Articles by: Michael Hayne
 Follow Michael on Twitter and Facebook, and like NJ Laughing Liberally Lab if you love political humor from a progressive point-of-view. Seriously, follow him or he'll send you a photo of Governor Christie in a speedo. Michael is a comedian/VO artist/impressionist who co-wrote a feature length award-nominated film, contributed to NY Times Laugh Lines, guest blogged for Joe Biden, appeared in Nat Geo's Drugged: High on Marijuana (where apparently he battled herbal terrorists), contributes humorous commentary to MSNBC.com affiliated Cagle Media and NewJerseyNewsroom, and wrote for Huffington Post, Reality Check, and for FireDogLake.com's "Just Say Now" Marijuana campaign (But if you're Eric Holder and reading this, my name is actually Alex Jones).  

Bigoted Ohio Teacher Fired For Telling Black Student We Don’t “Need Another Black President”

Bigoted Ohio Teacher Fired For Telling Black Student We Don’t “Need Another Black President”

“What would have happened if somebody said, ‘We don’t need a white President like Bush in the office anymore.’ You think there’d be any stink about that? Probably not,” Voigt told WCPO.

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Omar Todd, Wiki Leaks Party Leader, Talks Edward Snowden And More (AUDIO)

Omar Todd, Wiki Leaks Party Leader, Talks Edward Snowden And More (AUDIO)

Omar Todd, a socially conscious techie, worked with Paul Watson, the captain behind Discovery Channel’s Whale Wars, as well as Wikileaks’ Julian Assange.

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Why The World Laughs At Us: Hillary Clinton “Shoe Truthers” Is Now A Thing

Why The World Laughs At Us: Hillary Clinton “Shoe Truthers” Is Now A Thing

Now it seems we can add “shoe truthers” to the seemingly never-ending pantheon of paranoia.

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Actual Death Panels: Florida Mother Of 3 Drops Dead After Republicans Refused To Expand Medicaid

Actual Death Panels: Florida Mother Of 3 Drops Dead After Republicans Refused To Expand Medicaid

Florida’s new Death Panels have struck, killing a mother of three by denying her care thanks to the states refusal to expand Medicaid. Are you next?

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Watch Vance McAllister, Duck Dynasty Republican, Caught Kissing ‘Not His Wife’

Vance McAllister, a republican congressman from Louisiana, became the latest gay marriage hating "family values" republican caught cheating on his wife.

Vance McAllister, a republican congressman from Louisiana, became the latest gay marriage hating “family values” republican caught cheating on his wife.

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WATCH: McDonald’s Managers Ordered To Cheat Employees Out Of Pay

WATCH: McDonald’s Managers Ordered To Cheat Employees Out Of Pay

McDonald’s is certainly no stranger when it comes to being colossal McPricks. In fact, they’re pretty gangsta about it. Let us see how low they go.

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Fox News Uses Incredibly Deceptive Graph To Make Obamacare Enrollment Numbers Look Lower (IMAGE)

Fox News Uses Incredibly Deceptive Graph To Make Obamacare Enrollment Numbers Look Lower (IMAGE)

Fox News is in full-scale desperation and deception mode and is heightening Baracknophobia to level red, as today marks the open enrollment deadline.

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Ed Farrell, Arizona Vice Mayor, Mistakenly Uses Onion Article To Praise Fred Phelps

In addition to Googling 'satire', perhaps Ed Farrell should also Google 'Stonewall' and 'rights of gays in the past'.

In addition to Googling ‘satire’, perhaps Ed Farrell should also Google ‘Stonewall’ and ‘rights of gays in the past’.

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WATCH: Donald Rumsfeld Compares Obama To ‘A Trained Ape’ On Fox News

WATCH: Donald Rumsfeld Compares Obama To ‘A Trained Ape’ On Fox News

Donald Rumsfeld, giving Dick ‘Shooter’ Cheney some alone time under his rock, crawled out to remind us what a terrible and deluded human he still is.

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Phil Jensen, South Dakota GOP Rep, Wants To Legalize Racial Discrimination

Phil Jensen, a GOP state Senator from South Dakota, wants you to know that he's super duper conservative and willing to out prick any Arizona Republican.

Phil Jensen, a GOP state Senator from South Dakota, wants you to know that he’s super duper conservative and willing to out prick any Arizona Republican.

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LISTEN: Michele Bachmann Say Gays Are ‘Bullying American People’

Photo of Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann from the iconic "Newsweek" cover.

Before retiring to spend more time with the bat sh*t in her cave, Michele Bachmann ridiculously claims that gays are bullying the American people.

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WATCH: Michele Bachmann Rants About American Jews ‘Selling Out’ Israel For Obama

Meme creator unknown.

Michele Bachmann, a non-Jew, is very upset with American Jews for helping President Obama ‘sell out’ Israel.

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Sarah Palin Claims She Predicted Ukraine Crisis in 2008

Sarah Palin went on Fox News to babble about how she was right about the Ukraine.

Sarah Palin went on Fox News to babble about how she was right about the Ukraine.

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Watch Dick Cheney Inadvertently Bash The Troops

Watch Dick Cheney Inadvertently Bash The Troops

It’s a new year, which means it’s time for Dick Cheney to emerge from his thousand years rest in the pit of doom and make his annual appearance on Fox News.

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Watch Sarah Palin Still Embarrass America With New Reality Show

Photo: Screen capture with Sarah Palin from the Sportsman Channel's Amazing America promotional video.

Sarah Palin, the outdoor Michele Bachmann and babbling mangler of syntax, will never go away so long as America keeps eating the sh*it she serves.

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Watch: Stupid White Gun Fetishist Shoots Himself, Blames Imaginary Black Man

Watch: Stupid White Gun Fetishist Shoots Himself, Blames Imaginary Black Man

This gun fetishist and low-budget Ted Nugent wannabe stupidly shot himself on purpose, then blamed the shooting on an imaginary black man.

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Dog-Loving Silver Medalist Rescues Stray Sochi Puppies (VIDEO)

Photo from Gus Kenworthy's facebook page.

These stray pups would have been trapped and killed, then US Freeskier Gus Kenworthy did something so sweet and noble it might even make John Boehner smile.

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Look: Irina Rodnina,Ex-Olympian And Torch Lighter, Tweeted Racist Obama Pic

Look: Irina Rodnina,Ex-Olympian And Torch Lighter, Tweeted Racist Obama Pic

   The killing of stray dogs, assy cakes, jammed bathroom doors, and arresting gay rights activists are but a few laundry items among President Vladimir “Tard the Cat” Putin’s Olympics so far. Now it looks like we can add racism to the mix after a racist Obama tweet from Irina […]

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Anti-Gay Sochi Restaurants Offer Cakes And Other Menu Items ‘In The Ass’ (Hilarious Images)

Photo from Wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mochi_ice_cream

Sochi restaurants must be as anti-humor as they are anti-gay, as Olympics visitors tweet hilarious photos of cake and other menu items offered ‘in the ass.’

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Stray Dogs In Russia Being ‘Disposed’ Of Ahead Of Olympics

Stray Dogs In Russia Being ‘Disposed’ Of Ahead Of Olympics

You can add now the killing of stray dogs in Russia to the seemingly never-ending list of reasons to boycott the Sochi Winter Games.

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