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Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) Thinks If Gays Should Stay In The Closet, Then Employers Couldn’t Discriminate (VIDEO)

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) Thinks If Gays Should Stay In The Closet, Then Employers Couldn’t Discriminate (VIDEO)

Now, King thinks that if only those damn gays would remain uncomfortable in the closet, they wouldn’t have to worry about being discriminated in the workplace.

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Florida’s Lax Gun Laws Can’t Stop Firearms At The GOP Convention In Tampa

Florida’s Lax Gun Laws Can’t Stop Firearms At The GOP Convention In Tampa

The Republican party’s decision to hold its convention in Tampa, Florida appears to have presented the party with a greater problem than Mitt Romney, as it seems that lax gun law allows protestors to carry guns.

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Right-Wing Leader Says Obama Should Be ‘Impeached’ for ‘Pandering To His Homosexual Base’

Right-Wing Leader Says Obama Should Be ‘Impeached’ for ‘Pandering To His Homosexual Base’

It now it appears that the president of Americans For Truth About Homosexuality is getting his christian panties in a bunch and actually calling for the impeachment of President Obama.

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Two And A Half Men Co-Creator Insults Women TV Shows, Later Apologizes

Two And A Half Men Co-Creator Insults Women TV Shows, Later Apologizes

Lee Aronsohn, the co-creator of the CBS hit series ‘Two and a Half Men,’ recently did his best Charlie Sheen from the show impression when he snarkily derided female-centered comedies.

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Olbermann Not Really The New CEO Of GlobalGrind, But He Is Suing Al Gore

Olbermann Not Really The New CEO Of GlobalGrind, But He Is Suing Al Gore

On the day of Olbermann’s firing from Current and on the same day where disgraced former NY Governor, Eliot Spitzer, was oddly named his replacement, Keith articulated to his viewers and fans his intentions of suing Al Gore, the founder and CEO of Current TV.

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Lou Dobbs Calls Geraldo Rivera ‘Courageous’ Over Hoodie Comment (VIDEO)

Lou Dobbs Calls Geraldo Rivera ‘Courageous’ Over Hoodie Comment (VIDEO)

Lou Dobbs, better known for his regular onscreen tirades on the Mexicans and most recently going after a fictional Dr. Seuss cartoon, recently credited Geraldo Rivera’s with “great courage” over his hoodie comments.

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Ex-Child Janitor ‘Gives It’ To Newt Gingrich At Georgetown University Event

Ex-Child Janitor ‘Gives It’ To Newt Gingrich At Georgetown University Event

During an event (apparently Newt still has them) at Georgetown University, a former Georgetown student who used to work as a janitor expressed his contempt to the fledgling presidential candidate over his janitor remarks.

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WI Senator Wants Women Who Can’t Afford Birth Control to Google “What If I Can’t Afford Birth Control?” (VIDEO)

WI Senator Wants Women Who Can’t Afford Birth Control to Google “What If I Can’t Afford Birth Control?” (VIDEO)

The Republican all male-dominated debate on contraception took a new turn this week when Teaparty Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) told women to hop on the popular search engine, in the event they were seeking birth control and could not afford it, and Google ‘What if I can’t Afford Birth Control?’ Well, at least he didn’t tell them to Google ‘aspirin between their legs.’

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Rush Limbaugh Says Trayvon Martin Incident Is ‘Not About Race’

Rush Limbaugh Says Trayvon Martin Incident Is ‘Not About Race’

During a Monday broadcast of his program, Rush Limbaugh lashed out against President Obama after the president said ‘if he had a son, he would like Trayvon,’ claiming the president was seizing upon a political opportunity.

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Santorum Open To Being Romney’s VP After Saying Romney’s The ‘Worst Republican To Take On Obama’

Santorum Open To Being Romney’s VP After Saying Romney’s The ‘Worst Republican To Take On Obama’

Perhaps realizing that his little joyride of continuing Republican’s dreams of anybody but Romney is coming to an end, Mr. Frothy appears to be kissing up to Mr. Etch-a-sketch.

