Articles by: Michael Hayne
Michael is a comedian/VO artist/impressionist who co-wrote a feature length award-nominated film, contributed to NY Times Laugh Lines, guest blogged for Joe Biden, appeared in Nat Geo's Drugged: High on Marijuana (where apparently he battled herbal terrorists), contributes humorous commentary to MSNBC.com affiliated Cagle Media and NewJerseyNewsroom, and wrote for Huffington Post, Reality Check, and for FireDogLake.com's "Just Say Now" Marijuana campaign (But if you're Eric Holder and reading this, my name is actually Alex Jones).  Follow Michael on Twitter and Facebook. Seriously, follow him or he'll send you photos of Chris Christie in a Speedo.

Five Ridiculous ‘War On Christmas’ Myths

Five Ridiculous ‘War On Christmas’ Myths

Here are some facts surrounding the so-called ‘war on Christmas’ that everyone should be aware of.

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New Poll Shows Americans Demand Less Obstruction From Obstructionist GOP

New Poll Shows Americans Demand Less Obstruction From Obstructionist GOP

There couldn’t be a clearer message to a GOP that constantly has a sign ‘still not getting it’ flashing lambently over its collective head.

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Gun Sales Up Among Terminally Paranoid Crackpots Following Obama Relection

Gun Sales Up Among Terminally Paranoid Crackpots Following Obama Relection

After the election, the deranged and hysterically paranoid crackpots weren’t going to Obama get in the way of their of the gun-worshiping orgy.

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Thanks To The Voters Of Maine, Maryland, Washington And Colorado

Photo by  Lorraine Devon Wilke

As we prepare to thank all the birds who bravely accommodated themselves to the fattening of our equator-like American waistbands, it’s important to acknowledge the bigger picture.

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While Papa John Pouts About Obamacare, Another Pizza Company Sees Opportunity

While Papa John Pouts About Obamacare, Another Pizza Company Sees Opportunity

While Papa Johns claims Obamacare poverty from the CEO’s new mansion, a small Wisconsin pizza store operator calls Obamacare justice and equality.

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Lincoln’s Best Hits: Cheesy Spielberg Movie Reveals Classic Quotes From Old School Republican

President Abraham Lincoln with Major Alan Pinkteron and General John McClernand at a Union camp in Sharpsburg, Maryland in 1862. (Photo Credit: Bettmann/CORBIS)

How big WERE Abraham Lincoln’s balls, anyway? New movie shows southern states might have stayed if they’d known.

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Johnny ‘Walnuts’ McCain Goes Gran Torino Over Benghazi Briefing (VIDEO)

Johnny ‘Walnuts’ McCain Goes Gran Torino Over Benghazi Briefing (VIDEO)

‘Because I have the right as a senator to have no comment and who the hell are you to tell me I can or not?’

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Hey Secession States: If You Want To Secede, You Will No Longer Receive A Penny Of Federal Dollars

Hey Secession States: If You Want To Secede, You Will No Longer Receive A Penny Of Federal Dollars

From Texas to even Pennsylvania (it’s Pittsburgh and Philly and Alabama in between), overgrown man-children are petitioning that we return to the darkest and bloodiest time in history.

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They Really Don’t ‘Like’ Mitt: Romney Losing ’847 Friends Per Hour’

They Really Don’t ‘Like’ Mitt: Romney Losing ’847 Friends Per Hour’

Click here to see a real-time graph of Romney losing likes, which should really become an extreme sport.

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3 States Pass Marriage Equality – Is New Jersey Next? (IMAGE)

3 States Pass Marriage Equality – Is New Jersey Next? (IMAGE)

I’m looking at you, New Jersey! And by you, I mean Governor Christie.

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Trump/Nugent 2016? Ted Nugent Surpasses Trump In Twitter Breakdown (IMAGE)

Trump/Nugent 2016? Ted Nugent Surpasses Trump In Twitter Breakdown (IMAGE)

Do they really want to be the party that reaches out to the mental patients held up in gun ranges, like Ted Nugent, or do they actually want to start representing 21st century America.

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BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren Defeats Sen. Brown In Brutal Mass. Senate Race

BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren Defeats Sen. Brown In Brutal Mass. Senate Race

In a seemingly bizarre race in which a colossal 68 million dollars was spent, NBC has just announced that smart professor lady, Elizabeth Warren, has defeated incumbent Senator. Scott Brown.

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Bush v. Gore All Over Again: Supreme Court Could Decide Election

Bush v. Gore All Over Again: Supreme Court Could Decide Election

Remember back in 2000, when Al Gore won the popular vote and was our next president of the United States but the blue-blooded rich guy pretending to be cowboy still won?

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Fox News Alert: Black Panthers Scaring White Voters Away From Polling Place (VIDEO)

Screen shot from The Simpsons "The Fool Monty" episode, November 2010.

Fox News warns Nice White People with ‘Alert’ of Image of Scary New Black Panther.

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Email Voting In Storm-Damaged New Jersey Could Lead to Fraud

Email Voting In Storm-Damaged New Jersey Could Lead to Fraud

Computer Science professor warns: ‘Voters’ emails can be modified or interfered with — without their knowledge.’

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Top 5 Campaign Gaffes By Mitt Romney

Top 5 Campaign Gaffes By Mitt Romney

It’s so hard to believe that we’re but 24 hours away from the end of the 2012 election – time to recap the top Gaffes by Mittens

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New Jersey Tea Party Group Enraged At Christie, Says He ‘Put Country In Jeopardy’

New Jersey Tea Party Group Enraged At Christie, Says He ‘Put Country In Jeopardy’

Tea Party – ‘Governor Christie has decided that in an attempt to repair our state, he put our country in jeopardy.’

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Limbaugh Rips Apart Christie For Doing His Job(AUDIO)

Limbaugh Rips Apart Christie For Doing His Job(AUDIO)

It really was only a matter of nanoseconds before the patriarch of the rabid right-wing noise machine was going to throw Gov. Christie under the bus

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‘Native New Joiseyian’ Reports On The Aftermath Of Sandy (IMAGES)

‘Native New Joiseyian’ Reports On The Aftermath Of Sandy (IMAGES)

A Native Joiseyian’s first-hand look at the Jersey Shore and the importance of government services.

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Experts Concur Climate Change Responsible For Frankenstorm

Experts Concur Climate Change Responsible For Frankenstorm

Rest assure that so long as the corporations are buying the best politicians money can buy, we will never have a meaningful debate or sound solutions to the destructive factors of climate change.

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