Trumping The Newt

Trumping The Newt

I watched Mitt Romney offer a bet of $10,000 that he wasn’t out of touch with the common man, while the Republican crowd cheered the idea of child labor, and I reflected for about the thousandth time that the GOP debates were probably the best thing Obama could have hoped for, for the 2012 campaign.

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10 Ways To Save The Donald Trump Republican Debate

10 Ways To Save The Donald Trump Republican Debate

Donald Trump is getting dissed by the Republican candidates…at least most of them. Only Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum have RSVPd. Even Michele Bachmann turned down his invite. The Donald is hurt.

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They Threw A War On Christmas And I Wasn’t Invited (VIDEO)

They Threw A War On Christmas And I Wasn’t Invited (VIDEO)

As the girl with the Jewish father (even before being Jewish was cool), Protestant(ish) mother and agnostic beliefs, I’m used to getting left out. But you’d think this War on Christmas would be right up my alley, right? Every day, my breath is bated, waiting for my recruitment papers. But alas, nothing.

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‘Godless Heathen’ Responds To Rick Perry Ad (VIDEO)

‘Godless Heathen’ Responds To Rick Perry Ad (VIDEO)

This year’s batch of Republican Presidential candidates seem to be in a race for something other than just the Presidency. They seem to be in a race to offend the entire American population.

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Bill O’Reilly Still Watches Soul Train Where All of the Blacks Hang Out

Bill O’Reilly Still Watches Soul Train Where All of the Blacks Hang Out

O’Reilly then looked at Dr. Hill and questioned how President Obama is going to reach out to these African-Americans, as he asked: ‘Are they going to be on Soul Train?’

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Only a Jive Turkey Would Criticize President Obama’s Thanksgiving Day Address

Only a Jive Turkey Would Criticize President Obama’s Thanksgiving Day Address

Only a jive turkey would criticize President Obama’s Thanksgiving Day speech because he didn’t mention God enough or at all, whichever makes the conservative rooster crow the loudest!

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FunnyOrDie Mocks Megyn Kelly For Her Pepper Spray ‘Is A Food Product’ Comment (VIDEO)

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FunnyOrDie.com created a hilarious video that has been circulating the internet, depicting what a Thanksgiving dinner would look like with a pro-Pepper Spray Megyn Kelly.

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Hide Your Liberal Heart and Fantasize About President Reagan

Hide Your Liberal Heart and Fantasize About President Reagan

After watching many of these Republican debates, one reccurring theme just keeps instituting itself, and that theme is the vast hypocrisy that lies between what conservatives say on one hand versus what they will turn around and do on the other, and no one has made this point any better than Newt Gingrich during CNN’s National Security Debate.

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8 Reasons Why Conservatives Would Be NASCAR Fans

8 Reasons Why Conservatives Would Be NASCAR Fans

Since conservative NASCAR fans seem to think that it’s perfectly fine to disrespect the First Lady as she honors the troops, I’ve decided to put together 8 reasons why conservatives would be NASCAR fans.

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The 7 Types Of Republican Idiots

The 7 Types Of Republican Idiots

A humorous (and unfortunately realistic) look at the different types of Republican idiots, what makes them idiots, and things you should remember while debating them (so you don’t go crazy).

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Right Wing Christians Pray For Republican Jesus™ To Stop The Occupy Movement

Right Wing Christians Pray For Republican Jesus™ To Stop The Occupy Movement

‘Truly, for I say unto thee, blessed be the rich, for their children shall inherit most of the world and take the rest for themselves’ – Republican Bible. Giuliani 9:11

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Herman Cain Should Blame Himself Just Like He Told the 99% to Do

Herman Cain Should Blame Himself Just Like He Told the 99% to Do

What Cain needs to understand is the fact that it is not the questionable behavior of the allegations that will totally and ultimately fry his pizza. It will be the elusive actions of Mr. Cain as he tries to outmaneuver the media in hopes of keeping the sorted facts surrounding his questionable behavior all hush-hush.

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A Decade Of TSA Excellence: Stop Complaining, Legs Apart, Bend Over, Spread ‘Em And Stop Smiling

A Decade Of TSA Excellence: Stop Complaining, Legs Apart, Bend Over, Spread ‘Em And Stop Smiling

As we approach the 10th anniversary of the enactment of the Aviation and Transportation Security Act this month, I reflect on a decade of unparallelled achievements by the TSA.

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A Message From Your Overlords

A Message From Your Overlords

Let’s be clear. We’re running the show around here. We choose what happens. We decide what you believe. There is nothing in your life that we have not shaped and molded to suit our purposes. You know what we want you to know and you do what we want you to do. It’s pretty much just that simple.

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13 Scariest Things Michele Bachmann Would Do If She Were President

13 Scariest Things Michele Bachmann Would Do If She Were President

Today is Halloween, the most frightening and creepy day of the year. So in honor of Halloween, here are the 13 scariest things that Michele Bachmann would do if she became President, which itself is a horrifying nightmare.

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Rick Perry Simply Doesn’t Have the Balls

Tough with a gun, scared of debates

So now Perry has mysteriously developed some political doubts about the relevance of the debates as a whole in regards to the political well-being of the candidate, as he told Fox’s Bill O’Reilly that agreeing to participate in the debates at all was probably a mistake. Again, in a true anti-Texas fashion of manning up, Perry blames the inner-workings of the debate forum instead of putting the blame where it squarely belongs, which is on his rickety debate performances with him as the sole skipper.

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The Showdown Over The Drawdown

The Showdown Over The Drawdown

During a recent interview with Fox News’ Chris Wallace, Senator Lindsey Graham took some time out of his precious schedule to criticize the Obama administration over the proposed 2011 December 31st ending of the Iraq War.

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The Political Gloves Were Off as the Republicans Squared Off

The Political Gloves Were Off as the Republicans Squared Off

After watching what Newt Gingrich described to CNN’s Anderson Cooper as a forum setup to promote a lot of back and forth bickering between a couple of key candidates, my feelings fall right in line with Gingrich, because this entire Republican Western Debate in Las Vegas, Nevada was a tableau of back and forth bickering at its best.

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The Electric Tea Bag Fascist Test

The Electric Tea Bag Fascist Test

Which group of Americans promotes ideological cronyism within the judicial system, conservatives or liberals?

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Jon Stewart Shows Us An Entire Racist Landscape

Jon Stewart Shows Us An Entire Racist Landscape

Rick Perry is arguably in a lot of political trouble over the name of a camp, and with good reason, any use of the ‘n’ word is an unnecessary and offensive relic of an ugly past. Is this sort of racial insensitivity unique to Texas or even the South?

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