The msnbc Republican Debate In 45 Seconds

The msnbc Republican Debate In 45 Seconds

In case you didn’t have the stomach to watch last night’s Republican debate, BuzzFeed saved you the trouble by releasing this 45 second video which summarizes the debate perfectly.

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8 Very Good Reasons To Vote For President Obama in 2012

8 Very Good Reasons To Vote For President Obama in 2012

After watching the GOP Debate on MSNBC last night I realized that there were 8 very good reasons to vote for President Obama’s re-election in 2012. Those reasons are below

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10 Comical Highlights from the Republican Debate

10 Comical Highlights from the Republican Debate

For those of you fortunate enough to miss tonite’s televised Republican debate, eight empty suits paraded in front of Brian Williams of MSNBC. Conspicuously absent was Sarah Palin, but perhaps such a massive amount of vapidity in a one confined space would’ve killed everyone and everything in attendance.

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25 Movies That Conservatives Hate

An unhappy movie-goer. Image from http://padraicj.blogspot.com/2011/02/stop-being-asshole-at-movies.html

Hollywood is one of the most hated institutions among conservatives. Conservatives have long written off Hollywood as a liberal establishment, and accuse the acting world of making movies that have a liberal bias. So what movies do conservatives hate? Here are 25 movies that conservatives hate and why.

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10 Major Reveals in Dick Cheney’s New Book

10 Major Reveals in Dick Cheney’s New Book

A humorous look at some of the things that might be revealed in Dick Cheney’s new book.

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Majority of Americans STILL Blame Bush and Republicans for Economy

Apparently a majority of Americans have answered this with a "No".

Republicans like Michele Bachmann appear to be suffering from more than just migraines. Rather, they either have a major case of amnesia or, and the more likely option, are so willingly uninformed and ridiculously unforthcoming on the factual cause(s) of our economic ills of today to save face during their lap-dog obedience during the Bush years.

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A Guide to the Internal Organs for Our Right-Wing Friends

A Guide to the Internal Organs for Our Right-Wing Friends

Voting ‘with the heart’ is just a polite way of saying ‘voting without knowing the candidate or the issues and not caring enough to do so.’

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Bachmann Wants to Gut EPA, Says ‘Radical Environmentalists’ Preventing Clean Energy

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-MN). Image from http://marbleheaddems.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/081111_1313_EPAhokum1.jpg

So it seems that crazy migraine lady and Republican presidential candidate, Michele Bachmann, thinks that the U.S. has ample energy resources, but it’s not being exploited because of those gosh darn ‘radical environmentalists’.

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5 Crazy Quotes From Rick Perry

5 Crazy Quotes From Rick Perry

Just when I thoughts the overblown and undeserved media attention generated by Bachmann and Palin–two hopelessly ignorant, mangled syntax spewers of vapidity and irrationality– illustrated how we were a stage 3, fully operational Idiocracy, the dumber version of George Bush (Rick Perry) stepped up and readily challenged that assertion. Time to get fitted for a tin foil cap.

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34 Unbelievable Things Fox ‘News’ Fans Might Believe

34 Unbelievable Things Fox ‘News’ Fans Might Believe

Are you pulling your hair out over Republican hypocrisy and deception? You need some comedic relief! Get some from 34 musings about the beliefs of typical Fox News fans.

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Earthquake Aftershock: Eric Cantor’s Hatred Of Government Is More Important Than The Safety Of His Constituents

Image from http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/files/cantorresized.jpg

It seems the North Anna nuclear power station in the middle of Cantor’s district is only built to withstand a 5.9-6.1 magnitude earthquake and has no seismographs due to budget cuts in the 1990s. But Eric Cantor wants to defund the agency that monitors quake activity.

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A Little Earthquake Twitter Humor

Shake. rattle and roll, baby!!!

Some funny tweets about the DC earthquake, in one easy-to-digest place with a few unposted ones.

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Top Ten songs on a Conservative’s Ipod

Top Ten songs on a Conservative’s Ipod

A humorous look at the ten songs that encapsulate todays GOP and a must for any decent white, socially and religiously intolerant, greedy ignoramus.

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11 Reasons Why Conservatives Are NOT People

Zombie Republicans! Image from http://www.mediaite.com/online/dead-people-hate-democrats-mans-obituary-attacks-obama/attachment/zombie-republicans/

Conservatives have been pushing for corporate personhood for decades. The right-wing has worked hard to pathetically explain how a corporation is a person, but now it’s time to turn the tables in a different direction. It’s time to ask ourselves this question. Are conservatives people? Here are ten reasons why conservatives are NOT people.

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Unions are Unpatriotic, Jihadists, Liberal, Terrorist, Atheist, Neighbors Who Want to Kill You

From: http://www.jewishlaborcommittee.org/2008/09/on_the_latest_developments_re.html

Republican lies, paranoia, fear mongering and hysteria about unions through the voice of Tex Shelters.

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Illinois To Catholic Charities: Bigots Need Not Apply (For Government Funds)

Why should you be rewarded for being an asshole?

Sometimes, breaking up is the hardest thing to do.

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Bachmann Strikes Again: Promises ‘Cheap Gas’ If Elected

Bachmann Strikes Again: Promises ‘Cheap Gas’ If Elected

Gaffe-producing machine and Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachman has presented herself so far as the indoor Sarah Palin: Miserably unqualified and mentally unstable, but without all the killing of wildlife and nauseatingly obnoxious outdoorsy vignettes. Whether she’s wishing the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll a happy birthday on the day […]

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Rick Santorum Thinks Abortions Just ‘Traumatize’ Rape Victims

Rick Santorum Thinks Abortions Just ‘Traumatize’ Rape Victims

Republican presidential wannabe Rick Santorum, although massively lagging behind in the polls, appears to be competing with Bachmann and Perry in the far-right ‘ludicrous statement du jour’ department on the issue of abortion.

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Rick Perry Introduces First ‘Obama Destroyed the Economy’ Campaign Video

Texas Governor and potential Republican Presidential Nominee; Rick Perry. Image from http://linkrandom.blogspot.com/2011/08/texas-gov-rick-perry-to-officially.html

Rick Perry is now officially a Republican candidate to destroy an already destroyed country. Apparently doing God’s work, Governor Perry kicked off his presidential campaign with a video that shows–hold your breath–President Obama is responsible for the S&P’s downgrade of the U.S. credit rating.

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Straw Poll, Straw Candidate: Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann. Image from http://pics-searcher.appspot.com/?page=michele-bachmann-crazy-eyes

As Michele Bachmann basks in the glow of her big straw poll victory in Iowa, it all starts to play like an episode from the political Twilight Zone, which is a stratosphere that conservatives seem all too happy to dwell in.

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