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Guns And Ammo Caves To Pressure From Gun Nuts, Fires Pro-Gun Control Editor

Guns And Ammo Caves To Pressure From Gun Nuts, Fires Pro-Gun Control Editor

Guns and Ammo had a moment of sanity and allowed an editor to support gun control. The result? The gun nut cult came out in force screaming for blood.

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Ron Paul Calls For Second Civil War Over Obamacare

Ron Paul Calls For Second Civil War Over Obamacare

Ron Paul gave quite the speech on Monday. In it, he called for nullification of the federal government. He also subtly  flat-out stated that we would have to resort to the Second Amendment to stop Obama’s “tyranny.” Remember the good old days when Republicans didn’t threaten violent revolution every couple of […]

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Autistic Teens Cruelly Tricked By Undercover Cops To Meet Drug Arrest Quotas

Autistic Teens Cruelly Tricked By Undercover Cops To Meet Drug Arrest Quotas

A California cop, disguised as a student, pretends to be friends with an autistic teen, nags him into buying a joint and then has him arrested.

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How To Tell If Your Halloween Costume Is Totally Racist (INFOGRAPHIC)

How To Tell If Your Halloween Costume Is Totally Racist (INFOGRAPHIC)

Are you wondering if your costume is racist? If you have to ask, chances are the answer is “YES!” But if you’re still not sure, allow us to help you out.

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The Pope ripped off the thin veneer of piety that the right wing wraps its greed in. No, Jesus does NOT want you hoard money and leave the poor to die.

Pope Francis Denounces Greed: ‘It Makes You Sick’ (VIDEO)

Pope Francis ripped off the thin veneer of piety that the right-wing wraps its greed in. No, Jesus does NOT want you hoard money and leave the poor to die.

by Justin Rosario· · News
Tea Party Jesus photo collage by Elisabeth Parker for Addicting Info. With apologies to "Dogma" and Buddy Christ.

Tea Party Jesus

Tea Party Jesus is the dimwitted illegitimate child of Republican Jesus and a roll of tinfoil from Ayn Rand’s kitchen cabinet.

by Justin Rosario· · Political Rants
Bipartisan Senate Deal To End Shutdown And Raise Debt Ceiling Announced

Bipartisan Senate Deal To End Shutdown And Raise Debt Ceiling Announced

Just minutes ago, the Senate announced the details of the bipartisan deal worked out between Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. The Senate deal comes after weeks of Republican stonewalling over the budget and debt ceiling extension. As it stands right now, the rough outline […]

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Virginia Set To Elect A Democrat As Governor, GOP Voter Suppression Efforts Undone

Virginia Set To Elect A Democrat As Governor, GOP Voter Suppression Efforts Undone

The Republican Party’s dreams of voter suppression in the vital swing state of Virginia are going down in flames as Ken Cuccinelli flails in the polls.

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GOP Planning To Deny Back Pay To The 800,000 Workers THEY Put On Furlough

GOP Planning To Deny Back Pay To The 800,000 Workers THEY Put On Furlough

One of the main talking points on the right is that the shutdown is ‘not a big deal’. 800,000 furloughed government employees is apparently inconsequential. Don’t worry about it. Fox has been calling it a “Slimdown” instead of a shutdown. Various paid shills for the right have been rushing to get […]

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Red Lobster Waitress Toni Jenkins Gets $10,000 Tip

Red Lobster Waitress Toni Jenkins Gets $10,000 Tip

From a cruel racist slur to a national outpouring of love, support and a $10,000 tip, Red Lobster waitress Toni Jenkins is having a hell of a month!

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Tinfoil Hat Alert: United Nations Arms Trade Treaty Destroys 2nd Amendment

Tinfoil Hat Alert: United Nations Arms Trade Treaty Destroys 2nd Amendment

To the imbeciles on Fox, John Kerry signing the United Nations Arms Trade Treaty is tyranny instead of a way to save millions of lives in war-torn regions.

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Generation Opportunity Uses Homophobia To Stop Obamacare (VIDEO)

Generation Opportunity Uses Homophobia To Stop Obamacare (VIDEO)

They’re young! They’re attractive! They’re totally cool and hip! They’re Generation Opportunity and every last one of them is a hardcore conservative that has been trained to lie to you.

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