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Stormfront Deliberately Shows Wrong Photo Of Trayvon Martin Looking ‘Gangsta’ (IMAGE)

Stormfront Deliberately Shows Wrong Photo Of Trayvon Martin Looking ‘Gangsta’ (IMAGE)

It didn’t take Stormfront very long to flagrantly twist the perception of the murdered black teenager in order to satisfy its ridiculously racist agenda.

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Sen. John McCain Suddenly Pro-Women, Thinks Arizona Contraception Bill Should Be Vetoed

Sen. John McCain Suddenly Pro-Women, Thinks Arizona Contraception Bill Should Be Vetoed

McCain must have just realized that you can’t actually bomb a woman’s uterus as he’s now in favor of contraception.

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Fox News’ Dana Perino Says Adult Children Are ‘Spoiled’ And ‘Lazy’, That’s Why They Live At Home

Fox News’ Dana Perino Says Adult Children Are ‘Spoiled’ And ‘Lazy’, That’s Why They Live At Home

Fox News’ Dana Perino thinks you’re all a bunch of lazy, spoiled brats.

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Rush Limbaugh Says Republicans Aren’t Anti -Women, Because They ‘Buy Them Diamonds And Meals’ (AUDIO)

Rush Limbaugh Says Republicans Aren’t Anti -Women, Because They ‘Buy Them Diamonds And Meals’ (AUDIO)

Rush thinks that Republicans are actually very good to women because they, drumroll, buy them diamonds and take them to dinner.

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Sarah Palin’s Deluded Ego Never Ends, Challenges President Obama To A Debate

Sarah Palin’s Deluded Ego Never Ends, Challenges President Obama To A Debate

Following an Obama reelection campaign video that apparently used footage of Palin, Mama Grizzly fired back with some fighting words.

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Romney On Planned Parenthood: ‘We’ll Get Rid Of That’ (VIDEO)

Romney On Planned Parenthood: ‘We’ll Get Rid Of That’ (VIDEO)

Despite the fact that Romney once sought Planned Parenthood of Massachusetts’ endorsement during his campaign for governor, Romney is now officially jumping on the blind hatred of Planned Parenthood bandwagon.

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BREAKING: Rush Limbaugh’s Major Advertiser Orders Two-Week Suspension Of Ads

BREAKING: Rush Limbaugh’s Major Advertiser Orders Two-Week Suspension Of Ads

Rush Limbaugh can’t seem to escape the media firestorm following his Sandra Fluke controversy, which I believe is now in its 12th day and doesn’t appear to be ending anytime soon.

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Criticizes Gloria Steinem, Jane Fonda And Robin Morgan Over Rush Limbaugh Op-Ed, Cites Liberal Hypocrisy On Sexism (VIDEO)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Criticizes Gloria Steinem, Jane Fonda And Robin Morgan Over Rush Limbaugh Op-Ed, Cites Liberal Hypocrisy On Sexism (VIDEO)

Former helium operated Disney animatron and insufferable mean girl, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, joined the conservative ‘screeching’ fembot crowd in riling against some well-known feminists following Rush Limbaugh’s incendiary comments regarding Sandra Fluke on Monday’s ‘The View.’

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Female Vets Push To Get Limbaugh Pulled From American Forces Network

Female Vets Push To Get Limbaugh Pulled From American Forces Network

VoteVets, a coalition of Iraq and Afghanistan veterans, put out a letter this week from a group of female veterans calling on the American Forces Network to cancel Rush Limbaugh from its programming.

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Christie Lashes Out At Former Navy Seal, Calls Him An ‘Idiot’ (VIDEO)

Christie Lashes Out At Former Navy Seal, Calls Him An ‘Idiot’ (VIDEO)

Navy SEAL and Rutgers-Camden law student dared ask Governor Christie a question. The state’s bully-in-chief wanted none of that.

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