Next time you find yourself in a conversation with a conservative, ask them these questions.
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Next time you find yourself in a conversation with a conservative, ask them these questions.
If you're in the market for a man this Valentine's Day, you may be having trouble finding them because they're all on Fox News or one of its radio equivalents complaining that they are the victims in the fight for contraceptive rights.
Jack in the Box commercials are irreverent, silly, edgy, sometimes creepy and often stupidly clever, but are they making political statements?
But, as long as we're changing names to be more 'American' sounding, I'll put forth a few suggestions of other names that should be changed.
Naturally when you combine a celebrated satirical publication with a witless Republican lawmaker, you get a figurative sign that reads 'I don't get it' flashing lambently above the Republican lawmaker's head.
Greed, deceit, hypocrisy, faux faith and bigotry. Yup, Newt Gingrich is the distillation of all that the GOP stands for.
The rules are pretty simple (for best results, Make sure you have s----y rum on hand that tastes like nail polish and slides down the throat like wood stain)
NBC's Chuck Todd, best know as 'not Tim Russert,' criticized Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert for their publicized attempts to expose the inequities of post-Citizens United campaign laws.
So, you’re a Republican that hates taxes? Well, since you do not like taxes or government, please kindly do the following.
I am in favor of the Rosemont Copper open-pit mine because despite the incomplete environmental impact draft study by the U.S. Forest Service, I am sure that we can trust corporations to do what is best for the people in the region.
Well, gay marriage has been legal here in Iowa for going on three years now, and just as FOX News predicted, traditional marriage has all but ceased to exist in the Hawkeye state.
Most people don’t know this, but in addition to a remedial civics class, Michelle Bachmann also taught a remedial English course. She started with the basics: A is for Anti-Christ. See B & O. B is for Barack – Isn’t that an “exotic” name for a President? George, Ronald and Sarah are far...
Republican Jesus™ wants YOU to be happy and rich! As long as you obey his NEW Commandments! And you're White.
There are no friends in capitalism—just lions, hyenas and sharks and the bloody, red meat prize is the GOP nomination and possibly the White House.
With the inane clown posse Republican Iowa Caucus and State-wide primaries right around the corner, we can unequivocally expect a tsunami of phenomenally, breathtakingly moronic things to said (especially if Bachmann makes it through Iowa). But in the mean time, it's important to look back and reflect on some of the phenomenally, breathtakingly moronic...
Apparently god can't be bothered with plight, famine, poverty, and environmental calamities because he must ensure that Offensive Tackles pave the way for Tim Tebow to get into the end zone. If there is a god, he's now an atheist.
Since apparently running for president on Television and hawking books is more important to the serial adulterer than getting the 10,000 signatures that the state of Virginia requires in order to qualify, Newt Gingrich engaged in personal victimhood that would make Sarah Palin blush by likening Virginia's move to the Japanese attack on Pearl...
Tifanny's debtor and serial adulterer, Newt Gingrich, dismissed the old Reagan-era political axiom that Republicans should not attack other Republicans when he blasted fellow candidate Ron Paul over his controversial newsletters.
It’s a defense mechanism known as the ‘gotcha’ question, and candidates like Newt Gingrich, Herman Cain, Sarah Palin, Ron Paul have really taken this responsibility ducking mechanism to another level.
I'll let you in on a secret...I love Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a cartoon villain. Like any cartoon villain, Trump is full of bluster and bravado, but underneath is a very insecure man. My guess is that 20 some odd years ago, he stumbled across a Saturday Night Live character called, Stuart Smalley.
The Republican Party have two options to go up against President Obama: Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney. When the Republican voters go out to the polls at the beginning of the year the majority of them will vote for a person who has a background that these voters blasted years ago.
The 'Festival of Lights,' Chanukah, begins tomorrow evening, December 20th at sundown. No doubt, many non-Jews are unfamiliar with the holiday, its origins and traditions. In the spirit of the numerous books out these days that explain seemingly complicated things in a simple fashion, we offer this tongue in cheek, 'A Gentile’s Guide to...
Christopher Hitchens, the celebrated journalist, public intellectual, outspoken atheist, and Johnny Walker Black aficionado-- a man of varying political complexities but who relentlessly, brutally derided anyone who sought to manipulated or flouted logic and reason--sadly passed away this past Thursday at 62 after suffering from esophageal cancer.
As the world watched the last U.S. combat troops cross over the Iraqi border into Kuwait; one could easily be inclined to contemplate on what, by today’s standards, constitutes a failed presidency, since the Obama administration has been tagged with that label regularly.
On the eighth day of Christmas the dummies gave to me Eight Malkins clucking, Seven Puppets writing, Six Newts a laying, Five Death Panels , Four Blackboard Truths, Three Fox & Friends, Two Suckers Koch, And a secular socialist presidency.
