Articles by: Michael Hayne
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George Will Calls Trump A ‘Bloviating Ignoramus With A Low IQ,’ Trump Then Fires Back

George Will Calls Trump A ‘Bloviating Ignoramus With A Low IQ,’ Trump Then Fires Back

George Will, who ordinarily can’t find a Republican he doesn’t love, completely thrashed Trump when he called him a ‘bloating ignoramus.’

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Daily Caller Doling Out Guns To Its Readers Now Through Election Day

Daily Caller Doling Out Guns To Its Readers Now Through Election Day

Angry website gives away free guns to angry white readers. Nothing can happen, right?

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Donald Trump Thinks He Would Make Best VP For Romney (VIDEO)

Donald Trump Thinks He Would Make Best VP For Romney (VIDEO)

But upon closer inspection and surely after much deep and reflective contemplation, the Donald suggested the greatest candidate of all: himself.

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KKK Invites North Carolina Residents To ‘Whites-Only’ Cross-Burning

KKK Invites North Carolina Residents To ‘Whites-Only’ Cross-Burning

With Memorial Day coming up, what better way to celebrate than by a burning cross of hate.

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Hypocrisy Alert: Gov. Christie Says Obama Is Wasting Time ‘Preening and Posing’

Hypocrisy Alert: Gov. Christie Says Obama Is Wasting Time ‘Preening and Posing’

Professional YouTube screamer and occasional Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie, is delving into hypocritical grounds worthy of a national recognition, as opposed to just statewide attention.

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Democrats Call Political Sabotage On GOP, Say They Want To Derail Obama’s Reelection

Democrats Call Political Sabotage On GOP, Say They Want To Derail Obama’s Reelection

Any olive branch extended to Republicans by this president has been kicked down in the sand, by a party determined to watch the country burn, if it means making Obama a one-term president.

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Protestor Plowed Down By Police Van At Occupy Nato In Chicago (VIDEO)

Protestor Plowed Down By Police Van At Occupy Nato In Chicago (VIDEO)

A relatively quiet day of protests at the summit of the North Atlantic Treaty Organizations in Chicago resulted in chaos.

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House Passes The GOP Watered Down Violence Against Women Act

House Passes The GOP Watered Down Violence Against Women Act

After consulting with a deranged all dude activist group, the GOP-controlled House finally agreed to pass the reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act, but not before totally stripping it of its merits like it was a Ferrari in a chop shop.

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George Bush Endorses Mitt Romney

George Bush Endorses Mitt Romney

Romney recently secured the endorsement of ex-destroyer-of-everything George W. Bush.

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New Obama Campaign Ad Destroys Romney And His Time At Bain Capital (VIDEO)

New Obama Campaign Ad Destroys Romney And His Time At Bain Capital (VIDEO)

The Obama campaign opened up a new chapter in its efforts to defeat Mitt Romney by releasing a documentary-style video and a full website that directly takes aim at Romney as being nothing more than a soulless corporate raider.

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BREAKING: Ron Paul ‘No Longer Actively Campaigning In Primaries’

BREAKING: Ron Paul ‘No Longer Actively Campaigning In Primaries’

It was just reported that longshot Libertarian-minded Republican Presidential Candidate, Ron Paul, is no longer actively campaigning for the GOP nomination.

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Bristol Palin Slams Obama Over Gay Marriage

Bristol Palin Slams Obama Over Gay Marriage

Bristol Palin weighs in on the importance of the nuclear family, from the comfort of her out-of-wedlock home.

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CNN’s Dana Loesch Has Ties To Tea Party Activist Who Threatened Life Of Sen. McCaskill

CNN’s Dana Loesch Has Ties To Tea Party Activist Who Threatened Life Of Sen. McCaskill

If CNN has any intention of not becoming Fox News’ leftover trash, then they would do the noble thing and send Dana Loesch packing

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Colin Powell Admits In His New Book That The Decision To Go To War In Iraq Was ‘Never Debated’

Colin Powell Admits In His New Book That The Decision To Go To War In Iraq Was ‘Never Debated’

According to Powell, key members of Bush’s cabinet never once debated about whether going to war in Iraq was a good idea.

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BREAKING: North Carolina Votes Yes On Amendment One

BREAKING: North Carolina Votes Yes On Amendment One

North Carolina voters agreed to a constitutional amendment that defines marriage solely as a union between a man and a woman

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Bachmann On Face The Nation: Women ‘Overwhelmingly Support The GOP’

Bachmann On Face The Nation: Women ‘Overwhelmingly Support The GOP’

If Ted Nugent is the motor city madman, then Michelle Bachmann must be the Minnesota madlady.

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New Secretive Group Admits It Is Going To ‘Swiftboat’ President Obama On National Security

New Secretive Group Admits It Is Going To ‘Swiftboat’ President Obama On National Security

A new sinister group of right-wing vulgarians called Veterans For A Strong America (apparently Chicken-sh*t Hawks for a Bloated Defense budget was already taken) was created with the nefarious aim of distorting (or ‘Swiftboating’) the president’s monumental achievement of killing Bin Laden.

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Gingrich Officially Ends 2012 Campaign, Owes Millions In Campaign Debt To Staffers And Creditors

Gingrich Officially Ends 2012 Campaign, Owes Millions In Campaign Debt To Staffers And Creditors

Newt Gingrich, appears to have realized what most self-respecting pundits knew long ago, as he has officially ended his nascent campaign

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Anti-Gay Pastor Says Parents Should ‘Smash Out The Gay Like It Were A Cockroach’ (AUDIO)

Anti-Gay Pastor Says Parents Should ‘Smash Out The Gay Like It Were A Cockroach’ (AUDIO)

I’m not sure if ‘love thy neighbor and children of god, except if they’re gay, then squasheth them like a cockroach’ appears in the Old Testament.

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Hypocrisy Alert – Top Romney Aide Says Obama Is Making Bin Laden ‘Divisive Partisan Political Attack’

Hypocrisy Alert – Top Romney Aide Says Obama Is Making Bin Laden ‘Divisive Partisan Political Attack’

After the Bush administration spent eight yours politicizing the fact that Osama bin Laden had not been captured, they are aghast that Obama mentions that Osama is now dead.

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