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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-27-2011

Hello! Have you accepted Christ into your life?

We’re not asking you to accept Jesus Christ, we’re TELLING you to accept Him!

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-26-2011

ZZzzz...Yes, we're open today...ZZzzz...No, we're not lunatics...ZZzzz...Did you have a question, sir?...ZZzzz...No, I will not come pick you up to shop in my store...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by people helping people. An unknown concept to the Right Wing.

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-26-2011

"They want a cup of water? Bah! Let them drink Starbuck's!"

Today’s Smackdown is brought to by the voice of the little people being ignored.

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-25-2011

ZZzzz...Why should you have to pay for MY kid?...ZZzzz...I dunno, are you an island unto yourself?...ZZzzz...You ARE?...ZZzzz...Good! You just got voted off! Buh-bye!...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by conservative myopia.

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-25-2011

Malkin's career will last exactly as long as she is pretty. Once those wrinkles set in, Fox will dump her faster than a story about a Right wing terrorist.

Today’s Smackdown is brought to by Obama’s temerity in treating other people like human beings. The nerve!!

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-24-2011

ZZzzz...Am I babysitting?...ZZzzz...I dunno, are you brain damaged?...ZZzzz...Oh! Did that offend you?...ZZzzz...Join the club!...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to by stay at home fathers everywhere.

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-24-2011

They could have sent Palin to shoot him from a helicopter.

Today’s Smackdown is brought to by (thank God he’s not) President John McCain.

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-23-2011

ZZzzz...Oh noes! A quake!...ZZzzz...Why didn't Obama immediately rush back to DC?...ZZzzz...Because he's smarter than your average Republican...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by my quest to drive myself utterly insane!

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-23-2011

It must be nice to have no conscience whatsoever. Like a serial killer!

When I was a teen, I was NOT worthless!

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A Little Earthquake Twitter Humor

Shake. rattle and roll, baby!!!

Some funny tweets about the DC earthquake, in one easy-to-digest place with a few unposted ones.

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Illinois To Catholic Charities: Bigots Need Not Apply (For Government Funds)

Why should you be rewarded for being an asshole?

Sometimes, breaking up is the hardest thing to do.

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-21-2011

But...but...but...they might vote in their own best interests instead of for Republicans!

Today’s Smackdown is brought to you by Right Wing voter suppression.

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-19-2011

ZZzzz...Oh, it's your WIFE'S company!...ZZzzz...Of course! No conflict at all!...ZZzzz...Why are you not in jail yet?...ZZzzz...

To a conservative, no price is too high to punish the wicked but no price is acceptable to help the needy.

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-19-2011

Even G.W. Bush must have SMHed himself at that one...

Today’s Smackdown is brought to you by the Soviet Union.

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-18-2011

ZZzzz...is 70 a larger number than 225?...ZZzzz...No? Than Bush took more. STFU...ZZzzz...Polly want a cracker?...ZZzzz...

Tonight’s Sleepy Time Thought is brought to you by Obama’s ‘excessive’ vacation time.

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Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-18-2011

The stupid! It buuuurrrnnnnssss!

Today’s Smackdown is brought to you by the Theory of Evolution! “Evolution: Making monkeys out of the Right Wing for over a century.”

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Is Ron Paul A White Supremacist? Absolutely!

I don't have anything against black people, I just don't think I should have to eat with them in public places. Or use the same bathroom. Or the same water fountain. Or sit next to them on a bus.

For some reason, people don’t want to admit that Ron Paul is a career racist. It’s time to get over it and embrace the reality that is Ron Paul: White Supremacist.

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Corporate Shill Smackdown of the Day: 8-16-2011

Don't worry! You can just buy bottled water or something!

Like that drinkable tap water? Enjoy it while it lasts! Obama’s Energy Secretary threw us all under the bus!

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Bachmann: Gay Families Not Real Families, Will Not Appoint Homosexuals To Her Cabinet

Bachmann: Gay Families Not Real Families, Will Not Appoint Homosexuals To Her Cabinet

Are you gay? Are you married? Do you have kids? Did you think you were a happy family? WRONG! Michelle Bachmann says you’re not. And you can’t work for her either! So there!

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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-14-2011

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-14-2011

Today’s thought is brought to you by the stupid and uneducated: running for the GOP nomination since 2000!

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