After watching this latest Republican Debate on Fox News, one thing becomes clear, and that is the very real split between the insane and the reasonable
Former pretend Republican Presidential Candidate, Herman Cain, whose nascent campaign went down in flames following every single woman he came on contact with coming forward with claims of sexual harassment, recently decided that being a semi-literate pizza hawker and sleazy creeper might have not been presidential prerequisites but rather worthy of Defense Secretary.
Lowe's Home Improvement Store has received a lot of flack for pulling advertisements on the show called, 'All-American Muslim,' which follows the lives of several real American citizens who, while they aren't praying to Allah, go to school, do laundry, discuss marital problems, go to work, support the economy...you know, the things that you...
Christmas is a time where Fox News and right-wing christofascists take time out of their hating the middle class, poor, and gays schedules and feign outrage over a supposed sinister 'War on Christmas' being waged by godless liberals. It's a joyous occasion!
I loved hearing all those audience members cheer Governor Perry’s executions of U.S. citizens, some possibly innocent, in Texas. It makes our drone attacks seem downright humane. And Ron Paul’s comments about people on their death bed and Tea Party support for death panels bolsters national support for the health care plan we passed...
I watched Mitt Romney offer a bet of $10,000 that he wasn't out of touch with the common man, while the Republican crowd cheered the idea of child labor, and I reflected for about the thousandth time that the GOP debates were probably the best thing Obama could have hoped for, for the 2012...
Donald Trump is getting dissed by the Republican candidates...at least most of them. Only Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum have RSVPd. Even Michele Bachmann turned down his invite. The Donald is hurt.
I suppose if you charge $60,000 per speech, collect $1.8 million from Fannie and Freddie, and have a Bling account of $500K at Tiffany's, that you might just be a little out of touch with the needs of the poor.
As the girl with the Jewish father (even before being Jewish was cool), Protestant(ish) mother and agnostic beliefs, I'm used to getting left out. But you'd think this War on Christmas would be right up my alley, right? Every day, my breath is bated, waiting for my recruitment papers. But alas, nothing.
This year's batch of Republican Presidential candidates seem to be in a race for something other than just the Presidency. They seem to be in a race to offend the entire American population.
O'Reilly then looked at Dr. Hill and questioned how President Obama is going to reach out to these African-Americans, as he asked: 'Are they going to be on Soul Train?'
Michele Bachmann told supporters in Iowa on Wednesday of her lofty plans for American diplomacy, claiming that a Bachmann presidency would mean no U.S. embassy in Iran.
Only a jive turkey would criticize President Obama’s Thanksgiving Day speech because he didn’t mention God enough or at all, whichever makes the conservative rooster crow the loudest!
FunnyOrDie.com created a hilarious video that has been circulating the internet, depicting what a Thanksgiving dinner would look like with a pro-Pepper Spray Megyn Kelly.
Tin Head Hats are not for the well-informed. The hats come in all sizes and are not restricted to the people who earn less or 'have' less. Another sad fact about the Tin Head Hat, you must recharge it each day by watching Fox News or it fades as an effective brainwashing tool.
After watching many of these Republican debates, one reccurring theme just keeps instituting itself, and that theme is the vast hypocrisy that lies between what conservatives say on one hand versus what they will turn around and do on the other, and no one has made this point any better than Newt Gingrich during...
Since conservative NASCAR fans seem to think that it's perfectly fine to disrespect the First Lady as she honors the troops, I've decided to put together 8 reasons why conservatives would be NASCAR fans.
A humorous (and unfortunately realistic) look at the different types of Republican idiots, what makes them idiots, and things you should remember while debating them (so you don't go crazy).
Republican Jesus™ is a registered trademark of the Republican Party, not to be confused with Jesus from the Bible.
Are you a fascist? Many people are fascists and they don't even realize it. And sometimes, they know it all too well, but hide and deny it. Most of the time though, it's obvious who the fascists are. For instance, you might be a fascist if...
'Truly, for I say unto thee, blessed be the rich, for their children shall inherit most of the world and take the rest for themselves' - Republican Bible. Giuliani 9:11
(HUMOR) Teachers' hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work 9 or10 months a year! It's time we put things in perspective and pay them for what they do - babysit!
What Cain needs to understand is the fact that it is not the questionable behavior of the allegations that will totally and ultimately fry his pizza. It will be the elusive actions of Mr. Cain as he tries to outmaneuver the media in hopes of keeping the sorted facts surrounding his questionable behavior all...
As we approach the 10th anniversary of the enactment of the Aviation and Transportation Security Act this month, I reflect on a decade of unparallelled achievements by the TSA.
Let's be clear. We're running the show around here. We choose what happens. We decide what you believe. There is nothing in your life that we have not shaped and molded to suit our purposes. You know what we want you to know and you do what we want you to do. It's pretty...
