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Santa Is Satan! Pastor Joins Atheists In ‘War On Christmas’ (VIDEO)

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Is Christmas about religion, capitalism, a combination of the two, or something entirely different? Is this the season of Santa Claus or Satan Claws?!?

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Here’s The Christmas Card You’ll Be Getting From Your Ammosexual Relatives This Christmas

Now, isn't this what Christmas is all about? Mythical characters aiming Glocks at stereotypical Arab terrorists. Awwww. Can't you just feel the warmth of the holiday?

The perfect Christmas card for the gun lovers in your family. Just try to ignore the sight of Santa getting ready to blow away a generic terrorist in front of Baby Jesus.

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Gun Range Invites Kids To Gun-Handling Photoshoot With Santa Claus (VIDEO)

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“Does his sleigh come with missile launchers?”

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Atheist Billboard Set On Fire By ‘Christian’ Vandals

This Saturnalia billboard in Pitman, NJ has drawn several attempted acts of vandalism. Why is it such a big deal? Their Christ banner still hangs downtown.
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Saturnalia sign a response to Christmas banner. Pitman, NJ is the site of a huge billboard which proclaims, “Keep the Saturn in Saturnalia.” The sign was erected by the Freedom From Religion Foundation in response to… well, you probably have the gist of this already. But it’s complicated. The main […]

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The Santa Wars And Fox News’ Assault On Christmas

The Santa Wars And Fox News’ Assault On Christmas

It all began a week ago. Megyn Kelly, on her program, The Kelly Files, brought up an op-ed by Slate’s Aisha Harris. Harris wrote that it was confusing for her, as a black child, to see two different depictions of Santa Claus: one that shared her skin color at home […]

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Megyn Kelly Backtracks On White Santa After National Ridicule (VIDEO)

From Patheos

Megyn Kelly backtracks about Santa Claus and Jesus being white after a ton of national ridicule. Her facts were not facts – just her fantasy after all.

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Santa Claus And Jesus Christ Are White Dudes, Claims Fox News Host (VIDEO)

Jesus and Nicodemus On The Rooftop - Henry Ossawa Tanner - 1899

Fox News host Megyn Kelly insists that Santa Claus and Jesus Christ are ‘white,’ and there can be no ‘black Santa.’ That’s both racist and downright mean.

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Santa Uses Science? Neil DeGrasse Tyson Explains How (AUDIO)

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While some may cite the jolly old elf as the realm of magic, many of the elements surrounding the legends actually have their root in science according to Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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Where’s Santa? NORAD Will Tell You How Close He Is To Your Chimney (Or Door)

Where’s Santa? NORAD Will Tell You How Close He Is To Your Chimney (Or Door)

A tradition going back almost 60 years, NORAD is once again operating its Santa Tracker, where you can track Santa’s trip around the world in real time.

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War On Christmas Is Real – Santa Gets Arrested (VIDEO)

War On Christmas Is Real – Santa Gets Arrested (VIDEO)

The war on Christmas is real. The stress has caused Jolly Ole’ St. Nick to become a corrupt, desperate, drunken shell of his former self.

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Get Bill O’Reilly Some Smelling Salts – Here’s The True Story Of Christmas (VIDEO)

Get Bill O’Reilly Some Smelling Salts – Here’s The True Story Of Christmas (VIDEO)

As Fox watching Christians lament the War on Christmas, it should be noted that Christmas as we know it wouldn’t be recognized by Christ or even by his disciples.

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Obama Group Sends Santa Claus To Punk Paul Ryan (VIDEOS)

He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's going to find out who's naughty and nice.

Santa confronts Rep. Paul Ryan to tell him he’s on the ‘naughty’ list.

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Poll Findings Reveal: Santa’s A Democrat, Not A Republican, Say Registered Voters

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Other findings show 47% believe in ‘war on Christmas,’ 61% would NOT press charges if Santa’s reindeer run over grandma, and 3% ‘not sure’ whether or not Santa exists.

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Ten Things You Might Not Know About Christmas

Vintage Christmas

Embrace all the origins and stories and archaic reasons we do what we do. Celebrate in your own way and enjoy the season!

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