Author Archive for Michael Hayne

Michael is a comedian/VO artist/impressionist who co-wrote a feature length award-nominated film, contributed to NY Times Laugh Lines, guest blogged for Joe Biden, appeared in Nat Geo's Drugged: High on Marijuana (where apparently he battled herbal terrorists), and recently started contributed political humor and commentary to a column for the very popular Political Cartoon, Cagle. You can check out his column @ http://blog.cagle.com/author/michael-hayne/ Michael also has been making quite a splash (if you can hear one online) as the Progressive Examiner @http://www.examiner.com/progressive-in-newark/michael-hayne. Well, the 800 pounds of uncooked bacon in a suit as NJ governor sorta makes things easy. He also writes for PoliticusUsa.com and its roguish band of brilliant writers. And since he can never stop writing and promoting his writing, you must also read him over at MSNBC affiliated Cagle Cartoons. Eventually you will be able to LOL via print newspapers, but commenting will probably be much harder. With his fearlessly brilliant and biting politically-laced humor, comedian Michael Hayne gives a clear voice to widespread American frustration over Bush administration missteps and hypocrisies, and to all of today’s politicians and political climate. He is the cure for the safe, politically correct garbage that has been infecting comedy like a contagious and fatal disease. Mike’s the kind of guy you meet in a dark alley and instead of stealing your wallet, he steals your self-confidence and then buys you a drink. Of course he eventually asks you to pay him back for the drink because after all, he really isn’t a nice guy...THANK GOD.

WI Senator Wants Women Who Can’t Afford Birth Control to Google “What If I Can’t Afford Birth Control?” (VIDEO)

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The Republican all male-dominated debate on contraception took a new turn this week when Teaparty Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) told women to hop on the popular search engine, in the event they were seeking birth control and could not afford it, and Google ‘What if I can’t Afford Birth Control?’ Well, at least he didn’t tell them to Google ‘aspirin between their legs.’