When it came to devastating BP oil spill, Rick Perry's thoughtful and secular solution was to say "From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.” I wonder if Rick Perry is one of those things.
Today is Halloween, the most frightening and creepy day of the year. So in honor of Halloween, here are the 13 scariest things that Michele Bachmann would do if she became President, which itself is a horrifying nightmare.
So now Perry has mysteriously developed some political doubts about the relevance of the debates as a whole in regards to the political well-being of the candidate, as he told Fox’s Bill O’Reilly that agreeing to participate in the debates at all was probably a mistake. Again, in a true anti-Texas fashion of manning...
During a recent interview with Fox News’ Chris Wallace, Senator Lindsey Graham took some time out of his precious schedule to criticize the Obama administration over the proposed 2011 December 31st ending of the Iraq War.
Ruppert Murdoch owns the WSJ. No matter what your read in that world renowned publication, it must be noted that once you leave the hard News pages (front section of the WSJ), you move into the Murdoch domain of conservative politics.
WaPo recently conducted a poll in which a number of Americans were presented with a very simple question regarding the 2012 Republican Presidential candidates, which turned out to be quite funny. More than a thousand adults were asked to simply name one word that immediately came to mind regarding some of the candidates (or...
After watching what Newt Gingrich described to CNN’s Anderson Cooper as a forum setup to promote a lot of back and forth bickering between a couple of key candidates, my feelings fall right in line with Gingrich, because this entire Republican Western Debate in Las Vegas, Nevada was a tableau of back and forth...
It seems like ages ago when I posted a piece regarding the Occupy Wall Street protestor who not only handed Fox News its ass on a silver platter, but had them scratching their heads as they remained puzzled about whether they should ask for seconds.
Which group of Americans promotes ideological cronyism within the judicial system, conservatives or liberals?
Mitt Romney strongly believes that 'Corporations are people,' and if the plethora of protestors gathering en masse in Liberty Plaza to rally against these corporations, logic can only dictate that the protestors have no compassion for people, right? Getting back to reality, corporations most certainly aren't people.
Rick Perry is arguably in a lot of political trouble over the name of a camp, and with good reason, any use of the 'n' word is an unnecessary and offensive relic of an ugly past. Is this sort of racial insensitivity unique to Texas or even the South?
Arguably, the most striking aspect of Gov. Rick Perry is the vast amount of Texas, political machismo that oozes from his GOP/Tea Party pores. He soared into the race for GOP nominee and continued to soar as he perched himself at the top of the pile; doing it so effortlessly that he almost made...
I believe that we all understand how mother nature works. What I cannot understand are the mental processes and logic of people who have recently started to rant about 'no taxes'. Are these people serious? OK, come on tell me, 'Who let the logic out?'
Who would have thought that Gov. Chris Christie’s weight would become an issue if he decided to run for president? Apparently, that aspect of politics must seem unimaginable to some, but it seems quite in line with the usual ‘running of the bulls’ that is to be expected within the realm of American politics,...
The occupation of Wall Street is in its 11th day, and the number of protesters demanding changes to U.S. social and economic policies they say unfairly favor the rich is rapidly growing. It's still too early to say whether the protracted protest will do anything short of creating more freedom pens and boosting pepper...
During the GOP Debate in Florida, the Tea Party audience booed a gay soldier. So who or what could they boo in the next one?
It was becoming so easy to ignore Herman Cain. I mean really, who was all that interested in the former head of a really crappy pizza joint who was polling in the single digits in the Republican Primary? Then, Mr. Goofy Pants goes off and wins the Florida Straw Poll and I must pull...
Arguably, the most intriguing aspect of this entire debate was the ability of the candidates to morph this GOP nomination debate into a political referendum on Rick Perry, and Mitt Romney was the most vocal in doing that.
Romney pulled his best Bill Clinton impression earlier Wednesday when he told a group of people at a town hall in Miami that he 'feels their pain'. What's more, he 'identifies' with the millions of ordinary americans struggling to get by.
Sarah Palin always seems to find a way to shock the public, but this time it might come back to bite her squarely in her Alaskan backside. According to reports, conservative Sarah had a one-night stand with former NBA player Glen Rice when he was a college player for the Michigan Wolverines, and she...
Some history and information on Bill O'Reilly, the host of Fox News' most watched show; The O'Reilly Factor.
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum has finally caught on to what the rest of the wired universe has being snickering about for years: the secret meaning of his last name.
Despite recent sluggish poll numbers and a public not quite sold on the American Jobs Act, the very thing on which President Obama appears to be mortgaging his re-election, a new CNN/ORC International poll shows that more Americans trust him on economic matters than they do Republicans in Congress.
Sen. Joe Lieberman, simply loves pestering liberals and democrats with his new found ultra-conservative positions that neatly coincide with today's rabid and rancorous Republican Party.
