
House Republicans play chicken as the deadline for avoiding automatic tax hikes and budget cuts fast approaches!

House Republicans play chicken as the deadline for avoiding automatic tax hikes and budget cuts fast approaches!

‘When something like this happens … it’s a police thing. We’ll always try to help out neighboring towns. Any time there’s a tragedy, we’ll try our best to lend a helping hand.’

Christmas is actually healthy for the average person. Perhaps not in the traditional ways one thinks of health, but…

The war on Christmas is real. The stress has caused Jolly Ole’ St. Nick to become a corrupt, desperate, drunken shell of his former self.

As Fox watching Christians lament the War on Christmas, it should be noted that Christmas as we know it wouldn’t be recognized by Christ or even by his disciples.

Some traditions have circumvented all conventional wisdom and good taste to become iconic symbols of Christmas gone wrong.

We’ll make it the best we possibly can and then after we put away the ornaments and take down the tree, we’ll corral the empathy and compassion we’re feeling and act.

None of us has ever been given a gift like these. In no particular order, let’s examine some of the very best Christmas gifts ever.

Let’s begin with the most obvious and the most commonly accepted myth: Jesus was NOT born on December 25th.

Canadian feels so strongly about ‘the damaging effect of Santa’s smoking’ she mortgaged her house to publish this ‘modern’ version of ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas.’

Other findings show 47% believe in ‘war on Christmas,’ 61% would NOT press charges if Santa’s reindeer run over grandma, and 3% ‘not sure’ whether or not Santa exists.

Letters to Old St. Nick start rolling in and, for the last 100 years, those letters have been getting read and into the hands of people who desire to help.

Embrace all the origins and stories and archaic reasons we do what we do. Celebrate in your own way and enjoy the season!

Godless heathens, homosexuals and pro-choice people are responsible for the War on Christmas according to O’Reilly.

The official tree will go on display in the Blue Room in the White House for the duration of the holiday season. Michelle, Malia, Sasha and dog Bo are shown receiving it.

Apparently god can’t be bothered with plight, famine, poverty, and environmental calamities because he must ensure that Offensive Tackles pave the way for Tim Tebow to get into the end zone. If there is a god, he’s now an atheist.

This might be a surprise to Fox News watchers, but Christmas went off this year without a hitch. My own left coast neighborhood was filled with festive lights and greetings of ‘Merry Christmas’ as we walked our dogs on December 25th.

It seems many of us have forgotten the Occupy Movement. While we gear up for Christmas and New Year’s celebrations, hundreds of thousands of Americans are still in the streets, protesting Wall Street and fighting for social justice. To that end, OccupyMarines have renewed their vow to defend the protesters from the brutality of police forces across the country.

Across America, it’s the Christmas season, and the Republican Party has lost all reason.