
The scariest Hallowe’en story ever.

Between self-deportation and self-imprisonment, society could enter a golden era of self-correction, freed from the cat-and-mouse paradigm of crime and punishment.

Inspired by Joe Biden’s epic debate smackdown of VP challenger Paul Ryan and by a popular satirical meme originated by The Onion, FARKers wish to give Uncle Joe a sweet ride.

Should we expect more out of our elected representatives than the ability to walk and chew gum at the same time? It’s a radical idea, I know.

A new Googlebomb has appeared in Google images, making a joke at the Presidential candidate’s expense.

In response to Mitt Romney wanting to fire Big Bird, Mini-Mitt and Puny-Paul make their debut.

Big Bird’s sunny liberal philosophy does not mesh with Romney’s policies or worldview. Alas, he is a bird, and cannot vote.

Coming soon, to a theater near you: A man with a plan, another man with another plan, and a third man who can’t get the first two men to shut the hell up.

Just as we were starting to miss hearing “Gangnam Style,” July’s hit single by South Korean recording artist PSY, College Humor comes out with their hilarious new parody, Romney Style.

Female anatomy expert, Rep. Todd ‘legitimate rape’ Akin, is making it harder and harder for Karl Rove to keep him alive, as he recently found himself making more breathtakingly stupid comments.

Our youngest contributor explains why he is progressive and then dissects several parts of the GOP platform; don’t miss it!

The Fars News Agency took an Onion article and claimed it not only as fact but as their own.

President Obama accidentally announces wanting ‘to see us export more jobs,’ corrects self, and jokes about ‘channeling’ Mitt Romney.

When Patrick Stewart comes to town looking to take your job, be worried. Be very worried!

OOOPS! Mitt Romney Does It Again….Our take on Mitt Romney’s recent 47% comments . Damn those secretly filmed leaked videos….

It suddenly occurred to me that, for some people, politics are as interesting to them as sports are to me…and I could not be less interested in sports.

Dr. Jill Biden unintentionally amuses supporters with a lovingly detailed description of Joe Biden’s pride and joy.