The 7 Types Of Republican Idiots

The 7 Types Of Republican Idiots

A humorous (and unfortunately realistic) look at the different types of Republican idiots, what makes them idiots, and things you should remember while debating them (so you don’t go crazy).

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Right Wing Christians Pray For Republican Jesus™ To Stop The Occupy Movement

Right Wing Christians Pray For Republican Jesus™ To Stop The Occupy Movement

‘Truly, for I say unto thee, blessed be the rich, for their children shall inherit most of the world and take the rest for themselves’ – Republican Bible. Giuliani 9:11

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Herman Cain Should Blame Himself Just Like He Told the 99% to Do

Herman Cain Should Blame Himself Just Like He Told the 99% to Do

What Cain needs to understand is the fact that it is not the questionable behavior of the allegations that will totally and ultimately fry his pizza. It will be the elusive actions of Mr. Cain as he tries to outmaneuver the media in hopes of keeping the sorted facts surrounding his questionable behavior all hush-hush.

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A Decade Of TSA Excellence: Stop Complaining, Legs Apart, Bend Over, Spread ‘Em And Stop Smiling

A Decade Of TSA Excellence: Stop Complaining, Legs Apart, Bend Over, Spread ‘Em And Stop Smiling

As we approach the 10th anniversary of the enactment of the Aviation and Transportation Security Act this month, I reflect on a decade of unparallelled achievements by the TSA.

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A Message From Your Overlords

A Message From Your Overlords

Let’s be clear. We’re running the show around here. We choose what happens. We decide what you believe. There is nothing in your life that we have not shaped and molded to suit our purposes. You know what we want you to know and you do what we want you to do. It’s pretty much just that simple.

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13 Scariest Things Michele Bachmann Would Do If She Were President

13 Scariest Things Michele Bachmann Would Do If She Were President

Today is Halloween, the most frightening and creepy day of the year. So in honor of Halloween, here are the 13 scariest things that Michele Bachmann would do if she became President, which itself is a horrifying nightmare.

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Rick Perry Simply Doesn’t Have the Balls

Tough with a gun, scared of debates

So now Perry has mysteriously developed some political doubts about the relevance of the debates as a whole in regards to the political well-being of the candidate, as he told Fox’s Bill O’Reilly that agreeing to participate in the debates at all was probably a mistake. Again, in a true anti-Texas fashion of manning up, Perry blames the inner-workings of the debate forum instead of putting the blame where it squarely belongs, which is on his rickety debate performances with him as the sole skipper.

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The Showdown Over The Drawdown

The Showdown Over The Drawdown

During a recent interview with Fox News’ Chris Wallace, Senator Lindsey Graham took some time out of his precious schedule to criticize the Obama administration over the proposed 2011 December 31st ending of the Iraq War.

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The Political Gloves Were Off as the Republicans Squared Off

The Political Gloves Were Off as the Republicans Squared Off

After watching what Newt Gingrich described to CNN’s Anderson Cooper as a forum setup to promote a lot of back and forth bickering between a couple of key candidates, my feelings fall right in line with Gingrich, because this entire Republican Western Debate in Las Vegas, Nevada was a tableau of back and forth bickering at its best.

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The Electric Tea Bag Fascist Test

The Electric Tea Bag Fascist Test

Which group of Americans promotes ideological cronyism within the judicial system, conservatives or liberals?

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Jon Stewart Shows Us An Entire Racist Landscape

Jon Stewart Shows Us An Entire Racist Landscape

Rick Perry is arguably in a lot of political trouble over the name of a camp, and with good reason, any use of the ‘n’ word is an unnecessary and offensive relic of an ugly past. Is this sort of racial insensitivity unique to Texas or even the South?

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Hank Williams Jr. Watches Hitler Play Golf

Hank Williams Jr. Watches Hitler Play Golf

This is a spoof of Hank Williams Jr.’s comparison of President Obama to Adolf Hitler.

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Can a Democratic Leopard Change Its Spots to Republican?

Can a Democratic Leopard Change Its Spots to Republican?

Arguably, the most striking aspect of Gov. Rick Perry is the vast amount of Texas, political machismo that oozes from his GOP/Tea Party pores. He soared into the race for GOP nominee and continued to soar as he perched himself at the top of the pile; doing it so effortlessly that he almost made it look automatic. But as we all know from our sorted, political history, the past has an uncanny, gravitational way of pulling things back down to earth.

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Chris Christie: The Man Who Sits Across from Skinny

Chris Christie: The Man Who Sits Across from Skinny

Who would have thought that Gov. Chris Christie’s weight would become an issue if he decided to run for president? Apparently, that aspect of politics must seem unimaginable to some, but it seems quite in line with the usual ‘running of the bulls’ that is to be expected within the realm of American politics, and the media scrutiny that it endures on a regular basis.

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Who Or What Will The Tea Party Audience Boo During The Next GOP Debate?

Who Or What Will The Tea Party Audience Boo During The Next GOP Debate?

During the GOP Debate in Florida, the Tea Party audience booed a gay soldier. So who or what could they boo in the next one?

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Mitt Romney: Too Much for Rick Perry, Concerning to President Obama?

Mitt Romney: Too Much for Rick Perry, Concerning to President Obama?

Arguably, the most intriguing aspect of this entire debate was the ability of the candidates to morph this GOP nomination debate into a political referendum on Rick Perry, and Mitt Romney was the most vocal in doing that.

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Drill Brother Drill: Sarah Palin’s Chocolate Rice

Drill Brother Drill: Sarah Palin’s Chocolate Rice

Sarah Palin always seems to find a way to shock the public, but this time it might come back to bite her squarely in her Alaskan backside. According to reports, conservative Sarah had a one-night stand with former NBA player Glen Rice when he was a college player for the Michigan Wolverines, and she was a sports reporter.

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Bill O’Reilly- Tide Goes Out

Bill O’Reilly- Tide Goes Out

Some history and information on Bill O’Reilly, the host of Fox News’ most watched show; The O’Reilly Factor.

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Tex Shelters Salutes The Reagan Library

Tex Shelters Salutes The Reagan Library

The exhibits that should be added to the Reagan Library to give the world a true picture of the former president.
Recently, the Republican party held a presidential debate at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, Ca. While the library is a wonderful living tribute to the Patriarch of our party, and many of the exhibits are worthy of this great man, it lacks what us modern conservatives loved most about him.

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Rick Perry, Death and Hypocrisy

Rick Perry, Death and Hypocrisy

Perry takes advice from Death to advance his career as a Republican politician.

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