Author Archive for Michael Hayne

Michael is a comedian/VO artist/impressionist who co-wrote a feature length award-nominated film, contributed to NY Times Laugh Lines, guest blogged for Joe Biden, appeared in Nat Geo's Drugged: High on Marijuana (where apparently he battled herbal terrorists), and recently started contributed political humor and commentary to a column for the very popular Political Cartoon, Cagle. You can check out his column @ http://blog.cagle.com/author/michael-hayne/ Michael also has been making quite a splash (if you can hear one online) as the Progressive Examiner @http://www.examiner.com/progressive-in-newark/michael-hayne. Well, the 800 pounds of uncooked bacon in a suit as NJ governor sorta makes things easy. He also writes for PoliticusUsa.com and its roguish band of brilliant writers. And since he can never stop writing and promoting his writing, you must also read him over at MSNBC affiliated Cagle Cartoons. Eventually you will be able to LOL via print newspapers, but commenting will probably be much harder. With his fearlessly brilliant and biting politically-laced humor, comedian Michael Hayne gives a clear voice to widespread American frustration over Bush administration missteps and hypocrisies, and to all of today’s politicians and political climate. He is the cure for the safe, politically correct garbage that has been infecting comedy like a contagious and fatal disease. Mike’s the kind of guy you meet in a dark alley and instead of stealing your wallet, he steals your self-confidence and then buys you a drink. Of course he eventually asks you to pay him back for the drink because after all, he really isn’t a nice guy...THANK GOD.

Tea Party Nation Claims Obama ‘Staged’ Bin Laden Death, ‘Gave’ Drone To Iran

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The astroturfing, bad spelling group of crazies on Rascals are back, and this time they are here to say that little death of Osama Bin Laden–the event that was so widely publicized it was reenacted on Nat Geo–was in fact ‘staged’ by the radical ‘Muslin’ in the oval office. Apparently not quite content with that wildly ludicrous assertion, the Tea Party also believes that Obama actually ‘gave’ the downed drone to Iran.

Herman Cain Sings To Barbara Walters, Says He Could Be Secretary Of Defense

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Former pretend Republican Presidential Candidate, Herman Cain, whose nascent campaign went down in flames following every single woman he came on contact with coming forward with claims of sexual harassment, recently decided that being a semi-literate pizza hawker and sleazy creeper might have not been presidential prerequisites but rather worthy of Defense Secretary.

5 Ridiculous ‘War On Christmas’ Myths

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Christmas is a time where Fox News and right-wing christofascists take time out of their hating the middle class, poor, and gays schedules and feign outrage over a supposed sinister ‘War on Christmas’ being waged by godless liberals. It’s a joyous occasion!