Republican for Dummies: A Translation Guide to Right-Wing Talking Points

Republican for Dummies: A Translation Guide to Right-Wing Talking Points

Republicans rarely mean what they say. Here’s a translation guide in case you don’t speak Republican.

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Mitt Happens: Romney Reminds Iowans that ‘Corporations Are People’

Mitt Happens: Romney Reminds Iowans that ‘Corporations Are People’

If there’s a Republican presidential candidate with the decency and heart to stick up for the hundreds of voiceless, dispossessed corporations, who work so hard to make America (China) great that they forget to pay their taxes, it’s Macy’s store mannequin Mitt Romney.

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BREAKING NEWS: God Speaks Out Against The Right-Wing

BREAKING NEWS: God Speaks Out Against The Right-Wing

Conservatives have used God and religion to advance their political power for decades, and God is finally speaking out.

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Michelle Bachmann And Her Secret Love Of Government

Republican Congresswoman Michele Bachmann

Michelle Bachmann is the Tea Party Queen. She is well-known for her rants about government spending, calling the 700-billion dollar plus stimulus plan and the auto-bailout an ‘orgy’ of spending, but is she secretly a hypocrite?

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America Really, Really Hates The Republican Congress

America Really, Really Hates The Republican Congress

According to a new survey, a majority of Americans view Republican unfavorably over Democrats, and most Americans don’t believe their own member of congress deserves re-election. The survey also found that 51% of Americans have a negative view of the tea party.

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Tex Shelters’ Speech at the Conservative Republicans Engaged in Excessive Politics, C.R.E.E.P

From http://peoplesworld.org/the-rich-are-dying-to-avoid-paying-taxes/

Tex Shelters writes a fake speech discussing how the wealthy deceive and use the Tea Party base for a fictional meeting in Rancho Mirage. And how conservatives regret missing the meeting and the speech.

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God Has A New Texas Boy As Rick Perry Appears Closer To Run

God Has A New Texas Boy As Rick Perry Appears Closer To Run

Rick Perry, is inching closer to officially destroying an already destroyed country. Sadly, you may recall a certain other frat boy moron and Texas governor getting the word from God to run for President.

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Oy Veh! Sarah Palin Weighs In On Biden’s ‘terrorist’ Comment

Oy Veh! Sarah Palin Weighs In On Biden’s ‘terrorist’ Comment

Vice-President and hilarious blunderbuss Joe Biden nearly shut down the right-wing noise machine when he referred to stubbornly disobedient man-children in the Republican Congress as ‘terrorists’. Sarah Palin weighed in, and once again looks stupid.

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Democratically, I’m Disgruntled, Disgusted And Depressed

Image from http://www.ivyleagueinsecurities.com/2009/04/this-makes-me-sad/

Before I discuss the debt ceiling deal and the political ramifications that it appears to have on the general perception of President Obama and the entire Democratic Party, I would like to share some insight.

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Hypocrisy Alert: Michele Bachmann is a Welfare Queen

Hypocrisy Alert: Michele Bachmann is a Welfare Queen

Occasional human being, and Republican presidential candidate, Michele Bachmann perpetually touts the sorely misguided notion that all federal monies are allotted to freeloading bums who lack the Protestant work ethic–and light pigmentation–that comes with it.

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Why saying ‘I’m in the Tea Party’ is the same as saying ‘I eat glue and like it’

Why saying ‘I’m in the Tea Party’ is the same as saying ‘I eat glue and like it’

Does anyone else have that same moment of “what did you just say?” when a member of the “Tea Party” opens their mouth? Does anyone think they even understand what they are saying when they open their mouth? Does anyone else agree that they seem to have a Rupert Murdoch/Koch […]

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Rick Perry’s 10th Amendment Flip-Flop

Rick Perry’s 10th Amendment Flip-Flop

Rick Perry went on the record saying he supports New York’s right, as a state, to legalize same-sex marriage. Then he backtracked on this issue.

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Tea Party Turns On Boehner, To Bring Down Government

Tea Party Turns On Boehner, To Bring Down Government

The Tea Party is turning on House Speaker John Boehner like a rabid dog turning on a good Samaritan.

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A Prayer For The Success Of The Tea Party.

Buddy Christ says: GOP = SOL

Please let the Tea Party win the battle for the soul of the GOP. I promise to eat my vegetables at dinner and brush my teeth every night, just let the crazy people take over the GOP!

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Republican Hostage Taking – or ‘I Thought We Don’t Negotiate With Terrorists’

Image from http://www.historyguy.com/iran-us_hostage_crisis.html

No compromise! Absolutely no raising of taxes! Slash Social Security and Medicare! Meet our demands and give us $1 trillion or we will blow up the economy! When did the Republican Party turn into Dr. Evil from Austin Powers?

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Every Day, I’m More Gay

from: http://guestofaguest.com/award-shows/the-winners-the-performances-and-the-best-worst-fashion-at-the-2011-tonys

A mocking review of the hypocrisy and homophobic ignorance of the political right and religious fundamentalists in the United States and beyond.

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Americans think Mitt Romney is a Muslim

Americans think Mitt Romney is a Muslim

Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney isn’t shy about changing his positions and former decision-making according to the current (and I mean minutes-by-minutes) political climate. But if there’s one area in which Mitt Romney cannot shift into different forms of political department store mannequins, it’s his faith

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The Republican Plan To Kick the Obama Can Down the Road and Out of the White House

The Republican Plan To Kick the Obama Can Down the Road and Out of the White House

It seems like Republicans are so hell-bent on making sure that Obama doesn’t get re-elected that they’re using a potential economic catastrophe to try to make the President look bad. They want President Obama to fail, and they don’t care about the cost.

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Muslim Lawmaker calls out Hermain Cain on bigotry

Muslim Lawmaker calls out Hermain Cain on bigotry

The 2012 Republican Presidential race to oust the secret Kenyan Muslim (or is it Muslin?) Socialist has produced some jaw-dropping, phenomenally insane comments from a crop of candidates more analogous to a deranged police line-up in an episode of Law & Order than a presidential campaign.

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GOP 2012 — What a fun circus! Grab your popcorn!

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A humorous list of 2012 GOP Presidential – uh ‘hopefuls’ I guess is the best word for them

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