Was it difficult to squeeze down the anger and hate of the right in haiku form? Not really. Bigotry is the provenience of a small mind, after all.

Obama won, it’s the Democalypse, and it’s all your fault for not sharing her rants with all your friends – Sarah Palin should have run for President.

Conservatives played on racial stereotypes in a successful attempt to hamstring Obama’s passion and confidence on debate night.

Republicans hungry for an Obama scandal have jumped on this non-news with the gusto that a married man devours porn.