Articles by: Michael Hayne
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Chicago GOP Hopeful Reveals Gays Cause Autism

Chicago GOP Hopeful Reveals Gays Cause Autism

“God is angry. We are provoking him with abortions and same-sex marriage and civil unions.”

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President Obama Pushes The Ball Further On Pot Legalization

President Obama Pushes The Ball Further On Pot Legalization

President Barack Obama spoke in a recent interview with David Remnick of The New Yorker, where he came out favorably on pot, comparing it to alcohol.

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Poll Says Americans Hate Congress, Prefer Democrats in 2014

Randall Enos, Cagle Cartoons

Congress is still as popular as getting a root canal by a cockroach, but the public is behind the Democrats. The Republican Elephant is put on notice.

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Chris Christie Endangers Lives of NJ Women with Veto Of Lisa’s Law

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Lisa’s Law, a bill aimed to protect victims of domestic abuse, just got ‘traffic studied’ by Governor Chris Christie. Another victim of the war on women.

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‘Trickle Down’ Inventor Blames Minimum Wage For Unemployed Black Teenagers (VIDEO)

‘Trickle Down’ Inventor Blames Minimum Wage For Unemployed Black Teenagers (VIDEO)

Art Laffer, the evil father of trickle-down economics, recently appeared on Fox News to let you know that he’s still a horribly out-of-touch cretin.

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Glenn Grothman (R-WI): Workers Having Weekends Off Is ‘Goofy’, ‘Kills Freedom’

A young girl working in a textile factory. Image from SmithsonianMag.com.

State Senator Glenn Grothman (R-WI) is fighting to make sure that workers can avoid such horrible burdens as rest and spending time with their families.

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‘Duck Dynasty’ Exploits Gullible Redneck Fans With New Line Of Guns

Image from Mossberg and Sons

In another shameless attempt to get richer off of their southern redneck fans, the Duck Dynasty clan is launching its own line of military-style rifles.

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10 Stupidest Things Said By Republicans In 2013

10 Stupidest Things Said By Republicans In 2013

Even though 2013 wasn’t a presidential election year, that certainly doesn’t mean that majorly stupid crap wasn’t said by stupid republicans.

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‘Affluenza’ Judge Gives Poor, Black Kid More Severe Sentence For Lesser Crime

‘Affluenza’ Judge Gives Poor, Black Kid More Severe Sentence For Lesser Crime

The ‘Affluenza Judge’ went easy on the spoiled rich white kid, but had no problem with handing out cold justice to a younger black teenager.

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Bigoted Bakery Owner Would Rather Serve Jail Time Than Serve Gay Customers

Bigoted Bakery Owner Would Rather Serve Jail Time Than Serve Gay Customers

This Colorado bakery owner must have gone to the crappiest business school in the world. He’d rather go to jail than bake a wedding cake for a gay couple.

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John McCain Blasts Obama-Raul Castro Handshake, Forgets He Met With Al-Qaeda Fighters

John McCain with known terrorists Anwar Ibrahim and Mohammad Nour

Old John McCain has attacked President Obama for shaking the hand of Castro, forgetting that he met with known terrorists Anwar Ibrahim and Mohammad Nour.

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Fox And Friends Terror Alert: YMCA Teaching Muslim Girls To Swim (VIDEO)

Swimming Is Sharia Law?

The smirking mannequins and leggy Foxbots of Fox and Friends recently stoked Islamophobia over a YMCA allowing a swim class for young Muslim girls.

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Luxury Hotel Creates ‘Poverty Porn’ With Artificial Shantytown For Rich Tourists (VIDEO)

Photo from Emoya Estate. http://www.emoya.co.za.

If you’re a rich white jerk, here’s the vacation for you: A five-star fake shanty town, where you can pretend to be a poor black person in South Africa.

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Fox News Host Says Obamacare Way Worse Disaster Than Iraq War (VIDEO)

Fox News Host Says Obamacare Way Worse Disaster Than Iraq War (VIDEO)

This Fox News host says ditching crappy healthy insurance policies and launching a buggy website is way worse than making up lies to start the war in Iraq.

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McDonald’s Website Tells Its Workers To Eat Smaller Meals, Sell Xmas Gifts On Ebay (IMAGES & VIDEO)

Taylor Jones, Politicalcartoons.com

The McDonald’s website has a very Hallmark-y message for its low paid employees: eat smaller meals and sell those annoying Christmas gifts on Ebay.

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Rafael Cruz, Ted Cruz’s Dad, Explains How Atheism And Humanism Cause Child Molestation

Rafael Cruz, Ted Cruz’s Dad, Explains How Atheism And Humanism Cause Child Molestation

Rafael Cruz, Ted Cruz’s dangerously disturbed preacher father, is slowly proving my theory that bat sh#t can be entered into ones DNA.

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GOP Thanks The Troops By Gutting Food Stamps For 170,000 Veterans

Milt Priggee, www.miltpriggee.com

Apparently the GOP thinks veterans haven’t sacrificed enough – after deciding to cut roughly 170,000 vets from food stamps they hunt for more things to cut.

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Kansas Boy Kicked Out Of School Over Wearing A Purse To School (VIDEO)

Kansas Boy Kicked Out Of School Over Wearing A Purse To School (VIDEO)

  Skylar Davis, A 13 year-old Kansas Boy was reportedly suspended from school over wearing a purse to school. Apparently it’s the law for all Kansas school boys to carry an AR-15 and a copy of a David Barton book to school. The Kansas boy’s mother is justifiably upset and […]

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Breaking: New Jersey Votes To Raise Minimum Wage Over Strong GOP Opposition

Image:  @NorthJersey

New Jersey enthusiastically voted  to amend the state constitution to raise the New Jersey minimum wage a dollar and tie future increases to the rate of inflation. Indeed, the state’s voters decided to make the ridiculously pathetic $7.25 an hour in a state with one of the highest costs of […]

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BREAKING: Illinois Gay Marriage: Illinois Just Became 15th State To Allow Equality

Illinois gay marriage just became a reality after the state's legislature just agreed to pass a bill legalizing marriage equality. It seems the House of Representatives just barely passed the bill, 61-54-2, a little while ago. Image: @Daily Kos

Illinois gay marriage is almost a reality after the state’s House barely passed the bill, 61-54-2, earlier on Tuesday. The Governor is expected to sign it. An openly gay lawmaker on Illinois gay marriage “The state’s civil union law has saddled Illinois with inequality, unfair burden and harms added layer […]

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