I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve been having trouble figuring out what many conservatives are saying lately.
Mittens and Ann Romney meet Jesus in his bedroom, and wacky hijinks ensue.
Millions of Republicans are frothing at the mouth about Obama’s second inauguration but that’s not the only thing that has them seeing red.
Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest you tell them one of these facts.
‘Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.’ ~ Jerry Falwell
When you visit Red states, their words don’t mean what you think they mean. That’s why you’ll need this handy Teabonics travel dictionary.
Santa confronts Rep. Paul Ryan to tell him he’s on the ‘naughty’ list.
Rev. Jesse Peterson described Obama as “the most divisive man to ever occupy the White House,” and black people would have been better off supporting Herman Cain.
Did Jesse Watters hope to win the final ‘Dinner With Barack’ contest for the ambush-interview of a lifetime? Did he lose a bet? Or is he really a secret liberal operative?
Jon Stewart’s plan for the brilliant satire of ‘The Daily Show’ was nearly dead on arrival thanks to disagreements with former staffers.
I will regularly make an effort to reform Crazy Uncles into Thoughtful and Informed Republicans, and attempt to bring a bit of balance back to this Crazy Country.
In a personal pitch that left no doubt his biggest fan in politics is himself, Colbert did his usual (hilarious) dog and pony show to convince Haley he’s got the right stuff to replace Jim DeMint.
One of the funniest moments of that exchange was when Governor Chafee told O’Reilly that people on Fox News are just way ‘too angry.’ That was perhaps one of the best lines of the year.
The political and religious fallout from O’Reilly’s boneheaded statement should be like a right wing avalanche bearing down on the weak, but don’t hold your breath.
WE’RE ALL ABOUT TO FLY WILDLY OFF THE EDGE OF A FISCAL CLIFF AND DIE, MAN!
I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Also, never go out drinking with Rachel Maddow, she has a liver of steel.
The right faces myriad problems as they try to figure out the flaw in their platform of tax avoidance and forced pregnancy.
OBAMA WINS 2012 ELECTION!!!!! (VIDEO)
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