Post Tagged with: "Ted Cruz"

Watch Zoolander And Hansel’s Hilarious Critique Of Presidential Candidates’ Fashion Choices (VIDEO)

Watch Zoolander And Hansel’s Hilarious Critique Of Presidential Candidates’ Fashion Choices (VIDEO)

“Donny is just like us. He has the classic male model look. Donny has orange mocha crapaccino.” -Zoolander and Hansel

by Marcus Aurelius· · News
Watch SNL Hilariously Mock Ted Cruz Over Iowa ‘Win’ (VIDEO)

Watch SNL Hilariously Mock Ted Cruz Over Iowa ‘Win’ (VIDEO)

“Isn’t it time for a president who’s just a nasty, little weasel?” – SNL’s ‘Ted Cruz’

by Marcus Aurelius· · Current Issues, News
CNN Just Brutally DISMANTLED Ted Cruz For Knowingly Lying About Their Reporting (VIDEO)

CNN Just Brutally DISMANTLED Ted Cruz For Knowingly Lying About Their Reporting (VIDEO)

Ted Cruz going to be sore for a week after the BEATING he just took from CNN.

by John Prager· · News
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Watch The Hilarious GOP Debate Intro Fail (VIDEO)

Ben Carson and Donald Trump got lost on their way to the debate stage.

by Randa Morris· · News
Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Just Won The Internet With His Brilliant #GOPdebate Trolling (TWEETS)

Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Just Won The Internet With His Brilliant #GOPdebate Trolling (TWEETS)

This was his best performance yet.

by Shannon Argueta· · News
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Bill Maher Slays Ted Cruz And GOP Science Deniers With Amazingly Hilarious Groundhog Day Ad (VIDEO)

Bill Maher took climate science deniers to the woodshed on Friday with this amazing parody ad.

by Stephen D Foster Jr· · News
ROFL: An Adult Film Company Just Offered To Make Ted Cruz’s Bizarre Dreams Come True (Letter)

ROFL: An Adult Film Company Just Offered To Make Ted Cruz’s Bizarre Dreams Come True (Letter)

Wait until you see the title they have in mind.

by Charles Topher· · News, Political Humor
Modern Medicine Explains Why Your Desire To Punch Ted Cruz In The Face Is Completely Natural

Modern Medicine Explains Why Your Desire To Punch Ted Cruz In The Face Is Completely Natural

You aren’t a bad person at all. It turns out this is just evolution!

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Former Classmates Slam Ted Cruz: He’s About As Telegenic As An Undertaker

Ted Cruz may have won Iowa but that doesn’t make people hate him any less.

by Stephen D Foster Jr· · News
Girl Tells Ted Cruz She’s Gay .02 Seconds Before Taking This Photo, His Reaction Is Priceless

Girl Tells Ted Cruz She’s Gay .02 Seconds Before Taking This Photo, His Reaction Is Priceless

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

by Sarah· · News
Cruz’s Latest Shameful Fundraising Scam Is So Absurdly Illegal It’s Like He Wants To Be Caught

Cruz’s Latest Shameful Fundraising Scam Is So Absurdly Illegal It’s Like He Wants To Be Caught

Senator Slimeball strikes again.

by Jameson Parker· · News
You Won’t Believe What Hit This Pro-TPP Politician In The Face (VIDEO)

You Won’t Believe What Hit This Pro-TPP Politician In The Face (VIDEO)

The protester apparently stopped at an erotic toy shop on their way to listen to this politician speak…

by Bob Cesca· · News
Ted Cruz Attacks Sean Penn For ‘Glorifying Homicidal Killers’ — Here’s Penn’s Brilliant Response (VIDEO)

Ted Cruz Attacks Sean Penn For ‘Glorifying Homicidal Killers’ — Here’s Penn’s Brilliant Response (VIDEO)

Penn’s response has a little bit of ‘South Park’ in it and he knows how to make a demagogue like Cruz look like a fool.

by Marcus Aurelius· · Current Issues, News
BUSTED: Growing Evidence Supports Claim Cruz Intentionally Lied About Carson Dropping Out (AUDIO)

BUSTED: Growing Evidence Supports Claim Cruz Intentionally Lied About Carson Dropping Out (AUDIO)

There’s a really good chance Ted cheated his way to first place in Iowa.

by Christian Drake· · News
CNN Host SLAMS Cruz Campaign For Making Up Absolute Bullsh*t And Bashing Network (VIDEO)

CNN Host SLAMS Cruz Campaign For Making Up Absolute Bullsh*t And Bashing Network (VIDEO)

This is so beautiful to watch…

by Sarah· · News
#TrumperTantrum: Twitter’s Brilliant Response To Trump’s Embarrassing Meltdown (TWEETS)

#TrumperTantrum: Twitter’s Brilliant Response To Trump’s Embarrassing Meltdown (TWEETS)

#TrumperTantrum is the best thing you’ll see today.

by Shannon Argueta· · News
Lewis Black SLAMS Cruz: He’s So Creepy That No One Notices He’s A Bully Too (VIDEO)

Lewis Black SLAMS Cruz: He’s So Creepy That No One Notices He’s A Bully Too (VIDEO)

Isn’t it terrible that Cruz is so creepy no one realizes that he’s just as big a bully as Donald Trump?

by John Prager· · News
Another One Bites The Dust: GOP Candidate Hangs Up Presidential Run (VIDEO)

Another One Bites The Dust: GOP Candidate Hangs Up Presidential Run (VIDEO)

He wasn’t as crazy as the current front-runner. That tells us a lot about Republican voters.

by Marcus Aurelius· · Current Issues, News
Loser Trump EXPLODES On Twitter, Claims Ted Cruz ‘Illegally Stole’ Iowa (TWEETS)

Loser Trump EXPLODES On Twitter, Claims Ted Cruz ‘Illegally Stole’ Iowa (TWEETS)

He didn’t just stop there…

by Shannon Argueta· · News
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Jesus Appears On Kimmel To Read GOP Quotes And It’s Gloriously Awkward (VIDEO)

Jimmy Kimmel hilariously demonstrated that Republicans are nothing like Jesus.

by Stephen D Foster Jr· · News