Much to the surprise of many, long shot candidate and favorite Google search query Rick Santorum appears to be locked in two-way tie with Mitt Romney in the Iowa Presidential Caucus. That’s right–Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney are in a same-sex tie for first place.
Newt Gingrich, a former member of the not Mitt Romney red carpet treatment de jure, in a last ditch effort told CBS that Mitt Romney is a “liar and a fraud,” but he would still vote for the hopelessly inconsistent millionaire.
Ron Paul prides himself on being a staunch Constitutionalist and has a school girl like crush on the Founding Fathers, but does he really understand the constitution and truly love the Founders?
With the inane clown posse Republican Iowa Caucus and State-wide primaries right around the corner, we can unequivocally expect a tsunami of phenomenally, breathtakingly moronic things to said (especially if Bachmann makes it through Iowa). But in the mean time, it’s important to look back and reflect on some of the phenomenally, breathtakingly moronic things that were already said.
Remember when George W. Bush captured 40% of the hispanic vote? Remember when John McCain captured 31%? Well, according to a new poll, Mitt Romney only holds a scant 23% of hispanic voters while President Obama has a commanding 68%.
Since apparently running for president on Television and hawking books is more important to the serial adulterer than getting the 10,000 signatures that the state of Virginia requires in order to qualify, Newt Gingrich engaged in personal victimhood that would make Sarah Palin blush by likening Virginia’s move to the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.
Washington’s perennially prickish elf, Eric Cantor (R-VA), joined forces with former semi-sane human being John McCain in bashing President Obama for doing Christmas shopping for his two daughters. Thus, begging the question: why do Senator McCain and Rep. Cantor hate Christmas and Santa Claus?
In the wake of Newt Gingrich telling a gay voter that he should vote for President Obama, two groups of gay Republicans actually defended Gingrich.
Scott Arnold, a homosexual associate professor of writing at William Penn University, got yet another reminder of the Republican party being an exclusive club. An a rather bizarre way of wooing potential voters, Newt Gingrich flatly told Mr. Arnold that, as a gay man, his vote is not welcomed.
On the December 19th edition of his show, Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves to whine about the media coverage of the recent death of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il.
After much ballyhoo and back and forth negotiations, House Republicans not surprisingly agreed to vote down a bipartisan bill to extend the current Payroll Tax Cut for two months. Of course they managed to find the time to vote on the atrocious NDAA bill, but the party of no simply can not allow the middle class to prosper.
The astroturfing, bad spelling group of crazies on Rascals are back, and this time they are here to say that little death of Osama Bin Laden–the event that was so widely publicized it was reenacted on Nat Geo–was in fact ‘staged’ by the radical ‘Muslin’ in the oval office. Apparently not quite content with that wildly ludicrous assertion, the Tea Party also believes that Obama actually ‘gave’ the downed drone to Iran.
Christopher Hitchens, the celebrated journalist, public intellectual, outspoken atheist, and Johnny Walker Black aficionado– a man of varying political complexities but who relentlessly, brutally derided anyone who sought to manipulated or flouted logic and reason–sadly passed away this past Thursday at 62 after suffering from esophageal cancer.
On Thursday afternoon, Rep. Allen West added to his list of inflammatory comments since he took office in January. Speaking to reporters, West compared the Democratic Party and President Obama to Joseph Goebbels, the Nazi Minister of Propaganda under Adolf Hitler.
Former pretend Republican Presidential Candidate, Herman Cain, whose nascent campaign went down in flames following every single woman he came on contact with coming forward with claims of sexual harassment, recently decided that being a semi-literate pizza hawker and sleazy creeper might have not been presidential prerequisites but rather worthy of Defense Secretary.
Here is a very articulate and incisive appeal written by a fellow comedian, Travon Free, and one of those ‘lazy’ kids from a poor neighborhood whom I guess should’ve been a janitor.
Newt Gingrich appears to be the latest American Idol B-roll infatuation among the Republican party, and he’s certainly proven his ignorance of history and made some phenomenally insane comments. But when it comes to pure, unadulterated crazy it is Michelle Bachmann who takes not only the cake, but the entire bakery.
The fembots and mannequins at Fox & Friends, the horrific pretend news hour that consists of vapid banter that makes Good Day NY look like PBS News Hour, were flabbergasted by one of their own polls that showed their viewers overwhelmingly believing President Obama would beat Republicans Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich.
Alabama’s anti-immigration law is the toughest in the nation, and it turns out that it’s the costliest as well. Not only has the law devastated the agriculture industry, but it is now threatening to devastate the foreign auto industry that plays a key role in the Alabama economy.
When current ‘I’m not Mitt Romney’ Republican Presidential frontrunner Newt Gingrich isn’t demanding we return to a Dickensian Child Work Model, he’s making some profoundly inaccurate and frighteningly daft comments on foreign policy.
