Pretty Doggone Good for a Failed Presidency

Pretty Doggone Good for a Failed Presidency

As the world watched the last U.S. combat troops cross over the Iraqi border into Kuwait; one could easily be inclined to contemplate on what, by today’s standards, constitutes a failed presidency, since the Obama administration has been tagged with that label regularly.

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On The Fifth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me: How The Gingrich Stole Christmas, 2011

On The Fifth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me: How The Gingrich Stole Christmas, 2011

It’s time our kids crawl down off Santa’s soft lap and scrub the floor at his feet!

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On The Fourth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me: The Twelve Days Of Conservative Movement Christmas

On The Fourth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me: The Twelve Days Of Conservative Movement Christmas

On the eighth day of Christmas the dummies gave to me
Eight Malkins clucking,
Seven Puppets writing,
Six Newts a laying,
Five Death Panels ,
Four Blackboard Truths,
Three Fox & Friends,
Two Suckers Koch,
And a secular socialist presidency.

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The Republicans: They Are Who We Thought They Were

The Republicans: They Are Who We Thought They Were

After watching this latest Republican Debate on Fox News, one thing becomes clear, and that is the very real split between the insane and the reasonable

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Herman Cain Sings To Barbara Walters, Says He Could Be Secretary Of Defense

Herman Cain Sings To Barbara Walters, Says He Could Be Secretary Of Defense

Former pretend Republican Presidential Candidate, Herman Cain, whose nascent campaign went down in flames following every single woman he came on contact with coming forward with claims of sexual harassment, recently decided that being a semi-literate pizza hawker and sleazy creeper might have not been presidential prerequisites but rather worthy of Defense Secretary.

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Daily Show’s Aasif Mandvi Says Lowe’s Should Be Shut Down For Supporting Terrorism (VIDEO)

Daily Show’s Aasif Mandvi Says Lowe’s Should Be Shut Down For Supporting Terrorism (VIDEO)

Lowe’s Home Improvement Store has received a lot of flack for pulling advertisements on the show called, ‘All-American Muslim,’ which follows the lives of several real American citizens who, while they aren’t praying to Allah, go to school, do laundry, discuss marital problems, go to work, support the economy…you know, the things that you and I do.

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5 Ridiculous ‘War On Christmas’ Myths

5 Ridiculous ‘War On Christmas’ Myths

Christmas is a time where Fox News and right-wing christofascists take time out of their hating the middle class, poor, and gays schedules and feign outrage over a supposed sinister ‘War on Christmas’ being waged by godless liberals. It’s a joyous occasion!

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My Dream Christmas Letter From Obama to the Republican National Committee

My Dream Christmas Letter From Obama to the Republican National Committee

I loved hearing all those audience members cheer Governor Perry’s executions of U.S. citizens, some possibly innocent, in Texas. It makes our drone attacks seem downright humane. And Ron Paul’s comments about people on their death bed and Tea Party support for death panels bolsters national support for the health care plan we passed in 2009. I appreciate it Representative Paul.

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Trumping The Newt

Trumping The Newt

I watched Mitt Romney offer a bet of $10,000 that he wasn’t out of touch with the common man, while the Republican crowd cheered the idea of child labor, and I reflected for about the thousandth time that the GOP debates were probably the best thing Obama could have hoped for, for the 2012 campaign.

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10 Ways To Save The Donald Trump Republican Debate

10 Ways To Save The Donald Trump Republican Debate

Donald Trump is getting dissed by the Republican candidates…at least most of them. Only Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum have RSVPd. Even Michele Bachmann turned down his invite. The Donald is hurt.

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They Threw A War On Christmas And I Wasn’t Invited (VIDEO)

They Threw A War On Christmas And I Wasn’t Invited (VIDEO)

As the girl with the Jewish father (even before being Jewish was cool), Protestant(ish) mother and agnostic beliefs, I’m used to getting left out. But you’d think this War on Christmas would be right up my alley, right? Every day, my breath is bated, waiting for my recruitment papers. But alas, nothing.

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‘Godless Heathen’ Responds To Rick Perry Ad (VIDEO)

‘Godless Heathen’ Responds To Rick Perry Ad (VIDEO)

This year’s batch of Republican Presidential candidates seem to be in a race for something other than just the Presidency. They seem to be in a race to offend the entire American population.

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Bill O’Reilly Still Watches Soul Train Where All of the Blacks Hang Out

Bill O’Reilly Still Watches Soul Train Where All of the Blacks Hang Out

O’Reilly then looked at Dr. Hill and questioned how President Obama is going to reach out to these African-Americans, as he asked: ‘Are they going to be on Soul Train?’

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Only a Jive Turkey Would Criticize President Obama’s Thanksgiving Day Address

Only a Jive Turkey Would Criticize President Obama’s Thanksgiving Day Address

Only a jive turkey would criticize President Obama’s Thanksgiving Day speech because he didn’t mention God enough or at all, whichever makes the conservative rooster crow the loudest!

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FunnyOrDie Mocks Megyn Kelly For Her Pepper Spray ‘Is A Food Product’ Comment (VIDEO)

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FunnyOrDie.com created a hilarious video that has been circulating the internet, depicting what a Thanksgiving dinner would look like with a pro-Pepper Spray Megyn Kelly.

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Hide Your Liberal Heart and Fantasize About President Reagan

Hide Your Liberal Heart and Fantasize About President Reagan

After watching many of these Republican debates, one reccurring theme just keeps instituting itself, and that theme is the vast hypocrisy that lies between what conservatives say on one hand versus what they will turn around and do on the other, and no one has made this point any better than Newt Gingrich during CNN’s National Security Debate.

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8 Reasons Why Conservatives Would Be NASCAR Fans

8 Reasons Why Conservatives Would Be NASCAR Fans

Since conservative NASCAR fans seem to think that it’s perfectly fine to disrespect the First Lady as she honors the troops, I’ve decided to put together 8 reasons why conservatives would be NASCAR fans.

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The 7 Types Of Republican Idiots

The 7 Types Of Republican Idiots

A humorous (and unfortunately realistic) look at the different types of Republican idiots, what makes them idiots, and things you should remember while debating them (so you don’t go crazy).

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Right Wing Christians Pray For Republican Jesus™ To Stop The Occupy Movement

Right Wing Christians Pray For Republican Jesus™ To Stop The Occupy Movement

‘Truly, for I say unto thee, blessed be the rich, for their children shall inherit most of the world and take the rest for themselves’ – Republican Bible. Giuliani 9:11

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Herman Cain Should Blame Himself Just Like He Told the 99% to Do

Herman Cain Should Blame Himself Just Like He Told the 99% to Do

What Cain needs to understand is the fact that it is not the questionable behavior of the allegations that will totally and ultimately fry his pizza. It will be the elusive actions of Mr. Cain as he tries to outmaneuver the media in hopes of keeping the sorted facts surrounding his questionable behavior all hush-hush.

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