As the world watched the last U.S. combat troops cross over the Iraqi border into Kuwait; one could easily be inclined to contemplate on what, by today’s standards, constitutes a failed presidency, since the Obama administration has been tagged with that label regularly.

Written by:

Bryian Revoner on December 18, 2011.

It’s time our kids crawl down off Santa’s soft lap and scrub the floor at his feet!

Written by:

Wendy Gittleson on December 18, 2011.

On the eighth day of Christmas the dummies gave to me
Eight Malkins clucking,
Seven Puppets writing,
Six Newts a laying,
Five Death Panels ,
Four Blackboard Truths,
Three Fox & Friends,
Two Suckers Koch,
And a secular socialist presidency.

Written by:

Wendy Gittleson on December 17, 2011.

After watching this latest Republican Debate on Fox News, one thing becomes clear, and that is the very real split between the insane and the reasonable

Written by:

Bryian Revoner on December 16, 2011.

Former pretend Republican Presidential Candidate, Herman Cain, whose nascent campaign went down in flames following every single woman he came on contact with coming forward with claims of sexual harassment, recently decided that being a semi-literate pizza hawker and sleazy creeper might have not been presidential prerequisites but rather worthy of Defense Secretary.

Written by:

Michael Hayne on December 15, 2011.

Lowe’s Home Improvement Store has received a lot of flack for pulling advertisements on the show called, ‘All-American Muslim,’ which follows the lives of several real American citizens who, while they aren’t praying to Allah, go to school, do laundry, discuss marital problems, go to work, support the economy…you know, the things that you and I do.

Written by:

Wendy Gittleson on December 14, 2011.

Christmas is a time where Fox News and right-wing christofascists take time out of their hating the middle class, poor, and gays schedules and feign outrage over a supposed sinister ‘War on Christmas’ being waged by godless liberals. It’s a joyous occasion!

Written by:

Michael Hayne on December 13, 2011.

I loved hearing all those audience members cheer Governor Perry’s executions of U.S. citizens, some possibly innocent, in Texas. It makes our drone attacks seem downright humane. And Ron Paul’s comments about people on their death bed and Tea Party support for death panels bolsters national support for the health care plan we passed in 2009. I appreciate it Representative Paul.

Written by:

Tex Shelters on December 13, 2011.

I watched Mitt Romney offer a bet of $10,000 that he wasn’t out of touch with the common man, while the Republican crowd cheered the idea of child labor, and I reflected for about the thousandth time that the GOP debates were probably the best thing Obama could have hoped for, for the 2012 campaign.

Written by:

Bryan Zepp Jamieson on December 12, 2011.

Donald Trump is getting dissed by the Republican candidates…at least most of them. Only Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum have RSVPd. Even Michele Bachmann turned down his invite. The Donald is hurt.

Written by:

Wendy Gittleson on December 10, 2011.

I suppose if you charge $60,000 per speech, collect $1.8 million from Fannie and Freddie, and have a Bling account of $500K at Tiffany’s, that you might just be a little out of touch with the needs of the poor.

Written by:

David E. Phillips on December 9, 2011.

As the girl with the Jewish father (even before being Jewish was cool), Protestant(ish) mother and agnostic beliefs, I’m used to getting left out. But you’d think this War on Christmas would be right up my alley, right? Every day, my breath is bated, waiting for my recruitment papers. But alas, nothing.

Written by:

Wendy Gittleson on December 9, 2011.

This year’s batch of Republican Presidential candidates seem to be in a race for something other than just the Presidency. They seem to be in a race to offend the entire American population.

Written by:

Wendy Gittleson on December 8, 2011.

O’Reilly then looked at Dr. Hill and questioned how President Obama is going to reach out to these African-Americans, as he asked: ‘Are they going to be on Soul Train?’

Written by:

Bryian Revoner on December 7, 2011.

Michele Bachmann told supporters in Iowa on Wednesday of her lofty plans for American diplomacy, claiming that a Bachmann presidency would mean no U.S. embassy in Iran.

Written by:

The Pardu on November 30, 2011.

Only a jive turkey would criticize President Obama’s Thanksgiving Day speech because he didn’t mention God enough or at all, whichever makes the conservative rooster crow the loudest!

Written by:

Bryian Revoner on November 27, 2011.

FunnyOrDie.com created a hilarious video that has been circulating the internet, depicting what a Thanksgiving dinner would look like with a pro-Pepper Spray Megyn Kelly.

Written by:

Matthew Desmond on November 26, 2011.

Tin Head Hats are not for the well-informed. The hats come in all sizes and are not restricted to the people who earn less or ‘have’ less. Another sad fact about the Tin Head Hat, you must recharge it each day by watching Fox News or it fades as an effective brainwashing tool.

Written by:

The Pardu on November 25, 2011.

After watching many of these Republican debates, one reccurring theme just keeps instituting itself, and that theme is the vast hypocrisy that lies between what conservatives say on one hand versus what they will turn around and do on the other, and no one has made this point any better than Newt Gingrich during CNN’s National Security Debate.

Written by:

Bryian Revoner on November 25, 2011.

Since conservative NASCAR fans seem to think that it’s perfectly fine to disrespect the First Lady as she honors the troops, I’ve decided to put together 8 reasons why conservatives would be NASCAR fans.

Written by:

Stephen D. Foster Jr. on November 23, 2011.