We have a new pope. And unlike the last pope, who was very stodgy and puritanical, this one will proudly lead us all the way into the 15th century.
Tebow’s sickeningly mawkish and ‘awe shucks,’ Leave it To Beaver persona, combined with his complete and utter lack of ability to throw a football, are indeed reasons to dislike him.
Damn those dastardly gays for upsetting good god-fearing and sanctimonious Christians with their freaking disgusting choice!
For those considering Christianity, Fisher’s words should be taught by clergy as the worst example of opportunism ever.
As they say, the first causality of war is the truth, and the truth is that the Christian Taliban are the only ones fighting this so-called War on Christmas.
As we prepare to thank all the birds who bravely accommodated themselves to the fattening of our equator-like American waistbands, it’s important to acknowledge the bigger picture.
Funnyman and longtime host of Comedy Central’s only watchable show next to the Colbert Report, Jon Stewart, appears to be this week’s recipient of the Catholic League’s never-ending assembly line of feigned outrage and hateful ignorance.
These days it’s extraordinarily difficult for conservative Republicans to suppress their inner self-loathing gay personas.
A day after Mitt “Moneybags” Romney stated his lack of concern for the economically disadvantaged (an old school Republican touchstone), President Obama shot back by finally using the right-wing’s bullets against them.
Christmas is a time where Fox News and right-wing christofascists take time out of their hating the middle class, poor, and gays schedules and feign outrage over a supposed sinister ‘War on Christmas’ being waged by godless liberals. It’s a joyous occasion!
Let’s face it – Governor Rick Perry (R-Texas) is one drunken gaffe away from riding the ‘Cain Train’ to the political sidelines, where he will be expected to reluctantly offer his official endorsement to one of the lesser evils to be spewed from the proverbial elephant’s ass.
‘Truly, for I say unto thee, blessed be the rich, for their children shall inherit most of the world and take the rest for themselves’ – Republican Bible. Giuliani 9:11
