Feeling Left Out Because Jesus Hasn’t Appeared In Your Food? Amazon Can Help

Feeling Left Out Because Jesus Hasn’t Appeared In Your Food? Amazon Can Help

If you’re the type who suffers Jesus envy (who doesn’t?) every time Jesus appears in someone else’s food, you can bring Jesus to you.

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A Cheesy Love Story With A Shocking Ending Shows What Really Goes Into Doritos (VIDEO)

A bag of Doritos. (Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Something tells me this is one ad that won’t be playing during the Super Bowl.

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French TV Host Mocks ‘Credibility Of Fox News Clowns’ Who Compared Paris To Afghanistan (VIDEO)

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This French TV host destroyed Fox News for thinking that the country was full of lawless “no-go zones,” where Islamic radicals give public speeches and people walk around in Bin Laden t-shirts.

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Before You Buy This Dashboard Jesus, You Might Want To Read These Reviews

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You won’t believe what Amazon customers order WITH their Dashboard Jesus…Plus, the reviews are freaking HILARIOUS!

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This Is Why We Love Him: President Obama Announces Historic Proposal To Offer FREE Community College (Video)

This Is Why We Love Him: President Obama Announces Historic Proposal To Offer FREE Community College (Video)

Of course Republicans oppose this. Just think how many low-information voters they’d lose if Americans were fully educated. That would wipe out their entire base. Thank you President Obama for this historic announcement! A true people’s president!

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Non-resident Scott Brown And Mitt Romney May Arm Wrestle For Retiring Senator Boxer’s Seat (VIDEO)

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This is the stuff of nightmares.

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God Is Now The Owner Of A Town In Alabama And All Hell Is Breaking Loose

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At the end of 2014, by a unanimous vote in a secret meeting of the City Council of tiny Winfield, Alabama, it was declared that “God is the owner of the City of Winfield.” And God said: “What?”

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Elizabeth Warren Lays Out Populist Agenda In An Epic Call To America (VIDEO)

Elizabeth Warren Speaks to The New Populist Conference, May 2014

Remember when Sarah Palin mocked Elizabeth Warren’s call to raise the minimum wage? How many of you actually watched Warren’s entire speech? It’s pretty epic. Everyone should see this.

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Mario Cuomo And Ann Richards Did A Doritos Commercial Together (VIDEO)

Mario Cuomo And Ann Richards Did A Doritos Commercial Together (VIDEO)

And there’s a bit of a of dig at George W. Bush at the end.

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The Interview Is Available NOW on Google Play, Youtube Movies, Xbox Video

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Sony has reversed its decision not to show The Interview and it is now available to watch. Obama himself has already stepped in to praise the move to show the movie.

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Top 10 Christmas Songs For Ammosexuals (VIDEO)

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#10) Santa Claus Is Coming To Take Away All Your Guns. What’s your favorite Christmas Song for Ammosexuals?

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Poor, Misunderstood Mr. Potter? Watch Jimmy Kimmel’s Satire Of ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ (VIDEO)

Poor, Misunderstood Mr. Potter? Watch Jimmy Kimmel’s Satire Of ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ (VIDEO)

Was the beloved Christmas classic, “It’s A Wonderful Life” meant to be subversive? Jimmy Kimmel’s hilarious send-up of that film supposes that it is and that Mr. Potter is the hero. So… every time a bell rings, a greedy millionaire gets another dollar?

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Kim Jong-UNNNH! Larry Flynt Is Now Making XXX Parody Of ‘The Interview’

Seth Rogen and James Franco during an appearance on The Discovery Channel. (Source: Discovery)

“If Kim Jong-un and his henchmen were upset before, wait till they see the movie we’re going to make.”

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Here’s The Christmas Card You’ll Be Getting From Your Ammosexual Relatives This Christmas

Now, isn't this what Christmas is all about? Mythical characters aiming Glocks at stereotypical Arab terrorists. Awwww. Can't you just feel the warmth of the holiday?

The perfect Christmas card for the gun lovers in your family. Just try to ignore the sight of Santa getting ready to blow away a generic terrorist in front of Baby Jesus.

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F*$K Yeah! TX Theatre Showing Team America In Place of The Interview (VIDEO)

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Terrorists – your game is through!

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New York Times Op-Ed Asks “What If Whites Were The Minority?”

New York Times Op-Ed Asks “What If Whites Were The Minority?”

“Black folks make the rules, and we have to live by them. Like it or not.” It’s a conservative nightmare!

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