Articles by: Michael Hayne
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Kansas Boy Kicked Out Of School Over Wearing A Purse To School (VIDEO)

Kansas Boy Kicked Out Of School Over Wearing A Purse To School (VIDEO)

  Skylar Davis, A 13 year-old Kansas Boy was reportedly suspended from school over wearing a purse to school. Apparently it’s the law for all Kansas school boys to carry an AR-15 and a copy of a David Barton book to school. The Kansas boy’s mother is justifiably upset and […]

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Breaking: New Jersey Votes To Raise Minimum Wage Over Strong GOP Opposition

Image:  @NorthJersey

New Jersey enthusiastically voted  to amend the state constitution to raise the New Jersey minimum wage a dollar and tie future increases to the rate of inflation. Indeed, the state’s voters decided to make the ridiculously pathetic $7.25 an hour in a state with one of the highest costs of […]

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BREAKING: Illinois Gay Marriage: Illinois Just Became 15th State To Allow Equality

Illinois gay marriage just became a reality after the state's legislature just agreed to pass a bill legalizing marriage equality. It seems the House of Representatives just barely passed the bill, 61-54-2, a little while ago. Image: @Daily Kos

Illinois gay marriage is almost a reality after the state’s House barely passed the bill, 61-54-2, earlier on Tuesday. The Governor is expected to sign it. An openly gay lawmaker on Illinois gay marriage “The state’s civil union law has saddled Illinois with inequality, unfair burden and harms added layer […]

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Mother of Four Gets Her Food Stamps Slashed From $500 to $16

Mother of Four Gets Her Food Stamps Slashed From $500 to $16

Crippling Food Stamp cuts have started and the GOP could not be happier. You cannot pull yourself up by the boot straps when you must eat them to survive.

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Batsh*t Alert: Tea Party Nation Says Obama Campaign Logo Is ‘New American Swastika’

Batsh*t Alert: Tea Party Nation Says Obama Campaign Logo Is ‘New American Swastika’

A Tea Party Nation writer is convinced that President Obama’s popular campaign logo is actually the ‘new American Swastika’ and holds up Obamacare as proof.

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Watch Ted Cruz’s Father Declare His Son A ‘Self-Anointed King Of Society’ (VIDEO)

Watch Ted Cruz’s Father Declare His Son A ‘Self-Anointed King Of Society’ (VIDEO)

As hard as it is to fathom, Ted Cruz’s father appears to be dipping from the same PCP-laden, made-in-Kookistan kool-aid troff as his son.

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Emily Yoffe, Slate’s Advice Columnist, Blames Alcohol And College Women For Rape Culture

Promotional photo of Emily Yoffe, "Dear Prudence" advice columnist, from Slate.Com.

‘Slate’ advice columnist Emily Yoffe recently warned college women about rape and drinking. Why not just tell college men to stop raping instead?

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GOP Governor Tom Corbett Says Gay Marriage Is Like Marrying Your Sister (VIDEO)

GOP Governor Tom Corbett Says Gay Marriage Is Like Marrying Your Sister (VIDEO)

Pennsylvania’s Governor Tom Corbett mistakenly thought he was Rick Santorum when he likened marriage equality to incest during an early morning TV show.

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Ann Romney Blames American Voters For Government Shutdown

Ann Romney Blames American Voters For Government Shutdown

Taking time out of her busy schedule, Ann Romney is here to let you know that the fault for our current government shutdown is because Mitt did not win.

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BREAKING: Shooting At The Capitol Puts D.C. On Lockdown

BREAKING: Shooting At The Capitol Puts D.C. On Lockdown

Apparently, gun violence is still open for business in D.C. Police have ordered a temporary lock down following today’s U.S. capitol shooting.

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BREAKING: Federal Judge Says New Jersey ‘Must Allow Gay Couples To Wed’

BREAKING: Federal Judge Says New Jersey ‘Must Allow Gay Couples To Wed’

A judge in New Jersey feels that gay couples have the right to be miserable too, and should be able to marry despite Governor Christie’s opposition to it.

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Gay Student Gets Disciplined For Homophobic Roommate Pulling A Knife On Him (VIDEO)

Gay Student Gets Disciplined For Homophobic Roommate Pulling A Knife On Him (VIDEO)

The University of Central Missouri is finding itself in hot water after it disciplined a gay student after he was threatened by his homophobic roommate.

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Racist Scumbag Threatens To Rape and Hang Black Woman From Tree Just For Walking Down ‘His’ Street

No doubt he's an Obama supporter and has black friends. Really! (IMAGE: Chicago Police)

Racists now feel so emboldened that they threaten people for simply walking down the street? It’s almost like someone *COUGH* Fox News *COUGH* is telling them that minorities are stealing ‘their’ country and they have to fight back.

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President Obama Proves He’s Playing Chess While His Critics Continue To Play Tic Tac Toe (VIDEO)

President Obama Proves He’s Playing Chess While His Critics Continue To Play Tic Tac Toe (VIDEO)

Appearing in the East Room of the White House, President Obama addressed the nation on the his latest strategy of dealing with Syria.

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Rumsfeld, Primary Architect Of Iraq War Failure, Blasts Obama on Syria (VIDEO)

Rumsfeld, Primary Architect Of Iraq War Failure, Blasts Obama on Syria (VIDEO)

Donald Rumsfeld joined Fox News, reminding us what a terrible and deluded human he is, especially when it comes to US foreign policy in the Middle East.

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Republican Joe Walsh Says Black America Needs To “Take Responsibility For Improving Their Own Lives. “

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Here’s how Republican deadbeat dad Joe Walsh celebrates MLK’s ‘I Have A Dream’ speech by bashing black people.

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Stand Up To ‘Stand Your Ground’: Chilling New PSA Reenacts Murder Of Trayvon Martin (VIDEO)

Photo from  @Legalinsurrection

This dramatic new PSA shows how ‘stand your ground’ laws enable bullies like George Zimmerman to kill unarmed citizens like Trayvon Martin.

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Anti-Abortion Bill In Texas Giving Rise To ‘Flea Market Abortions’

Anti-Abortion Bill In Texas Giving Rise To ‘Flea Market Abortions’

Bloomberg has put out a sickening report regarding a growing black market at Texan open-air markets close to the Mexican border.

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Nugent Goes Off The Rails, Calls Trayvon Martin ‘Enraged Black Man-Child’ And ‘Skittles Hoodie Boy’

From Forward Progressives

Taking time out of his busy schedule of looking like Gary Busey meets Rambo, washed-up rocker Ted Nugent weighs in on the Zimmerman verdict.

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Conspiracy Alert: Right-Wing Falsely Claiming Obama Seeking Federal Prosecution of Zimmerman

The only facts of the Zimmerman verdict we know at the moment is that it's easier to kill an unarmed teenager in America than it is to regulate a bank. Image @ People

The only facts of the Zimmerman verdict we know at the moment is that it’s easier to kill an unarmed teenager in America than it is to regulate a bank.

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