If CNN has any intention of not becoming Fox News’ leftover trash, then they would do the noble thing and send Dana Loesch packing
CNN’s Dana Loesch Has Ties To Tea Party Activist Who Threatened Life Of Sen. McCaskill
by Michael Hayne •
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Michael is a comedian/VO artist/impressionist who co-wrote a feature length award-nominated film, contributed to NY Times Laugh Lines, guest blogged for Joe Biden, appeared in Nat Geo's Drugged: High on Marijuana (where apparently he battled herbal terrorists), and recently started contributed political humor and commentary to a column for the very popular Political Cartoon, Cagle. You can check out his column @ http://blog.cagle.com/author/michael-hayne/ Michael also has been making quite a splash (if you can hear one online) as the Progressive Examiner @http://www.examiner.com/progressive-in-newark/michael-hayne. Well, the 800 pounds of uncooked bacon in a suit as NJ governor sorta makes things easy. He also writes for PoliticusUsa.com and its roguish band of brilliant writers. And since he can never stop writing and promoting his writing, you must also read him over at MSNBC affiliated Cagle Cartoons. Eventually you will be able to LOL via print newspapers, but commenting will probably be much harder. With his fearlessly brilliant and biting politically-laced humor, comedian Michael Hayne gives a clear voice to widespread American frustration over Bush administration missteps and hypocrisies, and to all of today’s politicians and political climate. He is the cure for the safe, politically correct garbage that has been infecting comedy like a contagious and fatal disease. Mike’s the kind of guy you meet in a dark alley and instead of stealing your wallet, he steals your self-confidence and then buys you a drink. Of course he eventually asks you to pay him back for the drink because after all, he really isn’t a nice guy...THANK GOD.
Colin Powell Admits In His New Book That The Decision To Go To War In Iraq Was ‘Never Debated’
by Michael Hayne •
According to Powell, key members of Bush’s cabinet never once debated about whether going to war in Iraq was a good idea.
BREAKING: North Carolina Votes Yes On Amendment One
by Michael Hayne •
North Carolina voters agreed to a constitutional amendment that defines marriage solely as a union between a man and a woman
Bachmann On Face The Nation: Women ‘Overwhelmingly Support The GOP’
by Michael Hayne •
If Ted Nugent is the motor city madman, then Michelle Bachmann must be the Minnesota madlady.
New Secretive Group Admits It Is Going To ‘Swiftboat’ President Obama On National Security
by Michael Hayne •
A new sinister group of right-wing vulgarians called Veterans For A Strong America (apparently Chicken-sh*t Hawks for a Bloated Defense budget was already taken) was created with the nefarious aim of distorting (or ‘Swiftboating’) the president’s monumental achievement of killing Bin Laden.
Gingrich Officially Ends 2012 Campaign, Owes Millions In Campaign Debt To Staffers And Creditors
by Michael Hayne •
Newt Gingrich, appears to have realized what most self-respecting pundits knew long ago, as he has officially ended his nascent campaign
Anti-Gay Pastor Says Parents Should ‘Smash Out The Gay Like It Were A Cockroach’ (AUDIO)
by Michael Hayne •
I’m not sure if ‘love thy neighbor and children of god, except if they’re gay, then squasheth them like a cockroach’ appears in the Old Testament.
Hypocrisy Alert – Top Romney Aide Says Obama Is Making Bin Laden ‘Divisive Partisan Political Attack’
by Michael Hayne •
After the Bush administration spent eight yours politicizing the fact that Osama bin Laden had not been captured, they are aghast that Obama mentions that Osama is now dead.
CNN Concludes Rachel Maddow Was Right In Gender Pay Gap Debate With Alex Castellanos (VIDEO)
by Michael Hayne •
When Maddow justifiably attempted to illustrate the obvious disparities in pay between the genders, GOP strategist Alex Castellanos called her out as though she was Kim Kardashian and not Oxford educated Rachel Maddow.
Santorum Denies Taking Photos Of Lindsey Lohan At White House Correspondents’ Dinner (VIDEO)
by Michael Hayne •
It seems that Mr. Santorum was quite taken with the troubled actress, as reports say the former Pennsylvania Senator asked Lindsay Lohan to pose for a photo at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday only to later deny it.
Gibbs On Meet The Press: Romney’s Slogan Is Obama ‘Didn’t Clean Up Our Mess Fast Enough’ (VIDEO)
by Michael Hayne •
Appearing on NBC’s Meet the Press with David Gregory, President Obama’s campaign advisor essentially said what we already know all too well about Mitt Romney: he’s a carefully scripted, well-coiffed mannequin with artificial intelligence and is willing to sleaze his way into the White House
House Passed CISPA, Online Privacy Up In Smoke
by Michael Hayne •
Yesterday, the House of Representatives delivered a monstrous blow to the individual online liberty when they gave big business and big government yet another giveaway, operating under the guise of fighting those darn sneaky Chinese and Russians.
McCain Says GOP War On Women Is ‘Phony,’ Then Every Senate Republican Voted Against The Violence Against Women Act (VIDEO)
by Michael Hayne •
It seems the Mommy War was just a short-lived skirmish, as the GOP War on Women is back in full force.
Republican Governor Of Mississippi: ‘The Democrats’ Only Mission In Life Is To Abort Children’
by Michael Hayne •
Following his decision to sign a bill that could close the only existing abortion clinic in the state of Mississippi, Miss. Governor Phil Bryant joined equally far-right wing-nut, Tony Perkins, and apparently told the conservative firebrand that Democrats’ ‘one mission in life is to abortion children.’
10 Reasons Why Corporations Aren’t People
by Michael Hayne •
The Catholic League Takes On Jon Stewart
by Michael Hayne •
Funnyman and longtime host of Comedy Central’s only watchable show next to the Colbert Report, Jon Stewart, appears to be this week’s recipient of the Catholic League’s never-ending assembly line of feigned outrage and hateful ignorance.
People Aren’t Drinking Tea As Much – Power Of Tea Party On The Wane
by Michael Hayne •
According to a recent CNN poll, nearly half of Americans have a unfavorble view of the Tea Party.
CNN’s Dana Loesch Wants Martin Bashir To ‘Go Back To His Own Country’ (AUDIO)
by Michael Hayne •
The Ann Coulter in training and CNN Contributor, Dana Loesch riled against MSNBC’s Martin Bashir after the relatively liberal-leaning MSNBC had the unmitigated gall to call out the sanctimonious nature of Mitt Romney contradicting his so-called beloved Mormon faith with his endless barrage of lies and attacks on President Obama.
Ted Nugent Stands By His Threatening Remarks, Says He’s Like A ‘Black Jew At A Nazi-Klan Rally’
by Michael Hayne •
‘This is the Saul Alinsky ‘Rules for Radicals’ playbook,’ Nugent told conservative radio host Dana Loesch. ‘You see, I’m a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally’
Romney’s Lukewarm Denouncement Of Ted Nugent’s Comments Confirms Hypocrisy And Manufactured Outrage On The Right
by Michael Hayne •
Mitt Romney was given the very unenviable task of actually confronting his shameless salt-of-the-earth pandering and hypocritical acts by condemning the deranged and violent rhetoric of Ted Nugent. The only problem, of course, was that wasn’t really a condemnation at all.