Post Tagged with: "Rick Perry"

Jeb Bush With Brother George W.’s Blessing Announces GOP Presidential Run (VIDEO)

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As several would-be GOP candidates have been sitting around wondering when to pull the trigger and announce their bid to run for President, Jeb Bush makes a Facebook and Twitter announcement.

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Rick Perry: ‘Running For President Is Not An IQ Test’

Rick Perry: ‘Running For President Is Not An IQ Test’

Meh, Rick. We’ve already done the dumb Texan thing. I think we’re over it. At least I hope we’re over it.

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How The GOP Is Coming Apart At The Seams

How The GOP Is Coming Apart At The Seams

If even one candidate had guts, they could run away with the Presidency in 2016.

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This Man Has Paranoid Schizophrenia, Rick Perry Is Having Him Executed

This Man Has Paranoid Schizophrenia, Rick Perry Is Having Him Executed

Rick Perry has overseen more executions than any other U.S. governor in history — but even by his lowest standards, this is barbaric.

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Oklahoma’s Gun Nut Governor Shows Up To Opening Of Gun Range In Tank (IMAGES)

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As Republicans struggle to outdo each other in gun fetishism, Oklahoma’s governor just took a commanding lead by showing up to a gun range in a tank.

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Dartmouth Students Troll Rick Perry During Speaking Event, Ask If He Would Have Anal Sex For $102 Million

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Rick Perry probably thought it would be safe for him to speak to a crowd of students at Dartmouth. He probably hoped everyone had forgotten about his anti-gay views. He was totally wrong and campus Republicans are throwing a fit about it.

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Texas Governor Rick Perry Threatened Grand Jury After Being Indicted For Abusing Power

Texas Governor Rick Perry Threatened Grand Jury After Being Indicted For Abusing Power

The special prosecutor tasked with trying to convict Perry for committing two felonies is accusing the governor of threatening and intimidating the grand jury members who made the decision to indict him.

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State With Highest Uninsured Rate Is The First To Find Ebola In Its Borders

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Texas is about the worst state to get sick and it’s the one and only state (so far) where someone has contracted Ebola.

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Are Republicans REALLY Hoping Mitt Romney Will Run Again? (Hint: Yes)

Are Republicans REALLY Hoping Mitt Romney Will Run Again? (Hint: Yes)

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. If that’s true, Republicans seem to have gone completely off the deep end.

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Texas Woman Makes A Fool Out Of Governor Rick Perry In Epic “Fan” Photo (IMAGE)

Texas Woman Makes A Fool Out Of Governor Rick Perry In Epic “Fan” Photo (IMAGE)

Amanda described the photograph as “Sangria-fueled.” Amanda, you are our hero.

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Rick Perry Just Proved He Doesn’t Get Twitter, And It’s Going To Cost Him Big

Rick Perry Just Proved He Doesn’t Get Twitter, And It’s Going To Cost Him Big

Republican Governor of Texas Rick Perry just committed a twitter-tastrophe of stellar dimensions.  A tweet issued from Perry’s account accused Travis County District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg of being the “most drunken democrat in Texas”.  Somebody hit the panic button and deleted the tweet, but only after it had already been […]

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Rick Perry Uses Failed Lehmberg Coup To Slingshot Himself Toward White House (VIDEO)

But Perry seems to thrive on political wrong turns. And who knows? Maybe his knack for going bassackward will catapult him into the 2016 presidential election. Photo Credit: Gage Skidmore

Rick Perry is not guilty…at least in his own befuddled mind. And the worse it gets, the more he seems to thrive. The court has indicted the guy for trying to coerce Travis County DA Rosemary Lehmberg out of office. And he has the cojones to defend his actions against […]

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Gun Nut Rick Perry Loses Right To Buy And Carry Guns Because Of His Indictment

Gun Nut Rick Perry Loses Right To Buy And Carry Guns Because Of His Indictment

One of Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry’s charges comes with a possible prison sentence of 99 years behind bars, but that might not be his biggest hardship. According to Texas and federal law, NRA dreamboat Perry has probably lost the right to buy guns or have a concealed carry permit […]

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Texas Governor Rick Perry Turns Himself In On Felony Charges (VIDEO)

Rick Perry's mugshot. Image Credit: TMZ

Texas Governor Rick Perry turned himself in at the Travis County Courthouse, in the city of Austin. Perry has been charged with two felony counts of criminal abuse of power. Perry, surrounded by his devoted (if somewhat delusional) followers, gave a brief speech before he entered the courthouse. From his […]

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Ten Questions About Jesus, For Right Wing Christians

Ten Questions About Jesus, For Right Wing Christians

Dear Conservatives and right wing Christians: I really want to learn more about Jesus, can you help me? I’ve been studying my Bible, but I’m having a difficult time understanding a few of the concepts. I’ve composed a list of ten questions, in hopes that someone can help me answer […]

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BREAKING: Rick Perry Indicted On Two Felonies

BREAKING: Rick Perry Indicted On Two Felonies

That hissing sound you hear is the air being let out of a Republican presidential hopeful’s dreams.

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Rick Perry Says Children Of Gaza Are Legitimate Targets

Rick Perry Says Children Of Gaza Are Legitimate Targets

Republican Governor of Texas, Rick Perry waded into the Israeli assault on Gaza on Sunday to remind America that he is totally fine with the more than 1,000 resulting civilian deaths, including 329 children. Calling on President Obama and the whole US to provide “vigorous support” for Israel, Perry was […]

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Top 10 Most Horrible Right Wing Reactions To The Border Crisis

Top 10 Most Horrible Right Wing Reactions To The Border Crisis

The border crisis is still going on and the right wing is still raging at brown children for daring to seek refuge in ‘their’ country. And they’re pissing off millions of Latinos in the process.

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Obama’s Now-Iconic Fist Bump Was Actually For Gay Rights (IMAGE)

Obama’s Now-Iconic Fist Bump Was Actually For Gay Rights (IMAGE)

With all the infighting and polarization, it’s easy to forget that regardless of where you stand politically, President Obama just seems like a pretty decent guy. Here’s a great reminder. You’ve probably seen the picture: President Obama smiling in mid-fist bump with a totally excited cashier at a local BBQ […]

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Rand Paul Contends Immigrants Are An Asset Not A Liability (Video)

Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ken.) believes the Senate's comprehensive immigration reform bill did not give out enough work visas to the construction and agriculture business.

A Republican and potential 2016 presidential candidate supports immigration? He says give illegal immigrants work visas and invite them to stay in the U.S.? Yes, that’s right. For Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) the Senate’s comprehensive immigration reform bill did not give out enough work visas to the construction and agriculture business. But with 60,000 children streaming […]

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