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Romney’s Blind Trust in Collective Amnesia (VIDEO)

Romney’s Blind Trust in Collective Amnesia (VIDEO)

Willard Mitt Romney has all the right ingredients to be a President; good hair, nice smile, proper education, a fine family and lots and lots of money. Unfortunately, in addition to this impressive package he also has a slight problem with the truth and an excessive trust in the absentmindedness of the average American.

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Gingrich Forgets He’s A Serial Adulterer, Compares Gay Marriage To ‘Paganism’

Gingrich Forgets He’s A Serial Adulterer, Compares Gay Marriage To ‘Paganism’

Despite having more marriages under his belt than J-Lo, Newt continues to viciously attack same-sex marriage.

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Florida Republican Congressional Candidate Equates Obama’s First Term To ‘Slave Ship’ (VIDEO)

Florida Republican Congressional Candidate Equates Obama’s First Term To ‘Slave Ship’ (VIDEO)

Mark Oxner, a Republican running for Congress against liberal firebrand Alan Grayson, who has decided to make thinking people happy by running again, in Florida’s new 27th district, recently released this utterly insane ad. The ad, oddly enough, depicts President Obama as a pirate who enslaves children to row his ship to its demise over a waterfall.

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‘Banks Aren’t Bad People’ Says Mitt Romney (VIDEO)

‘Banks Aren’t Bad People’ Says Mitt Romney (VIDEO)

Mitt wants YOU to feel bad for the banks. Try not to laugh so hard, you’ll throw out your back!

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Herman Cain Says The Darndest Things In Tea Party SOTU Response (VIDEO)

Herman Cain Says The Darndest Things In Tea Party SOTU Response (VIDEO)

In the event that the official Republican response to President (well, campaign Obama) Obama’s State of the Union Address wasn’t quite bizarre and hateful enough for you, you’ll have the opportunity to blow chunks twice as there will be a Tea Party response as well.

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Do Viacom and YouTube Hate Free Speech? Michael Hayne’s Interview With Director of Dick Cheney War Crimes Film

Do Viacom and YouTube Hate Free Speech? Michael Hayne’s Interview With Director of Dick Cheney War Crimes Film

I had the pleasure of chatting with the writer and director of The Last War Crime, The Pen, and he had some very startling things to say about his fight with Viacom and Youtube over the promotion of this film.

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As Newt Gingrich Takes The Lead In South Carolina Polls, Mitt Romney Supporters Bus In To Energize Campaign

As Newt Gingrich Takes The Lead In South Carolina Polls, Mitt Romney Supporters Bus In To Energize Campaign

Mitt Romney is getting nervous. After seemingly securing a landslide victory In South Carolina, Romney has had an awful week that has caused his numbers to plummet. So much so, that his main rival, Newt Gingrich, has taken the lead in multiple polls.

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Springer Takes On Fox News, Says Network ‘Bashes Obama Every Single Day’ (VIDEO)

Springer Takes On Fox News, Says Network ‘Bashes Obama Every Single Day’ (VIDEO)

Carlson apparently moderated a panel on Newsweek’s controversial cover story, ‘Why Are Obama’s Critics So Dumb?’ Springer, a former mayor of Cincinnati and longtime Democrat, naturally praised the article and defended Obama’s accomplishments.

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The 2012 South Carolina Primary Drinking Game

The 2012 South Carolina Primary Drinking Game

The rules are pretty simple (for best results, Make sure you have s—-y rum on hand that tastes like nail polish and slides down the throat like wood stain)

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Gingrich Continues Southern Strategy, Doesn’t Understand Why Calling Food Stamps An African-American Issue Is Wrong

Gingrich Continues Southern Strategy, Doesn’t Understand Why Calling Food Stamps An African-American Issue Is Wrong

Apparently being on food stamps is part of the black experience, so put down your basketballs and turntables and listen to the crusty,old white guy. Oh, and guess what? Newt isn’t sorry and he feels his comments were taken out of context.

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Dear Rick Perry:

Dear Rick Perry:

In the next few months you will be offered opportunities to write a book, maybe. If that happens, can you make sure you tell us how your ending ‘Obama’s war on religion’ plays out?

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Rick Perry Goes Back To Texas, Rejects Romney And Sends Newt His Love Instead

Rick Perry Goes Back To Texas, Rejects Romney And Sends Newt His Love Instead

Poor Mitt, why doesn’t anyone like him? Oh right, because he’s a zillioniare jerk living in an Ivory Tower lacking in anything resembling ethics, integrity or a conscience.

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Gingrich Wants Palin To ‘Play A Major Role’ In His Adminstration

Gingrich Wants Palin To ‘Play A Major Role’ In His Adminstration

Newt Gingrich may still be fighting to be the republican presidential nominee, but we all know he’s not really in the running anymore. That’s why it’s come as little shock that he’s trying to pick up just a few more fringe votes by name dropping Sarah Palin.

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NEWSFLASH: Mitt Romney is the 0.01 Percent

NEWSFLASH: Mitt Romney is the 0.01 Percent

Willard Mitt Romney is the personification of the unctuous, deceptive greed and mortgage bubble lending that lead to the great economic abortion of 2008.

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Major GOP Candidates All Pledge To Be ‘Hard On’ Porn

Major GOP Candidates All Pledge To Be ‘Hard On’ Porn

Morality In Media launched an effort to get presidential candidates in both major parties to commit to strict enforcement of obscenity laws.

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But America Always ‘Needs a Jesus Guy!’

But America Always ‘Needs a Jesus Guy!’

While no one is really all that surprised by Santorum’s invoking the name of Jesus, his doing so didn’t go over big with the folks at the Anti Defamation League

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Mitt Romney Took Part In A ‘Pro-Vietnam’ Draft Rally (IMAGE)

Mitt Romney Took Part In A ‘Pro-Vietnam’ Draft Rally (IMAGE)

Mitt Romney wasn’t your usual long-haired hippie or impoverished drafted Vet with PTSD demonstrating against one of the greatest shining lies in American history either. Rather, Willard Mitt Romney (hold your breath) protested against the anti-war protesters.

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Ron Paul Says “We’re All Austrians” During His Somewhat Victory Speech: (Video)

Ron Paul Says “We’re All Austrians” During His Somewhat Victory Speech: (Video)

Okay, unless you’re a graduate of political science or a European Historian (and not the kind that gets a million dollars for lobbying for a Mortgage Giant), the general population hears ‘We are all Austrians’ and immediately thinks that we are either former Action movie stars turned Governors or people who eat schnitzel and hate Jews and Gypsies.

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Santorum And Romney In Dead Heat For First, Ron Paul Comes In Third

Santorum And Romney In Dead Heat For First, Ron Paul Comes In Third

Much to the surprise of many, long shot candidate and favorite Google search query Rick Santorum appears to be locked in two-way tie with Mitt Romney in the Iowa Presidential Caucus. That’s right–Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney are in a same-sex tie for first place.

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God Told Pat Robertson Who The Next President Will Be, But Robertson Won’t Tell Us (VIDEO)

God Told Pat Robertson Who The Next President Will Be, But Robertson Won’t Tell Us (VIDEO)

Pat Robinson, sounding more like a four year old than an octogenarian, said that he has spent the last week asking God who the next President would be, and God told him, but it’s a secret.

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