Republican Jesus™ wants YOU to be happy and rich! As long as you obey His NEW Commandments! And you’re White. And a man. And heterosexual. Did He mention you had to be White?
If you enjoyed the first list, you’ll enjoy the sequel even more. There are many things you can say to irritate a Republican. Hit just the right button and you can sit back and enjoy the impending fireworks. So, without further introduction, here are 100 MORE things you can say to irritate a Republican.
With the issue of gay marriage in the headlines again, we look back and see how Romney’s mind as president might work when it comes to making tough decisions.
When Maddow justifiably attempted to illustrate the obvious disparities in pay between the genders, GOP strategist Alex Castellanos called her out as though she was Kim Kardashian and not Oxford educated Rachel Maddow.
You’ve heard of the ludicrous law – In Arizona, women are pregnant before they even get pregnant. If you’re like thousands of others, you’ve seen the video – New York Actress/Singer/Songwriter, Taylor Ferrera is ‘moving to Arizona,’ so she can be pregnant too, even though she hasn’t actually conceived a baby.
The Ann Coulter in training and CNN Contributor, Dana Loesch riled against MSNBC’s Martin Bashir after the relatively liberal-leaning MSNBC had the unmitigated gall to call out the sanctimonious nature of Mitt Romney contradicting his so-called beloved Mormon faith with his endless barrage of lies and attacks on President Obama.
The War on Mommies (sounds like an epic CGI film about Mother’s Day) all began after Democratic Strategist Hillary Rosen said Anne Romney ‘never actually worked a day in her life.’
On Wednesday night, the April 11th edition of The Daily Show ran a segment all about the Oklahoma Personhood Act
For months we’ve observed Republicans in Washington griping about the debt, and while it may be fair to say that our national debt does need to be addressed, I don’t think people like Paul Ryan are actually giving their best effort here
According to Fox News and their viewers, one of the new T-Shirts put out by the Obama Campaign is highly ‘vulgar’ and ‘naughty.’
Why do conservatives want to make things worse? And the answer is: Star Trek. No, seriously!
If you’re in the market for a man this Valentine’s Day, you may be having trouble finding them because they’re all on Fox News or one of its radio equivalents complaining that they are the victims in the fight for contraceptive rights.
Jack in the Box commercials are irreverent, silly, edgy, sometimes creepy and often stupidly clever, but are they making political statements?
But, as long as we’re changing names to be more ‘American’ sounding, I’ll put forth a few suggestions of other names that should be changed.
Naturally when you combine a celebrated satirical publication with a witless Republican lawmaker, you get a figurative sign that reads ‘I don’t get it’ flashing lambently above the Republican lawmaker’s head.
Greed, deceit, hypocrisy, faux faith and bigotry. Yup, Newt Gingrich is the distillation of all that the GOP stands for.