The exhibits that should be added to the Reagan Library to give the world a true picture of the former president. Recently, the Republican party held a presidential debate at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, Ca. While the library is a wonderful living tribute to the Patriarch of our party, and many of the...
America has experienced an alarming amount of disasters this past year, including a possible Perry or Bachmann presidency. We have seen 10 different natural disasters with economic losses totaling $1 billion or more - the most ever in a year, Reuters reported on Thursday. Leading Republican Senators forcefully blocked Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid's...
With all the media attention being given to Rick Perry and Mitt Romney, occasional human being and republican presidential candidate, Michele Bachmann, has found her relevance in today's tweet-of-the-moment media environment fading ever-so slightly. So, if Mrs. Bachmann wished to remain a viable candidate in the GOP's presidential insane (or is it inane?)...
If the Obama presidency has taught us anything, it's that his most vocal critics aren't the most agreeable people. They sometimes don't know what they believe in--or even why, but boy do they vigorously express that which they think Fox News wants them to believe in.
For your Tea Party friends, who believe that the United State's credit downgrade, from AAA to AA+ is a good thing, let the smartest guy in the room do the arguing for you (in a way that even they can understand).
What a fascinating event this Tea Party sponsored debate on CNN was. Plain and simple, the winner of the debate was everyone involved not named Gov. Rick Perry.
In an era filled with the shadows of debt and economic uncertainty, the issue of marriage continues to be a theological lightening rod within the realm of politics. But after a closer, more progressive examination, the matrimonial lightening rod feels just like the oppressive wet blanket that it has always been in regards to...
In case you didn't have the stomach to watch last night's Republican debate, BuzzFeed saved you the trouble by releasing this 45 second video which summarizes the debate perfectly.
After watching the GOP Debate on MSNBC last night I realized that there were 8 very good reasons to vote for President Obama's re-election in 2012. Those reasons are below
For those of you fortunate enough to miss tonite’s televised Republican debate, eight empty suits paraded in front of Brian Williams of MSNBC. Conspicuously absent was Sarah Palin, but perhaps such a massive amount of vapidity in a one confined space would’ve killed everyone and everything in attendance.
Hollywood is one of the most hated institutions among conservatives. Conservatives have long written off Hollywood as a liberal establishment, and accuse the acting world of making movies that have a liberal bias. So what movies do conservatives hate? Here are 25 movies that conservatives hate and why.
Republicans like Michele Bachmann appear to be suffering from more than just migraines. Rather, they either have a major case of amnesia or, and the more likely option, are so willingly uninformed and ridiculously unforthcoming on the factual cause(s) of our economic ills of today to save face during their lap-dog obedience during the...
Voting 'with the heart' is just a polite way of saying 'voting without knowing the candidate or the issues and not caring enough to do so.'
So it seems that crazy migraine lady and Republican presidential candidate, Michele Bachmann, thinks that the U.S. has ample energy resources, but it's not being exploited because of those gosh darn 'radical environmentalists'.
As I watched the first time appearance of RNC Chair, Reince Priebus on Hardball, I was somewhat taken aback at his level of robotic 'talking pointishness'. He also appeared capricious, trivial and strikingly less than intellectual in his responses to Matthews.
Rush Limbaugh's Message Fits Definition Of Treason (AUDIO)
Republican Alan Simpson Calls Rick Santorum "Rigid and Homphobic" (VIDEO)
Virginia Needs Her Krystal Ball
The Sane Voice of Bill Moyers and the Cruel Stupidity of Bob McDonnell
Indiana Republican Rep Says Girl Scouts Are 'Bent On Communism, Lesbianism And Destroying America'Girls Scouts No Longer Welcome At Virginia Church Because Of Connection To Planned Parenthood
Anonymous: LulzFinancial Punishes Pedophile Website
Thomas Friedman's Destructive Obsession With Third Parties Continues 
Gay Marriage - Modern Christian Hypocrisy
Wisconsin Assembly Officially Ends Employment Discrimination Remedies
10 Questions To Ask Your Favorite Conservative
Your Best Valentine's Day Weapon In The War On Safe Sex - Lots Of Safe Fun (VIDEOS)
Jack In The Box - Marry Your Bacon; Political Statement? (VIDEO & IMAGE)
Gulf Of Mexico To Become 'Gulf Of America': Top Ten Other Names That Aren't American Enough
Thou Shalt Not Spill Thy Seed! Anti-Masturbation Amendment Added To Anti-Abortion Bill
Republican Congressman Duped By 'Abortionplex' Article In The Onion (IMAGE)
8 Reasons Why Newt Gingrich Should Get the Republican Presidential Nomination
Rick Santorum Wants His Supporters To C.U.M. (IMAGE)
The 2012 South Carolina Primary Drinking Game
Corporate Tool Chuck Todd Goes After Stephen Colbert For Exposing Corporate Tool Electoral System (VIDEO)
