Rick Santorum apparently does not know what an acronym is.
Political Humor
The 2012 South Carolina Primary Drinking Game
by Gil Wildridge •
The rules are pretty simple (for best results, Make sure you have s—-y rum on hand that tastes like nail polish and slides down the throat like wood stain)
Corporate Tool Chuck Todd Goes After Stephen Colbert For Exposing Corporate Tool Electoral System (VIDEO)
by Wendy Gittleson •
NBC’s Chuck Todd, best know as ‘not Tim Russert,’ criticized Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert for their publicized attempts to expose the inequities of post-Citizens United campaign laws.
Why I Envy Mitt Romney And The 1% (HUMOR)
by Tex Shelters •
Is it envy to want to play by the same rules as the 1%? According to Mitt Romeny, it is.
Why I Support the Rosemont Copper Open-Pit Mine (HUMOR)
by Tex Shelters •
I am in favor of the Rosemont Copper open-pit mine because despite the incomplete environmental impact draft study by the U.S. Forest Service, I am sure that we can trust corporations to do what is best for the people in the region.
The Plague Of Gay Marriage In Iowa
by Jeff •
Well, gay marriage has been legal here in Iowa for going on three years now, and just as FOX News predicted, traditional marriage has all but ceased to exist in the Hawkeye state.
Enough Already With The Crying, Newt
by Bryian Revoner •
There are no friends in capitalism—just lions, hyenas and sharks and the bloody, red meat prize is the GOP nomination and possibly the White House.
The Biggest Gaffes of 2011
by Michael Hayne •
With the inane clown posse Republican Iowa Caucus and State-wide primaries right around the corner, we can unequivocally expect a tsunami of phenomenally, breathtakingly moronic things to said (especially if Bachmann makes it through Iowa). But in the mean time, it’s important to look back and reflect on some of the phenomenally, breathtakingly moronic things that were already said.
Bill Maher Makes Tebow Joke, Fox News Explodes
by Michael Hayne •
Apparently god can’t be bothered with plight, famine, poverty, and environmental calamities because he must ensure that Offensive Tackles pave the way for Tim Tebow to get into the end zone. If there is a god, he’s now an atheist.
Gingrich Compares Not Getting On Virginia Ballot To Pearl Harbor
by Michael Hayne •
Since apparently running for president on Television and hawking books is more important to the serial adulterer than getting the 10,000 signatures that the state of Virginia requires in order to qualify, Newt Gingrich engaged in personal victimhood that would make Sarah Palin blush by likening Virginia’s move to the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.
Newt Gingrich Won’t Vote For Ron Paul, Criticizes His Newsletters And Says He’s ‘Outside Every Decent American’
by Michael Hayne •
Tifanny’s debtor and serial adulterer, Newt Gingrich, dismissed the old Reagan-era political axiom that Republicans should not attack other Republicans when he blasted fellow candidate Ron Paul over his controversial newsletters.
The Muslim Test: How To Expose The Hypocrisy Of The Religious Right
by Justin "Filthy Liberal Scum" Rosario •
Oh No, It’s Those Darn ‘Gotcha’ Questions Again
by Bryian Revoner •
It’s a defense mechanism known as the ‘gotcha’ question, and candidates like Newt Gingrich, Herman Cain, Sarah Palin, Ron Paul have really taken this responsibility ducking mechanism to another level.
Standing Under the Happy Holidays Umbrella Is Not an Indictment of Faith
by Bryian Revoner •
There is nothing wrong with the notion of ‘Happy Holidays’ as a proper holiday greeting.
How The Republicans Stole Christmas, Again
by Stephen D. Foster Jr. •
Across America, it’s the Christmas season, and the Republican Party has lost all reason.
Donald Trump: I’m Good Enough, Smart Enough And Doggonit, Black People Like Me! (VIDEO)
by Wendy Gittleson •
I’ll let you in on a secret…I love Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a cartoon villain. Like any cartoon villain, Trump is full of bluster and bravado, but underneath is a very insecure man. My guess is that 20 some odd years ago, he stumbled across a Saturday Night Live character called, Stuart Smalley.
2012 Will Be The Year Of Republican Hypocrisy
by Chad Henderson •
The Republican Party have two options to go up against President Obama: Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney. When the Republican voters go out to the polls at the beginning of the year the majority of them will vote for a person who has a background that these voters blasted years ago.
A Gentile’s Guide To Chanukah (VIDEO)
by Mitchell S. Gilbert •
The ‘Festival of Lights,’ Chanukah, begins tomorrow evening, December 20th at sundown. No doubt, many non-Jews are unfamiliar with the holiday, its origins and traditions. In the spirit of the numerous books out these days that explain seemingly complicated things in a simple fashion, we offer this tongue in cheek, ‘A Gentile’s Guide to Chanukah.’
‘Hitch-slap:’ An Ode To The Late Hitchens’ Greatest Smackdown Moments (VIDEO)
by Michael Hayne •
Christopher Hitchens, the celebrated journalist, public intellectual, outspoken atheist, and Johnny Walker Black aficionado– a man of varying political complexities but who relentlessly, brutally derided anyone who sought to manipulated or flouted logic and reason–sadly passed away this past Thursday at 62 after suffering from esophageal cancer.
Pretty Doggone Good for a Failed Presidency
by Bryian Revoner •
As the world watched the last U.S. combat troops cross over the Iraqi border into Kuwait; one could easily be inclined to contemplate on what, by today’s standards, constitutes a failed presidency, since the Obama administration has been tagged with that label regularly.