Political Humor

Herman Cain’s Nein! Nein! Nein! Plan

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It was becoming so easy to ignore Herman Cain. I mean really, who was all that interested in the former head of a really crappy pizza joint who was polling in the single digits in the Republican Primary? Then, Mr. Goofy Pants goes off and wins the Florida Straw Poll and I must pull my hand away from my face palm and pay closer attention to what this nut is saying.

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Drill Brother Drill: Sarah Palin’s Chocolate Rice

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Sarah Palin always seems to find a way to shock the public, but this time it might come back to bite her squarely in her Alaskan backside. According to reports, conservative Sarah had a one-night stand with former NBA player Glen Rice when he was a college player for the Michigan Wolverines, and she was a sports reporter.

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Tex Shelters Salutes The Reagan Library

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The exhibits that should be added to the Reagan Library to give the world a true picture of the former president.
Recently, the Republican party held a presidential debate at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, Ca. While the library is a wonderful living tribute to the Patriarch of our party, and many of the exhibits are worthy of this great man, it lacks what us modern conservatives loved most about him.

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Republicans Block Disaster Relief to Their Own States

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America has experienced an alarming amount of disasters this past year, including a possible Perry or Bachmann presidency. We have seen 10 different natural disasters with economic losses totaling $1 billion or more – the most ever in a year, Reuters reported on Thursday. Leading Republican Senators forcefully blocked Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid’s proposed Disaster Relief bill, which included $7 billion, some of which was intended to go to the very states the Senators represent.

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Bachmann Claims Perry’s HPV Vaccine Makes Girls ‘Retarded’

Governor Rick Perry (R-TX) and Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R-MN)

With all the media attention being given to Rick Perry and Mitt Romney, occasional human being and republican presidential candidate, Michele Bachmann, has found her relevance in today’s tweet-of-the-moment media environment fading ever-so slightly. So, if Mrs. Bachmann wished to remain a viable candidate in the GOP’s presidential insane (or is it inane?) clown posse, she had to match the craziness of frontrunner Rick Perry with her own special brand of hysterics.

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A Conversation with a Teabagger or Birther

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If the Obama presidency has taught us anything, it’s that his most vocal critics aren’t the most agreeable people. They sometimes don’t know what they believe in–or even why, but boy do they vigorously express that which they think Fox News wants them to believe in.

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Get Out of My Bedroom

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In an era filled with the shadows of debt and economic uncertainty, the issue of marriage continues to be a theological lightening rod within the realm of politics. But after a closer, more progressive examination, the matrimonial lightening rod feels just like the oppressive wet blanket that it has always been in regards to individual freedom.

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